Why Wasn't Neelix considered a candidate for removal after season 3?

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  1. Guy Gardener

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    Re: Why Wasn't Neelix considered a candidate for removal after season

    I think you'll find that she remembered them as odd pets which Kes resentful that she forgot to drown.
     
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    She could have at least desexed them before she took off!

    Responsible pet ownership is a thing.
     
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    One baby was born after she left.

    Are you sure Kes didn't neuter %99 crew?
     
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    Since none of them were (presumably) trying for a child they would never find out until they got back.

    B'Elanna's super Klingon eggs probably overcame whatever diddling Kes did.
     
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    Kes diddled the entire crew?

    THAT HOOTCHIE!
     
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    Everyone except for Neelix. She stayed pure for him since he had all madonna-ized her.

    Men! Don't ever madonna-ize a woman or you may get what you asked for!
     
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    A magic baby?
     
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    Yes, one you get to raise and who never calls you "father". Because he has a capital F Father made of midichlorians.
     
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    So the force flows through and around everything... but the Force is also midichlorians which is like how plague is carried by fleas, on the backs of rats, and you now how Sisko's solar yacht got to warp because of it's excessive surface area picking up too much stardust... I don't have to explain that further do I?

    But if midiclorians are a life form on par with bacteria, that create force usership, then why do they only gather in so few humanoids that so few persons are force users... Now I'm thinking of yeast that eats sugar and shits alcohol, Alcohol is yeast shit, you're welcome... But if we are talking about an ecology here, then that there is something inside these Jedi and Sith and minor force using tricksters that Midiclorians eat which is plentiful in only some beings, and while they have access to those food source, they crap force usability into the person who is their house, for as long as the environment is welcoming, hearty and in good repair.
     
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    And then all that yeast magically turns into sperm.. or maybe it just coalesces into an embryo. It's not like that little american kid looked anything like Shmi.

    BUT here's a mystery, Shmi didn't have the force. She wasn't a force user. So it's like the yeast invaded her body and planted a baby and left.
     
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    Re: Why Wasn't Neelix considered a candidate for removal after season

    Erotica?

    Music?

    What it Feels Like for a Girl?

    Deeper and Deeper?

    Causing a Commotion?

    Sidewalk Talk?
     
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    No. You'll be forever desperately seeking Susan. Susan being a cat.
     
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    Re: Why Wasn't Neelix considered a candidate for removal after season

    No, it was cougar named "Murray". ;)


    Nikki Finn was not be denied!!!
     
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    :guffaw:
     
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    When it still mattered, and I had to chose one or the other, I foolishly went all in on Cyndi Lauper.
     
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    HAHA back then I told people, "Madonna is good but she is just going to be a flash in the pan.. Cyndi Lauper will be around for YEARS. She's the one to watch." And I still tell people this but it is now a different kind of story.
     
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    I still think Cyndi is a better singer, person and humanitarian.
    Madonna is in the press more but Cyndi is an AMAZING activist!!
    She does more for her fans IMO than Madonna ever did.
     
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    I am still Team Cyndi :)
     
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    I used to love her on Mad About You.

    She wound up with Ira in the end with 7 adopted kids from all over the world.
     
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    Kind of like Madonna now.. I bet Madonna was just copying this story line.
     

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