Zesty Sauce With My Onion Rings

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  1. sonak

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    this is Misc. Is there some kind of minimum "very serious subject" standard that the thread has to meet? If so, why is there a what are you eating/drinking thread?
     
  2. sonak

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    I did check, that's why I asked for it.
     
  3. Locutus of Bored

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    Did I shut your thread down? No, I just said it was silly thing to complain about and start a thread about. Just ask for the stupid sauce.
     
  4. Robert Maxwell

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    I give my zesty sauce away for free.
     
  5. Melakon

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    Until a :censored: Burger King is the only :censored: place you can easily walk to for a simple :censored: cheeseburger, and then they :censored: close the :censored: store meaning you can no longer :censored: walk anywhere to get a :censored: simple cheeseburger, I don't think you have any :censored: thing to be :censored: complaining about.
     
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    ^What he fucking said. :)
     
  7. Robert Maxwell

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    I'm getting kind of a hostile vibe from this post.
     
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    #firstworldproblems
     
  9. Melakon

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    Maybe I should go back and edit that, dropping a bunch of :censored:'s in there.
     
  10. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Mod Awakens Moderator

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    This post was both a little too zesty and too saucy.
     
  11. Melakon

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    Edited.
     
  12. Bob The Skutter

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    I got first world problems and the sauce is one.
     
  13. BigJake

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    So the other day I was up in my local Tubby Dog*, and I was all like "I need an A-Bomb**, stat, and mayonnaise for my sweet potato fries, you feel me?" And the guy nodded with a pleasant expression on his face and promptly got my order, including the mayonnaise.

    But check this. He was six seconds slower than the hot dog guy who got my order the previous week.

    Six. Seconds.

    I was almost kept waiting.

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    I mean, come on, fast food workers! Standards! If you're not first, you're last!



    * Actually it's the only one. So I guess it's "local" by definition.

    ** A type of hot dog, not a type of ordnance.
     
  14. Melakon

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    But did he at least feel you?
     
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    At least you got that off your chest.
     
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    So distressed was I by the six-second lag that I don't even remember. My entire year is ruined.
     
  17. Melakon

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    Well, yeah. He's complaining about not getting some fancy schmancy sauce, while I have to deal with the damn store closing entirely?
     
  18. sonak

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    What if an individual isn't very assertive and is shy about asking for things not directly offered to them? Maybe they were looking forward to dipping some delicious golden rings into some delicious and tastefully spicy sauce but were spooked off when the personnel at the counter just thrust the tray at them without offering any?



    Shy folks prob'ly want some zesty sauce, too.
     
  19. sonak

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    people are acting like this sauce is a new/unusual thing. It's been in BKs near me for a while. Is it a regional thing? I didn't realize it wasn't available at most restaurants.
     
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