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The Classic/Retro Pop Culture Thread

Burns pulling practical jokes on Hawkeye for a change
A season-finale twist! :rommie:

Blake anxiously awaiting news of his wife giving birth, eventually being informed that it's a boy, and experiencing melancholy in the aftermath: "Let's hope I meet him before he gets drafted and sent over here."
I don't remember Blake having a kid. He must have been a new arrival in Korea when the show started. Otherwise he's not thinking things through.

Radar arranges for Henry to hold a local laundry worker's baby as a substitute for his own.
That's a very Radar thing.

This is another one of those titles that could have been used for pretty much any damn episode of the series.
They had a fishbowl with little crinkled up pieces of paper.

A group of hoods led by Boomer (OK, Adam Cartwright)
Don't you mean... Trapper John, MD?

Uncredited guest agent Duval (Ray Ballard)
Talk about deep cover.

The plot points of Cole being believed to have Syndicate backing and Marnsburg being hostile to the US are confirmed in this scene.
Classic IMF meets nu IMF for the finale.

Cole's men break into Barney's hotel room, finding a blueprint of the consulate vault area and his gadget.
So why did Barney's character allegedly need to steal the $12,000?

who, unlike Jim when he was playing Blofeld, does have a white cat
The cat delivery was late, so they just used it in this episode. :rommie:

Willy delivers the "real" crown jewels (actually the fakes) to the consulate, to be put in the vault, and plants a device in the vault's gate.
Delivers them under what pretense? The consulate knows about the theft, and they're not cooperating with the IMF.

With the Syndicate man thinking he's been double-crossed, it looks like there's going to be an offscreen gunshot, but conventional law enforcement swoops in.
No off-screen gunshots for a cute babe that Barney has a crush on.

Mission: Canceled.
They're still out there somewhere, in the timeless universe of TV Adventure Land, fooling the Syndicate and nameless foreign countries, to the sweet, sweet music of off-screen gunshots.

Wiki says that Wayne Rogers was from Alabama, and Trapper was from Boston, so the accent must be affected.
Two facts I did not know.

Pete cynically advised Jim that the best they could do was to keep arresting the kid. I think he was trying to discourage Jim from getting too attached.
I suppose Pete can tell who can be saved and who can't at this point.

They were embarrassed about the whole thing and had to call Mac to verify that they should bring her in.
It would have been funny if it was his mother. :rommie:

Felix cleaning guns seems like it should be the focus of its own episode...
That's true. :rommie:

Yes, it was something about maple syrup.
Okay, then I do remember it. Maybe she used the same story in two different episodes.

I like that Mulcahy isn't above dabbling in a little secular indulgence, like gambling and revelry.
They really hit the sweet spot with Mulcahy, and I think William Christopher had a lot to do with it.

On the MY DARLING CLEMENTINE episode, Potter imitates Mulcahy and says ''Jocularity!'' twice.
Oh, yeah, I remember the Father Mulcahy Imitation Contest. Klinger did him as an owl. :rommie:

But on the episode in where Penobscott marries Margaret----the last episode which contains contain Frank and her together before she honeymoons to Tokyo---the drunken Mulcahy laughs ''jocularity'' twice.....which inspires Potter to imitate him.....in an episode which can only be a previous one....though apparently filmed afterward.
We'll just have to assume that Mulcahy has a habit of saying "Jocularity! Jocularity!" off screen. :rommie:
 
I don't remember Blake having a kid. He must have been a new arrival in Korea when the show started. Otherwise he's not thinking things through.
How so? And he might have last seen his wife while on leave or something. I have to wonder, though, if he ever did see the kid, given his infamous eventual fate...

Don't you mean... Trapper John, MD?
That, too.

So why did Barney's character allegedly need to steal the $12,000?
Guess it was just his thing. Also, he needed equipment for his scheme (the electronics company), and was on the run from people to whom he owed much more money.

Delivers them under what pretense? The consulate knows about the theft, and they're not cooperating with the IMF.
Under the premise that they're the real jewels just now being delivered, and the "fake" jewels being sent first was a security precaution.

Two facts I did not know.
My first impression was that he was doing something New York-ish, but I can see where he might have been trying to do Boston. Guess you'd have to tell us whether his efforts passed muster.

It would have been funny if it was his mother. :rommie:
Or his landlady...
 
How so? And he might have last seen his wife while on leave or something. I have to wonder, though, if he ever did see the kid, given his infamous eventual fate...
Good point. I didn't think about leave. I'm not sure if he ever did meet that kid, or if the writers remembered that he had one.

Guess it was just his thing. Also, he needed equipment for his scheme (the electronics company), and was on the run from people to whom he owed much more money.
Makes sense.

Under the premise that they're the real jewels just now being delivered, and the "fake" jewels being sent first was a security precaution.
Ah, okay.

My first impression was that he was doing something New York-ish, but I can see where he might have been trying to do Boston. Guess you'd have to tell us whether his efforts passed muster.
They never do. :rommie: It's been a long time, but I don't remember thinking he was from Boston.

