KIRK: Damn it, Chekov. How could you get us lost in San Francisco?
CHEKOV: The fog...was unexpected!!!
KIRK: In San Francisco??????
TOS Caption Contest #288: The Caption
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KIRK: Damn it, Chekov. How could you get us lost in San Francisco?
CHEKOV: The fog...was unexpected!!!
KIRK: In San Francisco??????
SECRUITY: Requesting permission to return to the ship,sir
KIRK: Why?
SECURITY: Come on!!!!!!
KIRK: I told him not to wear that shirt on a landing party.
MCCOY: Dammit Jim, it was a gift from his mother!
McCoy: Okay, Jim, he's coming around.
Kirk: Men, that was pathetic. You call that target practice? This time, I want to see a tighter pattern!
KIRK: Hey loser, you didn't even shoot all right in the center sp..HUH!
BONES: Right in the butt, Jim?
Kirk: "My God, Bones. What have I done?"
Bones: "What you had to do, what you always do; A few Humans, an Orion or two, a future hardcore porn star, a shapeshifter, an android, a space Indian, a chick from Earths past, a Scalosian and god knows what else in the next thirty years"
Caution: High risk of smoking Starfleet officer rain today
Kirk: …While you are at it, give him something that would make him laugh. I have a bet with Sulu going on….
Bones:….
KIRK: You heartless bastard, you know damn well what happens to a Vulcan's pants when he's forced to lie!!!!
Ponn Farr't season with no tri-ox!
Kirk: Can you remember where we parked?
Kirk: "No one? Damnit -- I'm gonna have to remember to tell everybody to remember where we parked, one day..."
GENE COON: What the hell Shatner? **Cough** Why didn't you lighten me a cigarillo? **Cough** I didn't smoke a cigarillo since two minutes! **Cough** And where are we going? **Cough**
KIRK: I'm taking you to a doctor mister Coon!
GENE COON: **Cough** What? **Cough** Did you speak with John Meredyth Lucas? **Cough** Come one, it's just that goddamned LA smog! **Cough** It's all around us!
KIRK: No, no! My lifetime partner and friend, gone, taken away in the wink of an eye. O, Fortune, why do you mock me?
DIRECTOR (os): What the--? Bu-eh. Bill Shatner is improvising lines again!
BONES: I'm going to get the man to the sickbay. Who will help me?
KIRK: This is not a world I want to live in! It is an angry world.
DIRECTOR (os): Dammit!
Kirk: Don't worry, gentlemen, it's just an Amazon drone carrying my latest order.
Kirk: WHY WOULD AN AMAZON DRONE CARRY AN EXPLOSIVE PAYLOAD?!?
NIMOY: What is Bill looking at to be that upset?
KELLEY: The news...Burger King plans to buy Tim Horton.
YARNALL: Pfff, Canadian drama.
Spock: "Run faster, Jim! Or I'll give you the branding iron again!"
*Ssssssss*
Kirk: "Yeowwww!"
NIMOY: What is Bill looking at to be that upset?
KELLEY: The news...Burger King plans to buy Tim Horton.
YARNALL: Pfff, Canadian drama.
KIRK: "Surrender Dorothy"? Who's "Dorothy"?
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