Probing Discussion on UFOs & Alien Abductions
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Re: UFOs in West Virginia: 10 witnesses, 4 low-flying UFOs
Hold on, hold on, let's give him a chance to demonstrate his reasoning.What you all saw was ball lightning striking a weather balloon reflecting off swamp gas ignited by a meteor shower.
Now please stand still while I take your picture for our archives.
Hey, hey, HEY, where are you trying to stick that probe?
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Re: UFOs in West Virginia: 10 witnesses, 4 low-flying UFOs
Alien space crafts
Alien space crafts
Re: UFOs in West Virginia: 10 witnesses, 4 low-flying UFOs
What makes you come to that conclusion other than that being what you want it to be?
What makes you come to that conclusion other than that being what you want it to be?
Re: UFOs in West Virginia: 10 witnesses, 4 low-flying UFOs
Up where? The PROBES?!
Up where? The PROBES?!
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Re: UFOs in West Virginia: 10 witnesses, 4 low-flying UFOs
I don't have my Bible near me, and my arms hurt to much to go clicking about, but is that the passage about the wheel in the wheel, and the fiery sky chariot?
I don't have my Bible near me, and my arms hurt to much to go clicking about, but is that the passage about the wheel in the wheel, and the fiery sky chariot?
teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
Share Your Alien Abduction
teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone, and tea asked me to share my Experience of Alien Abduction. It was suggested to put it in "Misc."
Share your stories. Do not be afraid. Liberate your Altered Psyche.
I was out walking one cool late-summer night, doing a little star-gazing and Tom-Peeping, as is my want. After spying a particularly fruitful star cluster (the Seven Sisters) and an equally fruitful Peep (The Two Sisters) I felt a sudden chill and disturbance in the air. I could see my breath as I exhaled, and I was haling my ex's rather rapidly.
Without warning, I was blinded by a Light that was at once bright and filling. Somehow the photons were sustaining me, a literal manna to my fear and confusion. I gradually detected a Sound to go with this feast of senses, and the sound was not unlike that of the Enterprise's engines going to warp.
Soon it was apparent that I was traveling parallel to the ground at a rapid rate. The ground shortly disappeared, and I then found myself on a table. The material of its construction was at once familiar and alien. As if a stainless steel examination table took on some of the attributes of the T-1000, malleable and form-fitting.
I heard them before I saw them. A group of chirps and squawks and beeps and whirrs, at once unmistakably sentient, and mechanical, like implements and tools in use, attached to some sort of terrible intelligence.
Then, a Presence. Almost an Energy Field, tantalizing my flesh. Tesla, I wondered.
Into my field of vision entered Beings. 3.5 meters, maybe a bit more. each with a coterie of contrivances. "Galaxy Quest" I thought. Only with not a drop of pigment.
Markings, to be sure, and all unique in size and shape. No color. I strained to get up or to greet or to bolt or to shit or some such, but, denied. I could sense or see no restraint, but restrained I was.
There, below the threshold of aural sensation, a sub-sound. Barely. After a time, a tiny bit louder, then, a little bit louder. A little bit louder, still, until I could make out a Song. But, Jesu, what a Song. A mellifluous moving of pressure and displacement such as I had never grokked. It seemed to touch the very center of my scrotum. There was no other way to describe it.
He/She/It spoke directly to my temporal lobes, and my thalamus struggled to make sense of it. "We are the Els," H/S/I intoned. "We come from what you would call "The Orion Group." HSI went on to tell me that the that the Els were among the oldest in the Universe, from the Dryson Region. They had studied and befriended many in their travels, and had heard about our planet from some old television transmission waves. HSI said they were something called Imperial Margarine commercials picked up In the far reaches of the Solar System. Apparently, they were happy to know Earth was ruled by a Queen Named "Mother Nature." At this news, the "Galaxy Questians" chirped and whirred at a noticeable increase in sound and speed.
"We ask all we come across (!) for permission to study and take samples from," HSI continued. Using He/She/It was getting tiresome and unwieldy, so I asked if there was a name or designation I could use to address her.
"Rishathra" she said, what I felt was with particular pride.
"May we study and sample you, You-Man?"
Much chirping and whirring and spinning and beeping!
