X-Men Question: Apocalypse Versus The Hulk?

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by ReadyAndWilling, Oct 5, 2013.

  1. ReadyAndWilling

    ReadyAndWilling Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2009
    Hey guys, Apocalypse is one of my favorite characters in all of Marvel. I've been watching the new 'Hulk and the agents of SMASH' and the Hulk just seems so strong. Did Apocalypse ever engage Hulk in direct combat? I looked online, but I couldn't find anything.

    How would a fight between Apocalypse and the Hulk go?
     
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    If you want it
    Hulk is the strongest there is. HULK SMASH Fishlips!
     
  3. Unwrapped

    Unwrapped Continuity Spackle Moderator

    Joined:
    May 8, 2003
    Location:
    Unicron (The Pyxis Unity)
    Hulk was once brainwashed to be a Horseman, and I think they might have clashed when he broke free of that conditioning. Apocalypse won, at least according to Uncannyxmen.net's profile on the Horsemen.
     
  4. bbjegglebells

    bbjegglebells Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Location:
    Right here buddy.
    Couldn't Apocalypse turn into vibranium and take whatever Hulk throws at him (literally)?
     
  5. Kestrel

    Kestrel Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2009
    Location:
    Eden Prime
    The obvious answer is Batman.
     
  6. Tosk

    Tosk Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2001
    Location:
    On the run.
    "If there was a fight between Hulk and Apocalypse, who would be turned into chunky jam?"
     
  7. ReadyAndWilling

    ReadyAndWilling Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2009
    Could he turn into adamantium?
     
  8. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Apocalypse can't change the composition of his chemistry.

    He can shape shift but element shift? Wikipedia admits that he has control over his molecules but only lists that again as a way to change his superficial configuration... Although it also says that he can "grow" jet engines off his person.

    Here's the thing about Apocalypse.

    If he fights to win, he wins.

    Every one is dead.

    He's alone.

    And then he's sad.

    So the big A doesn't fight to win all that often.

    To service Evolution, he gets the light weights and intermediates to duke it out levelling up so that he has a little company on high.

    Apocalypse is a telepath.

    He says "Sleep" and the Hulk goes to sleep.

    Game over.

    No, you're wrong, the leader is a shit telepath.

    Onslaught totally pwned the Hulk back in the day.

    :)
     
  9. bbjegglebells

    bbjegglebells Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Location:
    Right here buddy.
    Apocalypse vs. Thor would be a better fight.
     
  10. Silvercrest

    Silvercrest Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2003
    I'd rather see Apocalypse vs. the Impossible Man.
     
  11. Mike Farley

    Mike Farley Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2005
    Location:
    Lost Vegas
    Mister Mxyzptlk would mess Apocalypse up.
     
  12. Saga

    Saga Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2008
    Location:
    VA
    already happened.
     
  13. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    About four months ago in Uncanny Avengers.

    But it was in the 10th century (I don't care when exactly, it was over a thousand years ago.) before Thor had Mjolnir.
     
  14. bbjegglebells

    bbjegglebells Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Location:
    Right here buddy.
    I think it'll be a good fight with his hammer. With "magic" involved he may stand a chance.
     
  15. cylkoth

    cylkoth Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2003
    Apocalypse vs ....Howard the Duck! It would be a slobber-knocker!
     
  16. bbjegglebells

    bbjegglebells Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Location:
    Right here buddy.
    ^What is Howard going to do, sing him a song or sue him?
     
  17. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Apocalypse services human evolution.

    Howard is not human.

    Apocalypse could relate with him as a person rather than as a compo... After he neutered Howard.

    Marvel hasn't got the balls to make a Howard Miniseries dealing with Beverly getting knocked up by this Duck.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2000
    Location:
    In the lap of squalor I assure you.
    Howard is a Master of Quack-Fu.
     
  19. bbjegglebells

    bbjegglebells Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Location:
    Right here buddy.
    I'm bordering wanting to make a thread for it but Disney should totally make an animated Howard the Duck movie.
     
  20. Wereghost

    Wereghost Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Location:
    Ireland
    There should be a League Of Extraordinary Bruces.