Or his landlady...
It would have made for a good running gag. "Uh, Mac? This shoplifter we picked up? It's your wife." :rommie:
 
50th Anniversary Release - 5-April-1973
'See My Baby Jive'
UK No. 1 for four weeks May-June 1973

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When we left off with Electric Light Orchestra, Roy Wood had just left a particularly fraught session for ELO's second album, and wandered down the street to a nearby recording studio where Roy's former Move bandmate was rehearsing with his new band 'Mongrel'.

Roy, wasting no time, quickly co-opted Rick and his bandmates into forming a new group, called 'Wizzard', and brought along with him ELO's piano and French Horn player, Bill Hunt and cellist Hugh McDowell.

The band went into the recording studio and began rehearsing for their debut at the Rock 'N Roll Revival Festival on 5-August-1972 at Wembley Stadium alongside such acts as 'Bill Haley & His Comets,' 'Chuck Berry' and 'Jerry Lee Lewis'.

Their first single 'Ball Park Incident' was released in November 1972 and quickly rose to No. 6 on the UK charts, while 'See My Baby Jive' and its follow-up 'Angel Fingers', featuring Roy's 'Wall Of Sound', would both reach No. 1.

Thanks to the expanded edition of Wizzard's debut album 'Wizzard Brew', there's a reproduction of the 'See My Baby Jive' sleeve included, so we know who plays what on the single.

Roy Wood - Vocals, Guitars, Saxes, Cello, Oboe, Bassoon, Tuba, Clarinet, Recorder, Sitar, Banjo, Harmonica, String Bass, and Drums
Rick Price - Bass Guitar, Vocals, Six-String Guitar, Recorder, Harmonica
Bill Hunt - Piano, French Horn, Harpsicord, Tenor Horn, Tuba, Backing Vocals
Hugh McDowell - Electric Cello, Acoustic Cello, Piano
Mike Burney - Tenor Saxophone
Nick Pentalow - Tenor Saxaphone, Flute, Clarinet, Piano, Backing Vocals
Keith Smart - Drums
Charlie Grima - Drums, Congas, and General Percussion
Backing Vocals - The Suedettes (which includes Roy's then-girlfriend Ayshea Brough as one of its members)

And that is Roy singing 'Doo Ron, Doo Ron' as a nod to Phil Spector and the Crystals, 'Da Doo Ron Ron'.
 
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Mission: Canceled. With M:I having been the last show in the lineup that dated back to the 1966-67 TV season, which is when I started the 50th anniversary viewing, this feels like the end of an era. (But speaking of, I do still have six Season 1 episodes in my hiatus viewing itinerary.)

The circumstances surrounding the show's actual demise on 9-February-1973 seem shrouded in mystery. Although Bruce Lansbury was present when Paramount president Frank Yablans told CBS's Robert Wood, "I'm pulling 'Mission'," neither Lansbury or anyone else can remember why 'Mission' was sacrificed in a dispute between Wood and Yalbans. "Bob and Frank were going at each other a little bit," Lansbury says. "It was 'mano a mano' between two egotistical business types. Personality clashes. And Frank decided to pull 'Mission'. Whether it was going to get an eighth year or not is moot."

I've already discussed what some of the eighth season stories might have been in a previous post.

Until that decision was made, Peter Graves starred in a revamped version of a 'Call to Danger' as a backup and Greg Morris let it be known that seven seasons were enough for him, and he wouldn't be returning. (At this point, I think we're looking at the law of diminishing returns - do the producers cast a new electronics expert, or do they go with a rotating cast of 'substitute Arties' for the season.)

The 'Call to Danger' pilot requires a little bit more explanation. From the book. . .

In 1961, Perry Lafferty directed and produced a half-hour pilot titled 'Call to Danger', starring Larry Blyden. "I think the idea is still sensational," Lafferty insists, "that there exists in Washington a government agency that has computer files on anyone who has unusual talents and abilities. If you had perfect pitch, could speak Spanish, and ride a unicycle, you'd be in this computer bank. When there was some kind of situation they couldn't solve with their own personnel, they would go to this computer agency and see if any of these people could match their plan."

The idea was viable enough to be refilmed as an hour pilot in 1966, produced by Paul King and directed by Lamont Johnson. The remake had the same story with a different cast: Albert Paulsen as the villain; Daniel Travanti as the recruit, a barber-locksmith-stamp collector; and, as the government agent, Peter Graves, with James Gregory as his superior.

The 1966 pilot

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It was this pilot that caught the eyes of producers Bruce Geller and Joseph Gantman that led to Peter Graves being hired to replace Steven Hill starting with the second season of 'Mission: Impossible'.

The 1973 pilot

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The problem I have with the 1973 pilot, is that it feels like Peter Graves subplot is tacked on to pad the episode out to 90 minutes. It doesn't have much to do with the main story and could easily be excised without hurting the story.
 
