Stanley Kubrick's Enterprise.
A vision of the future you won't soon forget.
ENT Caption Competition #100: The Andorian Centennial
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Stanley Kubrick's Enterprise.
A vision of the future you won't soon forget.
Archer: "This is the biggest shopping mall I've ever seen in my life.
And I once spent an entire summer in Minnesota."
T'POL: This diet is illogical. You would lose far more weight in the long term if you ingested enough calories from protein to meet your basic energy needs.
ARCHER: It's called cleansing and it works!
ARCHER: *sigh* Not again. Okay. What century are YOU from, and what stupid crap do you need me to do?
SHRAN: I've been thinking about this 'pinkskin' thing. It seems to be an inaccurate racial slur to describe humans as only about a quarter of you actually have pink skin.
VULCAN ON RIGHT: Nobody must find out...how badly I need to go to the bathroom.
TRIP: Challenge! KRONOS is a proper noun!
ANDORIAN: Alright. In the spirit of diplomacy, let the ceremonial trans-species mating begin!
ARCHER: Wait, what?
VULCAN: It's so depressing. We're supposed to be a species driven by logic but our society revolves around archaic rituals and spirituality. I think all the other races are just making fun of us!
Vulcan: "Now, according to tradition established by Surak, all visitors to the shrine must put their right foot in then put their left foot out. Then you do the Vulcan Pokey and you purge your emotions out.
That is more or less what this is all about."
SOUR PATCH HUMANOIDS
First they're sour, then they're sweet.™
Archer: ”So this is where Mr. Wonka relocated his factory before the last World War. Amazing. A man far ahead of his time.”
TRIP: Challenge! KRONOS is a proper noun!
Archer: Challenge! You mean Qo'noS ... Kronos was a titan
Low Budget Shran: In a hole in the ground lived a pinkskin!
Trip: "Wow. I'd forgotten how much playing with pogs sucks."
Shran: I swear, you Vulcans aren't even trying anymore.
That's great.
Archer: "Oh my God! A.L.F. is back! In pog form!"
Trip: "You Vulcans absolutely suck at playing tiddly-winks.
Here. Let a real pro show you how it's done."
T'Pol: "Would this be the appropriate time for a colorful metaphor?"
T'Pol: "No. Kronos is one of the villains on Stargate."Archer: Challenge! You mean Qo'noS ... Kronos was a titan
TRIP: Challenge! KRONOS is a proper noun!
