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50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
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The Odd Couple
"Partner's Investment"
Originally aired February 4, 1972
Wiki said:
Felix invests Oscar's gambling money in a Japanese restaurant but soon drives the staff away.
While Oscar's trying to sleep, Felix rifles through his clothes for money. (His room is awfully brightly lit--the window must be part of the fourth wall.) Felix makes light of it to the dazed and confused Oscar, and reveals that he's been doing it for two years, having scrounged up $2,000 over time to put in a bank for him to earn interest. Oscar's first instinct is to blow it all on a horse...which wins, netting him over $4,000, but Felix picks up the money. Oscar wants Murray to arrest Felix, but Felix reveals that he's invested the money in a Japanese restaurant.
Felix takes Oscar to eat at his investment, which is run by Mr. Yamata (Pat Morita, whose character is billed as Mr. Wing), who shows Oscar the improvements he plans to invest the money in. Yamata flashes back to tell Oscar how he met Felix on an island during the war after failing to do his duty as a kamikaze pilot (more confirmation that Felix is about the same age as Tony Randall). Oscar is beginning to warm up to the profit potential of the establishment when Felix makes a fuss about the messy kitchen habits of the elderly cook, Cho San (H.W. Gim). Felix takes over as chef, against Yamata's objections, which includes preparing the food at the table for bewildered customers; while Oscar serves the customers. Murray also pitches in, wearing a kimono. (Al's helping to take over Arnold's restaurant!) The trio's antics result in mishaps that drive the customers away.
Yamata: So, you finally got even for Pearl Harbor.
Yamata announces his intent to buy out Felix and Oscar's share of the business, and declares his friendship with Felix to be over. In the coda, Felix is back to collecting Oscar's pocket money, and Oscar makes an early call to his bookie.
The Japanese-associated epithet that begins with N is dropped a couple of times in the episode in a humorous manner, including by Morita.
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Love, American Style
"Love and the Plane Truth / Love and the Scroungers / Love and the Small Wedding"
Originally aired February 4, 1972
In "Love and the Plane Truth," Mark (Rich Little) and Jan (Joyce Van Patten), who've been married for twelve years, are headed for a vacation in Hawaii when the passengers are informed that landing gear trouble is forcing the jet to go back to San Francisco for an emergency landing. The couple start getting nervous about the prospect of a crash landing, though the stewardess (Linda Meiklejohn) acts like it's all routine. The couple starts hitting the little drink bottles heavy, and Jan prods Mark about whether he's ever had an affair. He admits to having taken a busty secretary out to dinner a couple of times...and then, with further prodding, to having necked with another woman at a New Year's Eve party; all while she makes a show of being understanding. The plane descends for its attempt to land without the front gear deployed...and Mark further admits to having spent a weekend with a model. The couple exchanges their potential goodbyes, the plane lands successfully, and she then refuses to speak with him over what she's learned.
"Love and the Scroungers" opens with prospective actor Gil (John Davidson) and his pal Zach (Michael Burns) getting on a tour bus at Paramount Studios so they can tell the folks back in Portland that they've been inside a movie studio. After their attractive guide Marty (Karen Valentine) rattles off statistics about the city-scale food and clothing stocked on the premises, Gil decides to have the two of them split from the group and stick around, hiding out on the (also very well-lit) set of an apparently fake TV series called
The Sword of Montevado. When Marty notices their absence and finds them, Zach explains how they got kicked out of their hotel and had their luggage confiscated when they couldn't pay the bill. She agrees to help them spend the night there, tipping them off about a Western production they can eat on the set of.
The next day, as she's conducting another tour, Marty finds the two of them hiding out in a stagecoach, and Gil invites her to have dinner with them that night. The guys dress in top hats and tails to dine in the lavish dining room set of
Montevado. After dinner, Zach starts to feel left out while Gil and Marty enjoy romantic dancing. Cut to two weeks later, with the guys still wearing set-appropriate costumes to blend in at the studio for meals, and racking up some debt with Marty for things like dry cleaning. Zach seems to have second thoughts as Gil appears to be using Marty. Later Zach and Marty spend some time alone, bond talking about Zach, and end up getting romantic. The next day he hops on her tour bus in a westsuit to discuss with Marty in front of the bus passengers how they plan to break the news to Gil. When they do, they argue that they want to go out and live in the real world. As Gil's guilting them about ruining his big break, they're all caught by a studio guard (George Chandler) and kicked out. While Zach and Marty proceed to go back to Portland, Gil decides to stay in town to continue looking for his break.
"Love and the Small Wedding" has Wendy (Diane Baker) trying to convince her husband Robert (Jim Hutton) to host the wedding of her co-worker Laurie (Cheryl Miller) at their house. He insists on the smallest wedding possible so it doesn't impact how they've been saving up for a trip to Europe. A couple of office pals, Pat (Frances Spanier) and Mary (Lorene Yarnell), invite themselves, and the snowball gets rolling, resulting in the number of guests accumulating to forty-seven. Then Laurie announces that the wedding is off, as her groom got a job in Venezuela and they're going to get married there. Robert is initially overjoyed, but learns that it isn't easy to cancel the flowers, food, and musicians at the last minute...so Robert and Wendy host their own big wedding instead (ministered by Byron Morrow, which is all that we actually see of the event).
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All in the Family
"Archie and Edith, Alone"
Originally aired February 5, 1972
Wiki said:
With Mike and Gloria out, an argument leads to Edith giving Archie the cold shoulder.