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Mission's cancellation ended a cycle of hard work, long hours, and good times - like a memorable basketball match between the Mission and Mannix companies preceding a Los Angeles Lakers game. Characteristically, the Mission crew brought trick basketballs filled with Mercury, but even with former college players like Bruce Geller and Greg Morris, they were overclassed. "We wanted Lupus as center because he was big," says Greg, "but he was out there in the corner, shooting hook shots! Graves didn't want to play because Peter loves basketball like Christ loves sin. I think the score ended up eight to six. Mannix beat us and we were glad to get off the court. It was embarrassing. Bruce was glaring at everyone, and Lupus was saying, 'I had fun!'"
 
'See My Baby Jive'
That's a good one. It also sounds vaguely familiar, but I'm not sure if it's just the general style or if I've heard it on Lost 45s or somesuch thing.

Roy, wasting no time, quickly co-opted Rick and his bandmates into forming a new group, called 'Wizzard', and brought along with him ELO's piano and French Horn player, Bill Hunt and cellist Hugh McDowell.
Unfortunately, they seem to be pretty much unknown over here.

And that is Roy singing 'Doo Ron, Doo Ron' as a nod to Phil Spector and the Crystals, 'Da Doo Ron Ron'.
Nice. :D And I'll just push away intrusive memories of Sean Cassidy.....

"It was 'mano a mano' between two egotistical business types. Personality clashes. And Frank decided to pull 'Mission'. Whether it was going to get an eighth year or not is moot."
Sounds like it was just a poke in the eye, canceling something that was already done.

Greg Morris let it be known that seven seasons were enough for him, and he wouldn't be returning.
About five years later, he would be back as part of the supporting cast on Vega$, but that would be a lot less work.

"I think the idea is still sensational," Lafferty insists, "that there exists in Washington a government agency that has computer files on anyone who has unusual talents and abilities. If you had perfect pitch, could speak Spanish, and ride a unicycle, you'd be in this computer bank. When there was some kind of situation they couldn't solve with their own personnel, they would go to this computer agency and see if any of these people could match their plan."
It is a good idea. It's somewhat similar to Mission: Impossible's original concept, except that those were actual agents. It's also similar to Man From UNCLE's format of having a civilian involved in every mission. Also, I have a vague memory of a show in the 80s, short lived, where Robert Vaughn played a guy named Lavender who would gather up specifically qualified civilians-- sort of a cross between UNCLE and Mission. I can't remember the name, though.

as the government agent, Peter Graves, with James Gregory as his superior.
Ooh, nice pairing. I'll try to give that a watch.

The problem I have with the 1973 pilot, is that it feels like Peter Graves subplot is tacked on to pad the episode out to 90 minutes. It doesn't have much to do with the main story and could easily be excised without hurting the story.
I vaguely remember that being something of a trend in the 70s, but I can't give any specific examples. Maybe Hart to Hart.

"We wanted Lupus as center because he was big," says Greg, "but he was out there in the corner, shooting hook shots! Graves didn't want to play because Peter loves basketball like Christ loves sin. I think the score ended up eight to six. Mannix beat us and we were glad to get off the court. It was embarrassing. Bruce was glaring at everyone, and Lupus was saying, 'I had fun!'"
Definitely time for a vacation, Greg. :rommie:
 
Also, I have a vague memory of a show in the 80s, short lived, where Robert Vaughn played a guy named Lavender who would gather up specifically qualified civilians-- sort of a cross between UNCLE and Mission. I can't remember the name, though.

The show was called 'Masquerade' and lasted eleven episodes. It's mentioned as a 'Mission' knock-off in the book. It had William Read Woodfield, who, along with his partner Alan Balter, wrote for the first three seasons and produced the first eight episodes of the third season before being fired, as the head scriptwriter.
 
Masquerade, that's it. I remember it being pleasant enough, but not really that impressive.
 
50 Years Ago This Week

April 8
  • Pablo Picasso, renowned as "the greatest artist of his time and a giant in the history of painting," died of heart failure at his home in France at Mougins in the Alpes-Maritimes département. Picasso and his wife Jacqueline Roque Picasso had been entertaining friends for dinner the night before, and the artist went to his in-home studio to work on another painting before retiring in the early morning hours for sleep. Picasso had been scheduled to bring his new works to a showing at Avignon.
  • Jackie Stewart won the 1973 BRDC International Trophy motor race at Silverstone.

April 9
  • Israel launched Operation Spring of Youth, an attack on several Palestine Liberation Organization (PLO) targets in Beirut and Sidon, Lebanon, in retaliation for the Munich massacre at the Summer Olympics in the previous year. Killed in the attack were the second-in-command of the al-Fatah group, Muhammad Youssef al-Najjar, and Muhammad Youssef al-Najjar, a PLO spokesman.
  • Regulations went into effect in the United States requiring most grocery stores to post signs at their meat counters listing the limit for prices per pound for meat. The rules did not apply to stores that had revenues of less than $100,000 per year.

