Would you have oreferred Captain Gary Janeway???

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  1. teacake

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    He was fantastic on Enterprise, had a great presence. I can see him as a Trek captain very easily. Now that he's older, even more so.
    Well I love lizards, I have had a lot of blue tongues and stumpy tails as pets (the skink family, if you want to look it up). But still.. these were not lizards but appeared to be amphibians.

    They were no more repulisve than a salamander. They were the (evolved) DNA of two humans and who knows what they would become? What we saw could have been the larval stage.

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJ6dVMYuzc[/yt]
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    I thought Gibney looked way hotter as a fatty in TNG.

    I didn't even realize that she was a fatty until DS9 when Sue walked in front of camera and over half her water weight had been misplaced.

    That's the problem with women.

    Then think that thin equals young.

    Thin really just means less canvas to hide their wrinkles.

    My flatmate is on a health kick.

    She thinks she's fat.

    She's not fat.

    She's just old.

    Not old old.

    Just finished growing old, still in her 20s, but her culture seems to think that 16 is ideal and if you keep growing after 16 you're a freak that needs to be locked in a cave.

    To me, because of a thousand books by Peter David, and Hidden Frontier, Shelby is so far beyond Elizabeth Dennehey it's not funny.

    A woman who is truly her fathers daughter.

    Liz is Shelby as a baby, who as a character has GROWN.

    No.

    Emotionally grown.

    I haven't made Shelby from the 2370s a fatty in my minds eye.

    I wouldn't do that.

    okay.

    I might not do that.

    But usually after you put a ring on that finger, one does need to replace said ring with a larger ring by the first anniversary. Her beloved will claim that he needs a larger stone to more accurately express his love, but it's really the certainty of gangreen if some one doesn't cut that band off and resize it.

    Don't get me started about nine fingered women.

    But if your wife starts getting smaller.

    She is making travel arrangements.

    Expect divorce papers.
     
  3. teacake

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    You got that from some men's tabloid, didn't you.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Actually an old girlfriend hit me in the arm in the check out queue while shopping some years ago...

    "Stop making me eat all this shit! I can't leave you until I lose 5 pounds! And I can't! You bastard!"
     
  5. teacake

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    If she can't lose five pounds she'll be pumping an extra 500 calories of butter into everything she cooks for you and making you gain it. It will balance out. If you're fatter she will feel thinner. OR, fast forward 10 years and you might actually die of a heart attack thanks to these ministrations leaving her svelte and sympathetic.
     
  6. Guy Gardener

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    She couldn't lose 5 pounds because she drank like a fish.

    And because she couldn't be confused for a kite, a dozen or so a night had barely any effect on her.

    We were young.

    You're supposed to drink "like that" when you're young.

    Though recycling day, taking all the empty bottles to the curb was too sobering.

    I'm the opposite.

    I can't drink.

    I get to four and I'm an idiot.

    By 6 I'm passed out.

    This is how/why she slept with most of my friends.
     
  7. teacake

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    Well that's all a bit tragic. Recycling day should make you feel triumphant, "look at all this CRAP I am recycling, I am sooo noble."
     
  8. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Recycling day is once a week here.

    they actually took away our big wheely bins and replaced they with something half the size and said that we were fucked and would drown in our own filth is we didn't recycle.

    Recycling just goes in cardboard boxes.

    Dozens and dozens of boxes full of little green bottles.

    But actual rubbish has to be in a tiny approved bin or it will be ignored.
     
  9. Tina Lawton

    Tina Lawton Commander Red Shirt

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    I was posting while under the influence.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Wait?!

    What?

    People post sober?
     
  11. teacake

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    I recycled a dead possum once.

    We have massive bins for recycling to encourage us to recycle everything but after seeing some exposes on how it all just gets mounded up as rubbish anyway I now put anything in there with just a layer of newspaper on top.
     
  12. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You can get into trouble for that.

    How do you explain something like to your cellmate and still expect to get the top bunk?
     
  13. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    And recycling bins have what to do with the topic at hand...? :vulcan:
     
  14. teacake

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    Would you prefer a recycled Vulcan to play Janeway? Or would you prefer the original Janeway?

    All this talk of recycling will be moot when we can just throw it all in the replicator and get something nifty back.
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    But he wasn't a Vulcan yet.

    It's like recycling a book when it's still a tree.