"You are Cordially Invited..." Line-by-Line

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Bashir: Neither did I.
     
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  4. Enterprise1981

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    Dax is on bongos.

    KIRA: He's unbelievable!

    WOMAN: He's something.
     
  5. Athena28

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    DAX: Lieutenant Manuele Atoa from the starship Sutherland!
     
  6. LeadHead

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    Rom: I've never seen anything like that.
     
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    LEETA: Neither have I.
     
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    ROM: Let's get something to eat.
     
  9. Athena28

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    JAKE: A woman of many talents.
     
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    Quark: It's a shame she's about to waste them all on that walking frown she calls a fiancé. She's too good for him. I've said that from the beginning.
     
  11. JanewayRulz!

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    JAKE: Are you jealous?
     
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    Quark: There's no profit in jealousy.
     
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    JAKE: That's not a denial.
     
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    QUARK: It's also not to be quoted either.
     
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    Jake: Don't worry. So when did you first realise you had these feelings for Dax? Quark, wait.
     
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    (Bashir and O'Brien are hanging in manacles from a rope stretched across the cave.)

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  17. LeadHead

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    Miles: Yeah?
     
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    BASHIR: It's working. I've had a vision about the future. I can see it so clearly.
     
  19. Athena28

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    O'BRIEN: What is it?
     
  20. LeadHead

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    Bashir: I'm going to kill Worf. I'm going to kill Worf. That's what I'm going to do. I can see it clearly now. I'm going to kill him. Kill him.

    (Saying the word kill that many times in a post has to be a red flag for whatever government agency is spying on us, you're welcome everyone :rommie: )
     

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