April 10
  • Three days after the retaliation attack on PLO leaders in Lebanon, Israeli commandos raided Beirut, assassinating three additional leaders of the Palestinian Resistance Movement. The Lebanese army's inaction brought the immediate resignation of Prime Minister Saeb Salam.

April 12
  • The mid-air collision of two airplanes killed 16 people in the U.S. at NAS Moffett Field near Sunnyvale, California. A Convair 990 Coronado jet, with 11 civilian employees of NASA, was approaching its landing while a U.S. Navy Lockheed P3C Orion turboprop plane was making "touch-and-go" landings and takeoffs on the same runway. The two aircraft were reported to be "on roughly parallel courses" for a landing on the runway and were 300 feet (91 m) above the ground when the collision occurred.
  • Ringo Starr, Maureen Starkey, and Paul and Linda McCartney attend the world premiere of That'll Be the Day at the ABC 2 Cinema, Shaftesbury Avenue, the former premises of the Saville Theatre.

April 13
  • Jeb Stuart Magruder, a deputy campaign manager for U.S. President Nixon, told federal prosecutors that he had perjured himself during a trial of the Watergate burglars, and implicated White House counsel John Dean and campaign manager (and former U.S. Attorney General) John Mitchell in the scandal. Magruder subsequently resigned on April 26.

April 14
  • Died: John Gurdon, 74, British flying ace credited with 28 victories in the First World War


Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia," Vicki Lawrence
2. "Neither One of Us (Wants to Be the First to Say Goodbye)," Gladys Knight & The Pips
3. "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree," Dawn feat. Tony Orlando
4. "Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got)," Four Tops
5. "Sing," Carpenters
6. "The Cisco Kid," War
7. "Danny's Song," Anne Murray
8. "Break Up to Make Up," The Stylistics
9. "Killing Me Softly with His Song," Roberta Flack
10. "Call Me (Come Back Home)," Al Green
11. "Masterpiece," The Temptations
12. "Little Willy," The Sweet
13. "Stir It Up," Johnny Nash
14. "Also Sprach Zarathustra (2001)," Deodato
15. "The Twelfth of Never," Donny Osmond
16. "Space Oddity," David Bowie
17. "You Are the Sunshine of My Life," Stevie Wonder
18. "Love Train," The O'Jays
19. "Stuck in the Middle with You," Stealers Wheel
20. "Peaceful," Helen Reddy
21. "Drift Away," Dobie Gray
22. "Dead Skunk," Loudon Wainwright III
23. "Last Song," Edward Bear
24. "Walk on the Wild Side," Lou Reed
25. "The Cover of 'Rolling Stone'," Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show
26. "Wildflower," Skylark
27. "Daisy a Day," Jud Strunk
28. "Hummingbird," Seals & Crofts
29. "Reelin' in the Years," Steely Dan
30. "Out of the Question," Gilbert O'Sullivan
31. "Dueling Banjos," Eric Weissberg

34. "Hallelujah Day," Jackson 5

39. "Funky Worm," Ohio Players

41. "Frankenstein," The Edgar Winter Group

43. "The Right Thing to Do," Carly Simon

45. "Hocus Pocus," Focus
46. "Daniel," Elton John
47. "I'm Doin' Fine Now," New York City

53. "Thinking of You," Loggins & Messina
54. "Pillow Talk," Sylvia

56. "Playground in My Mind," Clint Holmes

69. "Aubrey," Bread

73. "My Love," Paul McCartney & Wings

75. "Will It Go Round in Circles," Billy Preston

80. "Steamroller Blues" / "Fool", Elvis Presley

82. "Right Place, Wrong Time," Dr. John

85. "No More Mr. Nice Guy," Alice Cooper

90. "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby," Barry White


99. "Why Me," Kris Kristofferson


Leaving the chart:
  • "Could It Be I'm Falling in Love," The Spinners (15 weeks)
  • "Daddy's Home," Jermaine Jackson (18 weeks)
  • "Do You Want to Dance?," Bette Midler (16 weeks)
  • "I'm Just a Singer (in a Rock 'n Roll Band)," The Moody Blues (10 weeks)
  • "Sail On Sailor," The Beach Boys (7 weeks)

New on the chart:

"No More Mr. Nice Guy," Alice Cooper
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(#25 US; #10 UK)

"Steamroller Blues," Elvis Presley
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(#17 US; #31 Country)

"Right Place, Wrong Time," Dr. John
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(#9 US; #19 R&B; #54 UK)

"I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby," Barry White
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(#3 US; #27 AC; #1 R&B; #23 UK)

"My Love," Paul McCartney & Wings
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(#1 US the weeks of June 2 through 23, 1973; #1 AC; #9 UK)


And new on the boob tube:
  • Kung Fu, "The Stone"

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Timeline entries are quoted from the Wiki page for the month and Mark Lewisohn's The Beatles Day by Day, with minor editing as needed.