I must have acquiesced, because, after a time, I became aware of areas of my body that felt pierced, yet healed and reborn. A sheen of silken liquid adorned my corpus, and I shivered at the slightest air disturbance or stray thought. It was then that I noticed an impossible shape next to my head as I lie on the soft forest floor. The shape seemed to "phase" in and out of reality and at times it glowed. I was sure I was hallucinating most excellently. A VoiceMemory entered my Consciousness, thanking me, and explaining that, in trade for my ManEssence, I was to have The Everlight. It was what we would call a tesseract, powered by the very essence of creation.
Essence for Essence
Share Your Alien Abduction
teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone, and tea asked me to share my Experience of Alien Abduction. It was suggested to put it in "Misc."
Share your stories. Do not be afraid. Liberate your Altered Psyche.
I was out walking one cool late-summer night, doing a little star-gazing and Tom-Peeping, as is my want. After spying a particularly fruitful star cluster (the Seven Sisters) and an equally fruitful Peep (The Two Sisters) I felt a sudden chill and disturbance in the air. I could see my breath as I exhaled, and I was haling my ex's rather rapidly.
Without warning, I was blinded by a Light that was at once bright and filling. Somehow the photons were sustaining me, a literal manna to my fear and confusion. I gradually detected a Sound to go with this feast of senses, and the sound was not unlike that of the Enterprise's engines going to warp.
Soon it was apparent that I was traveling parallel to the ground at a rapid rate. The ground shortly disappeared, and I then found myself on a table. The material of its construction was at once familiar and alien. As if a stainless steel examination table took on some of the attributes of the T-1000, malleable and form-fitting.
I heard them before I saw them. A group of chirps and squawks and beeps and whirrs, at once unmistakably sentient, and mechanical, like implements and tools in use, attached to some sort of terrible intelligence.
Then, a Presence. Almost an Energy Field, tantalizing my flesh. Tesla, I wondered.
Into my field of vision entered Beings. 3.5 meters, maybe a bit more. each with a coterie of contrivances. "Galaxy Quest" I thought. Only with not a drop of pigment.
Markings, to be sure, and all unique in size and shape. No color. I strained to get up or to greet or to bolt or to shit or some such, but, denied. I could sense or see no restraint, but restrained I was.
There, below the threshold of aural sensation, a sub-sound. Barely. After a time, a tiny bit louder, then, a little bit louder. A little bit louder, still, until I could make out a Song. But, Jesu, what a Song. A mellifluous moving of pressure and displacement such as I had never grokked. It seemed to touch the very center of my scrotum. There was no other way to describe it.
He/She/It spoke directly to my temporal lobes, and my thalamus struggled to make sense of it. "We are the Els," H/S/I intoned. "We come from what you would call "The Orion Group." HSI went on to tell me that the that the Els were among the oldest in the Universe, from the Dryson Region. They had studied and befriended many in their travels, and had heard about our planet from some old television transmission waves. HSI said they were something called Imperial Margarine commercials picked up In the far reaches of the Solar System. Apparently, they were happy to know Earth was ruled by a Queen Named "Mother Nature." At this news, the "Galaxy Questians" chirped and whirred at a noticeable increase in sound and speed.
"We ask all we come across (!) for permission to study and take samples from," HSI continued. Using He/She/It was getting tiresome and unwieldy, so I asked if there was a name or designation I could use to address her.
"Rishathra" she said, what I felt was with particular pride.
"May we study and sample you, You-Man?"
Much chirping and whirring and spinning and beeping!
I must have acquiesced, because, after a time, I became aware of areas of my body that felt pierced, yet healed and reborn. A sheen of silken liquid adorned my corpus, and I shivered at the slightest air disturbance or stray thought. It was then that I noticed an impossible shape next to my head as I lie on the soft forest floor. The shape seemed to "phase" in and out of reality and at times it glowed. I was sure I was hallucinating most excellently. A VoiceMemory entered my Consciousness, thanking me, and explaining that, in trade for my ManEssence, I was to have The Everlight. It was what we would call a tesseract, powered by the very essence of creation.
Essence for Essence
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Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
I fucked Ellen Ripley, right inside the exosuit. That was one fantastic dream.
Oh wait, I thought you said alien obsession.
Nevermind.