Mike and Gloria are leaving to visit a commune, packed as if they're going camping, and opening the episode with a times-signy argument...
Mike: It's a question of each man doing his own thing! Your thing just happens to be grubbing for a living in this polluted, grime-ridden city...
Archie: And your thing is spongin' offa my thing!
Once the kids are gone, Edith instantly tries to play up how she and Archie have alone time to spend, but Archie doesn't seem interested in doing anything out of the routine. Edith tries to get him to dance to an old 78--Glenn Miller's 1939 "Moonlight Serenade," a great number for evoking a nostalgic mood about an era before my parents were born:
But Archie just wants to read the paper. Edith starts to hint about how they're drifting apart, referencing Dr. Joyce Brothers along the way. Archie agrees to play cards, which pleases her, but Edith having forgotten to get beer results in an argument. Edith starts trying to get Archie to apologize, resulting in her feeling sore. Then Archie criticizes how Edith plays her gin rummy hand, and she admits that she let him win, causing him to quit and to attack her for being too saintly. Edith gets upset, but can't bring herself to insult him or break something; instead she breaks into tears at what he's saying to her, and when she insists that he apologize, he storms out.
A week later, we learn from a one-sided call to Maude that Archie's been going out every night, and Edith has been giving him the cold shoulder until he apologizes. He comes home from the bar in a good mood from a winning streak at shuffleboard and serenades her, but she remains closed off. He tries to engage her in conversation, hinting how she's got it good that he's not a wife-beater like a man who got arrested at Kelcy's...! She brings up the apology again, and he gets her guard down by confessing about how he was passed up for a promotion to an office position a few years prior because he'd dropped out of high school to get a job and help out at home. Archie's childhood ambition to be a ball player contrasts with Edith's complete lack of life ambition...though her mother wanted her to be a tap dancer. Archie strains to be polite during her awkward story, then puts on Edith's 78 and asks her to dance...initially making her happy, but he fumbles things by being too open about his motive. Then he gives her a present--a Lady Gilette--and he finally breaks down and half-apologizes, with her finishing it for him. Mike and Gloria walk in to find Archie and Edith smooching--which I saw coming a mile away--and Mike imitates Archie's usual attitude about the younger couple's public displays of affection.
Things are back to normal in the coda, with Mike and Gloria going out to give the parents some alone time and Archie objecting to Edith's hint at how they might spend it.
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"The Care and Feeding of Parents"
Originally aired February 5, 1972
Wiki said:
Pressured by Phyllis, Mary reluctantly agrees to ask the publishing company in her office building to consider Bess's school composition for "Teen Topics" magazine.
The episode title is also that of Bess's A-graded composition, which Phyllis is so overbearing about that Mary barely has a chance to read it for herself. Phyllis wants Mary to submit it to Snyder Publishing, who own WJM's building. Mary tries calling Snyder's secretary, who's in Ted's little black book, but his involvement causes her to hang up. This leaves Mary with no choice but to try to get Lou involved, as he knows Snyder personally, but he has no intention of using up a personal favor that he's saving for a novel that he's been working on for years. When Mary tries to explain this, a misunderstanding has Phyllis telling Bess that Mary thinks she can get a book-length version of the two-paragraph essay published.
Mary ends up having to take work home because Phyllis is constantly badgering her about the book on the phone. Mary's attempt to stand up to her results in her going down to Phyllis's place--I think this is the first we see of it, though it's only Bess's room--where we see that Phyllis is basically cracking the whip and Bess clearly isn't happy. Bess drops by the station to see Mary, asking Murray about being a writer while she waits. Mary exhibits episodic amnesia about the hazards of using Lou's office, and Lou has to see a couple of bigwigs about an advertising deal out in the newsroom. Bess tells Mary that she's only working on the book to make Phyllis happy, and Mary agrees to go with her to help her tell Phyllis that she doesn't want to do it...which ultimately falls on Mary's shoulders alone. Phyllis--who's been working on the book alone--takes this surprisingly well, but quickly finds a new obsession over a painting that Bess did at school.
In the coda, Lou proudly shows Mary his book manuscript, which the circumstances inspired him to finish.
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Hilliard couldn't have just rung him up and invited him to tea? I wonder if those armed hoods are going to go to jail.
Hilliard was probably doing it to avoid potential arrest, ironically. As far as Steve was concerned, Hilliard was responsible for the abduction.
He reminds me of Monk. I don't remember if they had wipes in those days.
Probably not, hence his aerosol can.
Steve just smiles and tips his head back.
I'd been thinking of putting a joke in there along those lines...you came through.
SOP.
And everybody goes to jail but the baby.
I could see them being lenient with the girl.
"Forget that stuff I said earlier about flattering people."
Mike didn't say that, Greg and Alice did.
I question your definition of "conveniently."
For family-friendly TV.
I neglected to mention how, when it was his turn to guard the garage, Danny was offering neighborhood kids to lower the door for 50 cents.
"Conventional law enforcement will not be able to deal with this."
"Should you or any of your garage-painting mob be caught or killed, the PTA secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions."
Okay, so a famous Russian artist who paints door numbers as a hobby impulsively decided to paint a nude mural randomly on the Partridge's garage. I get that he's supposed to be a humorously eccentric artist, but it's too random-- it would have made more sense if he was compelled to paint Shirley or something.
I get the impression he was actually down on his luck and doing the itinerant work for a living, though there is a disconnect between that and his art being worth so much. Of course, it's quite possible that we missed some explanation in the lousy Antenna edit.