Discussion in 'Voyager' started by balticballet, Mar 1, 2013.
After Naomi matured away from the responsibilities, Neelix also became the Captain's Assistant.
AKA, the latte boy.
It's a real word.
I would so apply to be Janeway's Coffee Bitch.. I'd even poop out the beans myself.
With your aptitude and clear zeal for the subject, you shouldn't settle for anything less than towel-girl.
Stop it, I'm getting all fatheaded now!
For the same reason I gave up barring my cats from jumping on certain pieces of furniture... you can only yell at them so many times or gently smack them with something non-lethal before you realize it's futile, and they'll go where they damn well want to anyway.
So you're saying Janeway has his litter box in her ready room?
To follow the metaphor, she has a litter box in her ready room that no one uses.
This is like sudoku! Though I've never been exactly clear on what sudoku is so don't shoot me if it's not.
So far I've got..
She inspires constipation in all those who enter so the litter is untouched. This is a reference to her own uptight ways of course.
There is no pussy allowed in the ready room because competition is not welcome.
Okay it's not much.. but I've exercised my brain which is very important. And without pencils.
That's a very disturbing picture. Cats should not be allowed to eat chocolate, because it's toxic to their systems.
This is replicated chocolate.
No replicated food causes allergies, makes you fat or hardens your arteries. It is all perfectly balanced nutritionally. You could eat 10 bowls of that replicated chocolate icecream and it would be exactly the same as eating 10 bowls of replicated celery.
Of course our animal friends are taken into consideration and the evil toxic stuff in our chocolate that poisons cats and dogs is not a part of replicated chocolate.
But that's not a cat.
That's clearly Neelix.
Let me check my Talaxian-English dictionary...
Neelix = Jar Jar
Morale Officer = busywork job for someone with no real skills
Neelix never gave away the Federation.
You're watching Babylon 5 right now ain't you?
Computer, please display an image of Neelix in his true form.
Not to mention that Neelix still is a jolly good fellow-and so say all of us!
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