Why didn't the crew start calling Seven 'Annika'?

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  1. teacake

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    I always knew Mr. Homm had a dark streak.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    Did you ever wonder if The Nanny was just a comfortable environment where the Moriarty Hologram chilled the #### out inbetween thinking about how to dominate the universe, and wrestling with Stephanie Beechum's bosoms?
     
  3. teacake

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    I like this theory and I would like to decorate it with floral garlands.
     
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  5. Guy Gardener

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  6. teacake

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    IT IS HERE.

    teacake does 7 does Kirk.

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    Wow it's almost 400 pages!!

    :)

    Super happy.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

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    Two thoughts.

    1. OO! Teacake's slippers!

    2. No, please don't pee on it.
     
  8. teacake

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    Those are my SHOES. I am advancing the rainbow agenda.
     
  9. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    They're very cheerful-looking shoes. :)

    Is that the hardcover edition?
     
  10. teacake

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    Nope the paperback. Didn't even know there was hardback!
     
  11. Melakon

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    Maybe your paperbacks are bigger than the one's I've seen, or else you have real tiny feet.

    I bet 10 quatloos that you're getting the scissors ready.
     
  12. Guy Gardener

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    Why would she cut her toes off?

    HER SHOES ARE SMALL ENOUGH!
     
  13. teacake

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    For one bloody moment I thought Melakon meant I was going to cut out 7's head and place it fetchingly near Kirk's lips.
     
  14. Melakon

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    Never mind what I was thinking then.
     
  15. teacake

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    What were you thinking? TELL ME
     
  16. Melakon

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    No, I can't, I'm blushing.
     
  17. teacake

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    Well I'm sure I've now thought of a thousand worse things than ever entered your head.

    Oh happy day! When 7 washed my sins away..
     
  18. Guy Gardener

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    I have problem with the cover.

    Is this story set within the Voyager TV Series Time frame?

    They only have so many pictures of the woman as Borg, maybe a few trillion, and if they doctor pictures of the lady, I'm assuming that changes the license with Jeri for partial rights to her likeness, so they'd have to give her more money if they put different clothes over the top of her silhouette...

    Not that I've read the Book, or it's a certainty that she ever bedded the Indian, even though I'm pretty sure they highlighted her virginity in Endgame, but...

    Lets say that Jim Kirk is a Maserati and Chuckels is a Buick?

    That's fair?

    It changes her story, her growth as a sexual being, depending on which of these men she had sex with before the other.
     
  19. Guy Gardener

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    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

    "It looks like you're scissoring the novel."

    You got worse than that?
     
  20. Melakon

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    Chuckles is a Yugo.
     

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