I fucked Ellen Ripley, right inside the exosuit. That was one fantastic dream.
Oh wait, I thought you said alien obsession.
Nevermind.
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
So, Hijol.. whatcha doing with that Everlight now that you have it? Is it useful when you're looking for your car keys?
So, Hijol.. whatcha doing with that Everlight now that you have it? Is it useful when you're looking for your car keys?
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
Turns out there is a setting that re-gathers all the signals Earth has sent out. So I can watch Carl Sagan again. aweet.
And it also gets FM
But I really was abducted! See, you can see the mark.
Turns out there is a setting that re-gathers all the signals Earth has sent out. So I can watch Carl Sagan again. aweet.
And it also gets FM
But I really was abducted! See, you can see the mark.
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
Where is the mark?
Is it where I think it is?
Where is the mark?
Is it where I think it is?
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
Dude. Seriously. They did sent a poet!
Dude. Seriously. They did sent a poet!
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
That is one of the best things anyone has ever said about me.
Hands Down.
Thank you, "Bot
That is one of the best things anyone has ever said about me.
Hands Down.
Thank you, "Bot
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
Yeppers, or as they say in Jolly Olde Latine Lande,
The Scrotius Maximus
Female nickname: Scrotia
LOtR? Scroteem
Pax Romana? The Sac of Rome
Klingon? O Saco
French? Balle Saque
Clash of the Titans? Scroton Bi-clops (not really)
Yeppers, or as they say in Jolly Olde Latine Lande,
The Scrotius Maximus
Female nickname: Scrotia
LOtR? Scroteem
Pax Romana? The Sac of Rome
Klingon? O Saco
French? Balle Saque
Clash of the Titans? Scroton Bi-clops (not really)
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
HIjol, I thought by the title, you were announcing your engagement, or something. I clicked on the link with tears in my eyes, applause on my hands ... and congratulations on my lips. Now, I'm scrambling for some Alien Encounter story, when I've none!
HIjol, I thought by the title, you were announcing your engagement, or something. I clicked on the link with tears in my eyes, applause on my hands ... and congratulations on my lips. Now, I'm scrambling for some Alien Encounter story, when I've none!
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
I really did have a second cousin, Ron Shaver, who was involved in one of the most famous UFO incidents of the 1950s - Flatwoods, West Virginia.
I really did have a second cousin, Ron Shaver, who was involved in one of the most famous UFO incidents of the 1950s - Flatwoods, West Virginia.
Re: teacock and I were talking in the Neutral Zone
I haven't seen any aliens but I guess this is a good place to tell my story about a UFO I witnessed, along with a couple of others. A few years ago, I was waiting at a bus stop in Annapolis MD when I (and the two people waiting with me) heard a unique sound. The only way to describe it, it sounded Buzz Lightyear's flyby jet sound in the beginning of Toy Story 2. We all looked up to see where it was coming from and we saw this point of light in the sky hovering lower than a jet but well above the trees and not moving (yet it sounded like it was flying by). We all tried focusing on it but we couldn't make out more than a ball of light in the sky. Then it made this multiple zig-zag movement that couldn't have been done by a jet and produced a deep low sound. Then it flew upward, made a loud pop sound and disappeared. The people near me and I stared at each other with blank faces where I finally said, "We're better off not talking about it." Later that day, I checked online and saw many reports of this ball of light but nothing confirming what it was.
I haven't seen any aliens but I guess this is a good place to tell my story about a UFO I witnessed, along with a couple of others. A few years ago, I was waiting at a bus stop in Annapolis MD when I (and the two people waiting with me) heard a unique sound. The only way to describe it, it sounded Buzz Lightyear's flyby jet sound in the beginning of Toy Story 2. We all looked up to see where it was coming from and we saw this point of light in the sky hovering lower than a jet but well above the trees and not moving (yet it sounded like it was flying by). We all tried focusing on it but we couldn't make out more than a ball of light in the sky. Then it made this multiple zig-zag movement that couldn't have been done by a jet and produced a deep low sound. Then it flew upward, made a loud pop sound and disappeared. The people near me and I stared at each other with blank faces where I finally said, "We're better off not talking about it." Later that day, I checked online and saw many reports of this ball of light but nothing confirming what it was.
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