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Spoilers Star Trek: Picard 2x07 - "Monsters"

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Ask them if they are still wearing diapers, because chances are we all have worn diapers as babies. Because obviously we can't learn from past mistakes. We can't learn from our parents. We can't learn period. We don't grow up, ergo, the writers of this show are still wearing diapers.
That's taking shitposting to a whole new level.

I wouldn't mess with CBS. They have connections with the FBI, CSI, NCIS, and the NYPD
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fUUOX6kAIxI
 
What an utterly infantile display of nerd rage. I hope he was still wearing his Depends, or it might have been a further display of his shortcomings. Nobody cares. Simple as that, nobody cares. Is there footage of him yelling at clouds? That would be fun. And just as futile. Because no one cares at all.

People are posting about it, which may give him more views, and then he gets what he wants :). It's all an act
 
I do think Picard doesn't quite know what show it wants to be and I got the same vibe from the first two Discovery seasons. I also feel it's important to remember that Sir Patrick's evidently happy with what we got and was never going to come back for more TNG-style starship based adventures so I suppose a more 'traditional' version of Picard was never on the cards.

He did that for seven seasons and four feature films.
 
The question was regarding the security personnel in the security room in the gala episode and how was it that no one ever figured out they were unconscious and how Jurati was able to go around after previously getting caught by security still in the room. If the answer is "who cares" no one checked on them and no one cared about Juarti after she went back to the party - ok that's fine, but a lot of people did bring these up as issues and I thought of them while watching as well. (My issue with these scenes was why was she handcuffed in the exact room she wanted to be in instead of being thrown out or provided to law enforcement). Viewers may not care about these things and that's fine, but to me these are things that prevent me from considering these episodes to be well written.
Go back and watch it a few more times. Hopefully, it will come to you.
 
You'd swap out the E-E for La Sirena.

I think it could have been fun. Of course all they've said so far is that the next season is starship-based and that the old cast are back so it doesn't necessarily mean it will be a Starfleet thing so La Sirena may come back into it.
 
Go back and watch it a few more times. Hopefully, it will come to you.
Star Trek III, armed and armored security guy hangs out outside the cabin while the admiral goes in to investigate the situation. Security has always sucked in Star Trek.

Can't defend the show so you insult people with valid criticisms. Nice.
Insulting them with valid criticism is better than with spurious irrelevancies.
 
Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it bad. Try again. And fail. Try again, and fail better.

The issue is that it is contrived as per the definition. Agnes has to get captured because she 100% knows that the security people will put someone who gate-crashed an incredibly important gala (with insanely high security) into the main control room with only two guards. The show then does the classic thing of people speaking into earpieces loudly within obvious earshot of people.

I can think of other contrivances: The Watcher just so happens to carry around a device that can allow her to enter people's brains at a time when Picard needs someone to enter his brain.

I also wouldn't be surprised if that the fact that her ears helpfully remain decloaked for a few hours play into next week's episode with the FBI.

Indeed, the whole fact it all hinged on this one gala to my mind seemed to be the case of the writers wanting to do a James Bond/Mission Impossible style episode and coming up with ways to make it fit, rather than allowing the story to develop organically.
 
Harlan Ellison. Hated Star Trek. Wrote one of its best episodes. Go figure.
At the point that Harlan Ellison started writing for the series Scotty and McCoy didn't even have names yet.

I'm not familiar with him but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that someone called Angry Joe will never be (publicly) happy about something. I think that would be false advertising. I don't know, call me crazy.
It's kind of a misleading name. Though only kind of misleading. He's just a reviewer, not a hater. At least that's been my experience, I haven't been keeping up with him lately.
 
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The issue is that it is contrived as per the definition. Agnes has to get captured because she 100% knows that the security people will put someone who gate-crashed an incredibly important gala (with insanely high security) into the main control room with only two guards.

I can think of other contrivances: The Watcher just so happens to carry around a device that can allow her to enter people's brains at a time when Picard needs someone to enter his brain.

I also wouldn't be surprised if that the fact that her ears helpfully remain decloaked for a few hours play into next week's episode with the FBI.
Funny, I wasn't arguing about contrivances. Of course, there were contrivances. It's a heist story. Without contrivances, it doesn't work. Things have to happen in a certain way, and random chance can't account for them all. If the contrivances are entertaining, nobody cares. This is entertainment, after all.
 
The issue is that it is contrived as per the definition. Agnes has to get captured because she 100% knows that the security people will put someone who gate-crashed an incredibly important gala (with insanely high security) into the main control room with only two guards. The show then does the classic thing of people speaking into earpieces loudly within obvious earshot of people.

It's contrived in the sense that Ocean's Eleven is contrived.

It's fiction.

To be fair to the guards, she was handcuffed (they weren't counting on her having Borg strength).

I can think of other contrivances: The Watcher just so happens to carry around a device that can allow her to enter people's brains at a time when Picard needs someone to enter his brain.

She DID enter people in the previous ep. Why COULDN'T she have entered his brain?
 
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I don't think Harlan Ellison hated Star Trek at the time he wrote "The City on the Edge of Forever". That came after he wrote his last draft and the Genes started revising it.

He didn't. It was just another writing job for him but the rift with Roddenberry didn't come until afterwards and it was deep. But by the mid-'70s they'd repaired their relationship and Harlan called him a friend on national television.

He was never a fan of the Star Trek cult following, though, and repeatedly criticized the fandom.
 
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