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A rather grim tennis shoe ad appeared on the back cover of DCs that were on the stands in March:
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Superboy #195, which was on the stands in March, featured the last Legion of Super-Heroes backup story before they take over the book in #197. "One-Shot Hero" was the debut of ERG-1, a rejected applicant who, after making a heroic sacrifice at the end, will return to join the team as '70s Legion staple Wildfire. Also debuting were Phantom Girl's groovy '70s threads, as well as a new costume for Colossal Boy that wouldn't stick as-is, but included many of the details of the one that would.
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Pablo Picasso, renowned as "the greatest artist of his time and a giant in the history of painting," died of heart failure
He's one of those guys who I'm always surprised was alive in my lifetime.

Picasso had been scheduled to bring his new works to a showing at Avignon.
And had just recently returned from the Planet of the Apes.

"No More Mr. Nice Guy," Alice Cooper
Great early Alice.

"Steamroller Blues," Elvis Presley
Enjoyable late Elvis.

"Right Place, Wrong Time," Dr. John
Good early 70s.

"I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby," Barry White
Yeah, baby. It's Barry White. Listen up.

"My Love," Paul McCartney & Wings
Classic.

A rather grim tennis shoe ad appeared on the back cover of DCs that were on the stands in March:
I always wonder how effective these things are.

"One-Shot Hero" was the debut of ERG-1
I had never heard his debut name before. I imagine there was some confusion about how to pronounce it.

Also debuting were Phantom Girl's groovy '70s threads
Groovy indeed.
 
Had to work six days this last week, so doing a bit of catching up . . .

The Mission-Mannix rivalry extended into the realm of practical jokes. A constant tit-for-tat was played each week when the Nielsen ratings were released. If Mission outrated its sister show, Greg Morris would thoughtfully cover Mike Connor's dressing room door with photocopies of the Nielson list. When Mannix was ahead, a large cake, adorned by a stuffed crow, was sent to the Mission stage. The message - 'eat crow!' - was understood by all. On other occasions, Greg, Lupus, and others invaded the Mannix stage with prop machine guns to kidnap Mike Connor's in the middle of a take; Greg was locked in his dressing room with a smoke bomb; and Lupus once found his dressing room furniture suspended from the soundstage grids. "It took us four hours to get all that stuff down," says Loop. "I never did pay them back for that1"
 
"My Love," Paul McCartney & Wings (#1 US the weeks of June 2 through 23, 1973; #1 AC; #9 UK)


From the notes to the 'Red Rose Speedway' deluxe edition

The first single released from Red Rose Speedway itself was 'My Love' a delicate, lovesick ballad. Midway through (Henry) McCullough improvises a rich and graceful guitar solo. 'My Love' was recorded in Studio Two at Abbey Road., storied room that featured a much-discussed set of drapes: "The story was that they were filled with dried seaweed," Richard Hewson, who arranged and conducted the song's orchestral parts, remembers. "Now, I don't know how true it is - but the sound in there was beautiful, and nobody dared change anything. Those things hung down until very recently," he says. The song was finished within three hours. "We started a seven o'clock, and just did 14 takes, one after another, with Paul playing and singing, every single take."
McCullough's solo was spontaneous - a bit of moody blues in the middle a silky torch song. "Henry came over to me (before the last take) and whispered in my ear," McCartney says. "He said, 'Do you mind if I try another solo? I've got an idea.' And I said, 'Yeah, c'mon, if you've got an idea, let's hear it.' And he played this astounding solo, which is so beautiful. It was really from the heart, and very original sounding."
"It was one of those songs that came quite easily because I was just praising my lovely woman," McCartney says.
 
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50th Anniversary Viewing

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Kung Fu
"Superstition"
Originally aired April 5, 1973
Wiki said:
Walls imprison the men unjustly sentenced to work as miners at a brutal labor camp. Yet an even greater barrier holds them captive: fear of the camps ancient Indian curse. But Caine knows no such fear.

Cue flashback... (and Stevie Wonder while we're at it)
This seems like one too many "Caine is unjustly convicted/imprisoned" episodes in a row. And of course, Caine's mad escape artist skills don't come into play when it might shortcut him out of the story.

What results is the obligatory labor camp episode with an emphasis on the benefits of meditation in enduring harsh conditions, and featuring a shared hotbox with standing room inside.


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Emergency!
"Audit"
Originally aired April 7, 1973
Season finale
The first sentence on Wiki said:
John is worried about a pending IRS audit.

One of the many idiosyncrasies of the Emergency! Wiki guy is that he always refers to Johnny as John, which nobody on the show does. For once, the tax story comes on a timely airdate; but given how this was falling a month after the previous new episode, I have to wonder if it was a "Turnabout Intruder" situation, in which the episode got preempted on an earlier date.

