DS9 Caption Contest 110: SPRING BREAK!

[hux]

Sisko: if I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times.....don't transport my left leg when I'm running on the beach

Oddo: ok put them on
Worf: I'm not sure if this disguise is the best idea, Oddo

Dhukat: Me, the baddie?......what would make you think that

Woman: Press my forehead sex button and I squirt

Jadzia: your head totally reminds me of Worf's penis

 

[tharpdevenport]

Reading the label, "Drink more

Spoiler: ???

Ovaltine." (what did you THINK it was going to say, you perverts?)

 

[Nerys Myk]

DUKAT: Ben Sisko, ladies. He would walk across fire for you.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Just to recap: you passed on Door #1 with the dining room set, Door #2 with the new car, and decided to risk it all for what was behind Door #3. Congratulations, you've choosen Door #3 -- a perminent vacation in Hell! That's right, an eternity of pitch forks, fire, brimetone, and getting raped in the ass by Saddam Hussien and Che Guevara!"

 

[Triskelion]

Sisko: Here's the lunch I procured, paid for and carried across the burning sand. So how's that tan working out for ya?
Jennifer: Is that a crack against my race?
Sisko: Nope.
Jennifer: My gender, then?
Sisko: Nope. Just you.

Worf: A warrior's banana hammock.

Dukat: Can you picture it? An entire universe, ensconced in velvet!!!
Pah Wraiths: Maybe we shouldn't have let him watch all those Seinfeld reruns.

Bambi: Hi, I'm Bambi. So what are you into?
Worf: One-handed combat.
Bambi: Wanna practice it together?
Worf: No, I already won champion standing.
Bambi: OK!

Ferengi: Hey lady! How far do your spots go?
Dax: That depends.
Ferengi: On what?
Dax: On which spots you're talking about.
Ferengi: Never mind!

 

[Ithekro]

Label: Worf, Son of Mom.

 

[locutus101]

Worf: Jadzia! Why do you want me to wear a chastity belt?

 

[Smellincoffee]

26sh hour warning!

 

[Rat Boy]

Arandis: "You're staring at the ass of the lady in the blue swimsuit, aren't you?"

Worf: "Along with everyone else in this caption contest."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Quark: "Hey baby, so those spots do go all the way down, don't they?"

Jadzia: "Those aren't Trill spots. Mr. Worf really likes my feet."

Quark: "Oh, God..."

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Dukat: Ole ole, ole ole! I'm feelin' hot hot hot! Bajorans on fire, burnin' in flames feelin' hot hot hot!

Worf: Jadzia, I cannot be seen wearing such tasteless and tacky man panties. To do so would be a such a grave dishonor that I may be barred from ever entering Sto-Vo-Kor!
Jadzia: Worf, I found your underwear drawer. The jig is up.
Worf: Well, in that case...let me try these on for you. They are quite stunning on my manly Klingon physique.

 

[locutus101]

Believe me! It costs a fortune to heat this place.