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TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

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Romulan Commander: "I think I'm going to enjoy being your prisoner."
 
^ Now if that doesn't warrant a free premium membership I don't know what else would ... ;)
 
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Kirk:Mr Spock, Mallory has stolen my woman. You know what needs to be done.
Spock:Aye, sir. The exploding Horta turd is in place.
 
Episode 88 MPH !

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Kirk gets lucky even in his dreams ;)

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Mallory : You want me to do what ?

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Setting phasers to Rock & Roll.

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Fans : LOOK OUT FOR THAT ROCK MALLORY ! ~ BOOM ! ~ Oops, too late.
 
And here's the avatarized version. (You know, I want to get a free premium membership, too. ;))

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Shatner: "Jesus, Leonard. You're going to have to start fighting them off with a stick."
 
NCC-1701, you ought to send that av off to T'Bonz as a PM. I'm not sure she's accepting mine. ;)
 
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Ensign Stupid: It's amazing! Everything on this planet tastes like chicken!

Kirk: I wouldn't go eating anything more until Spock is done with the tricorder. For you all you may know eating that fern will give you a bad case of bleeding diarrhea followed by a terrible screaming death. Of course, it may not happen. Right, Spock?

Spock: Uh....
 
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"Ensign, do you know why the 3 of us are having a hard time stifling our laughter? It's that trail of toilet paper stuck to your boot mister. Why don't you run down that path there and see if you can lose it."
 
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Noel: So you're going to give me a promotion now that I've agreed to sleep with you?

Kirk: Sure, babe, you'll be commander of the airlock just like I promised.
 
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Spock: "Soooooooooo, do forum rules allow for Vulcan/Romulan handjobs?"

Please don't kill me.
 
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