Johnny's fretting about having to report to the IRS the next day for the titular procedure, though Roy, who had a pain-free one a few years prior, tries to convince him that it's just a routine spot check. The paramedics are called to a residence where a young woman (Kathleen King) has let in a man named John Welman (Ray Ballard), who's nursing what he says is a blow to the head, but insists on seeing a doctor rather than paramedics. At Rampart, he tells Brackett that he was attacked by teenagers in the park. Despite him seeming to momentarily black out, his vitals read normal. Dix gets Johnny worked up again when she tells him of a doctor whose titular procedure didn't go so smoothly.

On their way back to the station, the paramedics are flagged down by a woman to a crowd gathered around an unmoving infant left in the back seat of a locked car. Johnny gets the car open with a hanger, and it turns out that the child was just sleeping. After the crowd disperses, the mother (Adriana Shaw) comes out of a beauty parlor, outraged that the paramedics broke into her car. (The police were called before they freed the child, but we don't see them arrive.)

At Rampart, various examinations of Welman prove inconclusive, so Brackett brings the student doctors, including Morton, in to try to figure out what's wrong with him. After Brackett says that he plans to do a spinal tap next, Welman goes missing. A hippie gas station attendant, George Barton (Robert Porter), brings in his seven-months-pregnant wife (Kathy Cannon), who's not in labor but has been having trouble breathing. She tells Brackett that their desire to do things naturally means she hasn't been seeing a doctor. He diagnoses that she has a damaged heart valve from undiagnosed rheumatic fever when she was a child, and tells her that she'll need medical supervision for the remainder of her pregnancy. She's afraid of how George will take it, as he's more rigidly dedicated to their lifestyle. ("But having a baby, that's like for real.") Brackett breaks the news to George, who agrees not to "lay anything on her".

The titular procedure occurs between scenes only 2/3 of the way into the episode. It turns out that Johnny miswrote a number, and when all was said and done, the IRS owed him four dollars and change.

Meanwhile, Welman turns up again to see Early about stomach pains, now identifying himself as Gilbert Wells. Early talks to Brackett about it, who immediately makes the connection, as records have revealed that Welman is a "professional patient," now having turned up at Rampart six times in the last year. Brackett and Early go in to confront him. Firmly caught, he admits to his game, bragging of past accomplishments and trying to figure out how he could have been more convincing this time. Brackett wants him to stick around to see a psychiatrist, and he takes it as a new challenge.

Station 51 and other units are called to a construction site where a man named Milt (James McEachin) is trapped in a basement that's collapsing from water seepage, a reinforcing rod going through his right leg. With a wall above them threatening to give at any time, the foreman (Ross Elliott) convinces Milt that amputating his leg is the best solution. Rampart sends Early to the scene while the paramedics reluctantly prepare Milt for the requested procedure. When it looks like Early won't get there in time, Brackett gives Roy permission to do whatever he thinks is best...but Johnny manages to clear the debris trapping Milt's leg just in time for them to carry him out with the rod still in it. In the aftermath, Roy admits to Johnny that he doesn't know whether he would have gone through with the amputation.

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He's one of those guys who I'm always surprised was alive in my lifetime.
I got the Band on the Run track stuck in my head ahead of schedule.

And had just recently returned from the Planet of the Apes.
[Moves eyes back and forth.] Accessing...accessing...

Great early Alice.
Vintage Cooper seems kind of like generic guitar rock to me, in an era that's giving us the likes of Zeppelin and Pink Floyd at their peaks.

Enjoyable late Elvis.
A live single from the Hawaii performance, hence my indulging in a live clip. Not a particularly memorable Elvis single, but it's Elvis.

Good early 70s.
Okay, recognizable from oldies radio, doesn't do much for me.

Yeah, baby. It's Barry White. Listen up.
Upping soul's game in this era.

As I'd get into in the album spotlight that I'll have to get around to eventually, Red Rose Speedway is a substantial step forward in Paul's post-Beatles career, setting the stage for his masterpiece of the era, Band on the Run. The Lewisohn books tells me that the US airdate of the James Paul McCartney TV special is only a week away. I've never seen it, and I believe it's available in its entirety on YouTube, so I'll have to catch that as 50th anniversary viewing.

I always wonder how effective these things are.
Tennis shoes, or anti-drug ads?

I had never heard his debut name before. I imagine there was some confusion about how to pronounce it.
It stands for Energy Release Generator. In his debut story, ERG-1 (Drake Burroughs) applies for Legion membership, telling an origin story of how his body was transmuted into anti-energy in an accident, for which he wears a containment suit, and demonstrating a variety of powers that duplicate those of existing Legionnaires. He's rejected because of the rule that each Legionnaire has to have a unique power. As seen in the page I posted, he tells them that he has such a power, but says that he can't show it to them. He ends up stowing away on the Legion cruiser to the mission on Manna-5, where a gigantic machine is sucking up crops. The efforts of the Legionnaires sent on the mission prove ineffective, and the machine is threatening to suck up an unconscious Colossal Boy, so ERG swoops in to save the day, revealing his ability to project his anti-energy as a blast, obliterating the machine. The last panel reveals his empty costume at the feet of the Legionnaires...who assume that he sacrificed his life in the effort.

By the time he makes it back to Earth a year later in real time, reunites with his suit (kept in a memorial display), defeats a menace, and joins the Legion under his new codename, projecting anti-energy blasts becomes his main power, and his other abilities are effectively forgotten, at least until they're readdressed in a more detailed account of his origin a decade later.

Groovy indeed.
Cue "Bell Bottom Blues"...and maybe get ahead of our timeline and throw in "Peek-a-Boo!" for good measure. Cockrum's new outfits for the lady Legionnaires were characterized by their cutouts.

On other occasions, Greg, Lupus, and others invaded the Mannix stage with prop machine guns to kidnap Mike Connor's in the middle of a take
Now that would be a fun thing to see if anyone preserved it.
 
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The Lewisohn books tells me that the US airdate of the James Paul McCartney TV special is only a week away. I've never seen it, and I believe it's available in its entirety on YouTube, so I'll have to catch that as 50th anniversary viewing.

I've seen it. It's part of the 'Deluxe' edition of 'Red Rose Speedway'. It's not as bad as the critics say it is. At the same time, it's not very good. The concert footage showing the Mark I version of Wings in its prime is the highlight as well as Paul and Linda on the farm with the kids. The 'Gotta Sing, Gotta Dance' number is cringe-worthy.
 
Most of the pranks within the Mission camp were instigated by Greg Morris. A pair of crossed eyes could break Peter Grave's concentration. The most frequent victim was Peter Lupus, who (luckily) was a great sport. Morris was so skilled at breaking Loop up on camera that for the last four years of the series, Peter refused to look him in the eye. "When I heard Lupus say that he thought he was losing his hair, we made him think he was going bald for two weeks," says Greg. "I should never have heard him tell Ronnie Schneider, 'Put a little rouge on me, I saw the show last week and I looked pale.' I would say, 'Gee, Loop you look pale,' and he'd say, 'I told those guys!' He'd call makeup and Ronnie would curse me.'" By the time the gag was over, "We made Peter Lupus look like Cochise!" At times the mastermind found that turnabout was fair play. "Once the crew weighed down my tool case with lead. During the shot I walked over to pick it up and couldn't lift it! The crew howled because here was 'Mister Efficient' not being very efficient!"
 
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I'm disappointed that its release wasn't mentioned in the Wiki timeline, but another uber-classic rock platter enters the album chart this week:
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My 50th anniversary playlist is also getting a big injection of Fabness, as the compilation sets 1962-1966 and 1967-1970 (a.k.a. the Red and Blue Albums) are both entering the chart--meaning, by my system for representative tracks from double LPs, a full dozen of the Beatles' strongest cuts will be in the shuffle.
 
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The Mission-Mannix rivalry extended into the realm of practical jokes.
It's a shame that it never extended to a crossover.

On other occasions, Greg, Lupus, and others invaded the Mannix stage with prop machine guns to kidnap Mike Connor's in the middle of a take
That's fantastic. I would love to see that. :rommie:

The paramedics are called to a residence where a young woman (Kathleen King) has let in a man named John Welman (Ray Ballard), who's nursing what he says is a blow to the head
Not a smart move on her part.

Dix gets Johnny worked up again when she tells him of a doctor whose titular procedure didn't go so smoothly.
Dix should know better. :rommie:

Johnny gets the car open with a hanger, and it turns out that the child was just sleeping.
That's good. We've had enough grim stories in the Mark IV shows lately.

(The police were called before they freed the child, but we don't see them arrive.)
Another missed crossover opportunity.

various examinations of Welman prove inconclusive, so Brackett brings the student doctors, including Morton, in to try to figure out what's wrong with him.
He's stumped the experts, so it's time to let loose the noobs. :rommie:

She's afraid of how George will take it, as he's more rigidly dedicated to their lifestyle. ("But having a baby, that's like for real.") Brackett breaks the news to George, who agrees not to "lay anything on her".
See? Hippies aren't so bad.

It turns out that Johnny miswrote a number, and when all was said and done, the IRS owed him four dollars and change.
A similar thing happened to me once, except I didn't have to go in. They just did it.

Welman turns up again to see Early about stomach pains, now identifying himself as Gilbert Wells.
Does this guy have multiple IDs, or were things really that lax back then?

Brackett wants him to stick around to see a psychiatrist, and he takes it as a new challenge.
"I hear voices in my head. No, wait, I think I'm Napoleon."

In the aftermath, Roy admits to Johnny that he doesn't know whether he would have gone through with the amputation.
Coincidentally, I just heard a story about a friend of a friend who had to do exactly this.

I got the Band on the Run track stuck in my head ahead of schedule.
I kinda know what you mean. I'll refresh my memory after this.

[Moves eyes back and forth.] Accessing...accessing...
Heh. I wasn't sure if you'd Cap that one. I thought Darren might.

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Vintage Cooper seems kind of like generic guitar rock to me, in an era that's giving us the likes of Zeppelin and Pink Floyd at their peaks.
Probably, but it's also got a strong nostalgia factor.

Okay, recognizable from oldies radio, doesn't do much for me.
Again, strong nostalgia factor.

Tennis shoes, or anti-drug ads?
Tennis shoes. They're always coming untied and stuff. :rommie: No, I think kids will either sneer at these things or turn them into jokes (like the "your brain on drugs" ads). Which is not to say they shouldn't be done. They may help some kids, at least by getting into their subconscious.

The last panel reveals his empty costume at the feet of the Legionnaires...who assume that he sacrificed his life in the effort.
Ah, a "one-shot hero." He's got a special power, but he can only use it once. I wonder how you find out that you've got a special power that you can only use once.

Cue "Bell Bottom Blues"...and maybe get ahead of our timeline and throw in "Peek-a-Boo!" for good measure. Cockrum's new outfits for the lady Legionnaires were characterized by their cutouts.
I'm okay with that. :rommie:

Most of the pranks within the Mission camp were instigated by Greg Morris. A pair of crossed eyes could break Peter Grave's concentration. The most frequent victim was Peter Lupus, who (luckily) was a great sport. Morris was so skilled at breaking Loop up on camera that for the last four years of the series, Peter refused to look him in the eye. "When I heard Lupus say that he thought he was losing his hair, we made him think he was going bald for two weeks," says Greg. "I should never have heard him tell Ronnie Schneider, 'Put a little rouge on me, I saw the show last week and I looked pale.' I would say, 'Gee, Loop you look pale,' and he'd say, 'I told those guys!' He'd call makeup and Ronnie would curse me.'" By the time the gag was over, "We made Peter Lupus look like Cochise!" At times the mastermind found that turnabout was fair play. "Once the crew weighed down my tool case with lead. During the shot I walked over to pick it up and couldn't lift it! The crew howled because here was 'Mister Efficient' not being very efficient!"
I love it. I had no idea that Greg Morris was such a practical joker. :rommie:

I'm disappointed that its release wasn't mentioned in the Wiki timeline, but another uber-classic rock platter enters the album chart this week:
I was never a big Led Zep fan, but I have to say that those first two songs sound like cozy blankets to me now.
 
Does this guy have multiple IDs, or were things really that lax back then?
I didn't see any ID-showing. He would've been brought in via ambulance the first time.

Coincidentally, I just heard a story about a friend of a friend who had to do exactly this.
Ugh.

I kinda know what you mean. I'll refresh my memory after this.
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I think this may have come up previously, but there's a fun story behind the song. The McCartneys were having dinner with Dustin Hoffman, who challenged Paul to write a song on the spot about a newspaper story that he picked out. The story was about Picasso's last hours, and Hoffman was reportedly beside himself when Paul started knocking off the song right in front of him.

You can tell that it's still really an unfinished song on the album, which they used to reprise the other songs.

Heh. I wasn't sure if you'd Cap that one. I thought Darren might.

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Think that might have come up once before way back, but it's not one that I had any first-hand experience with.

Ah, a "one-shot hero." He's got a special power, but he can only use it once. I wonder how you find out that you've got a special power that you can only use once.
The later story that covered his origin in more detail got into that. It turned out that he had used the power before, and without expending all of his energy, but he accidentally badly injured an innocent person, hence his unwillingness to use it. Kinda totally retconned the intention of the original story, though.

The last three pages of the original story are shown here:
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I was never a big Led Zep fan, but I have to say that those first two songs sound like cozy blankets to me now.
We're late-in-life headbangers. :techman:
 
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. . . well known within the industry was the lawsuit Bruce Geller threatened against Paramount over syndication monies.
"Bruce demanded an accounting from Paramount," says Bruce's friend Austin "Rocky" Kalish. "He felt he wasn't getting a fair shake and was going to call his lawyers. It's not uncommon." Bruce told Chris Knopf that the studio offered him half of what was actually due. "They told him, 'Sue us. It'll take ten years. Maybe you'll get it, maybe you won't.' It's not unusual." According to Bernie Kowalski, who owns a piece of the show, Bruce, and Peter Graves (another profit participant) were going to sue together. "The audit would have been well over one hundred thousand dollars," Kowalski says, "and Bruce, being a wise man with a legal background, knew that their bookkeeping factors were very tough to beat." In the end, Geller settled. "He was very bitter about the deal," says another friend, Ron Austin. "He was intimidated by all the legal stuff, so he settled for far less that he should have gotten out of Mission." Geller wasn't the only one; Peter Graves recalls Bruce Lansbury telling him that Mission never went over budget after its fifth season. "I remember it every time I get a financial statement from Paramount concerning my percentage of the profits, because there are no profits! I've never pursued it," says the actor. "There's nothing to do about it."
 
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