Why are there still cows on the Kent family farm?

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Jayson, Mar 29, 2009.

  1. Jayson

    Jayson Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I noticed this in a establishing shot a few weeks ago on "Smallville." I would think that the farm hasn't been a active farm since at least when his mom moved away. I know that was proably just stock footage but it was kind of wierd to notice IMO.

    Jason
     
  2. jadcox@mindspring.com

    jadcox@mindspring.com Commodore Commodore

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    Must be leasing the grazing land to Ben Hubbard... ;-)
     
  3. StarTrek1701

    StarTrek1701 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Clark needs release sometimes now that Lana is poison to him.
     
  4. Ben Sisko3

    Ben Sisko3 Commodore Commodore

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    ...I am not okay with that.
     
  5. StarTrek1701

    StarTrek1701 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    What are you, a speciesist? :mad:
     
  6. Ben Sisko3

    Ben Sisko3 Commodore Commodore

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    Nah. Just not a fan of interspecies erotica.
     
  7. darkwing_duck1

    darkwing_duck1 Vice Admiral

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    Real Life: that happens a lot on "retired" farms. The land owner will lease out the pasturage to someone else while still living in the "farmhouse".
     
  8. Robotech Master

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    Clark needs something to practice his heat vision on.
     
  9. Brent

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    In his spare time Clark likes to get some cow tossing in
     
  10. JonathonWally

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    Fresh hamburgers
     
  11. hyzmarca

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    Clark's only romantic choices are bestiality and incest, given that the only member of is species still alive is his first cousin. But that's legal in Kentucky and New York.
     
  12. Brent

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    He should totally bang Kara, I would
     
  13. bryce

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  14. MeanJoePhaser

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    Well, there's also Davis/Doomsday...if the mind is weak and the flesh is Welling. :p
     
  15. bryce

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    *groan* :guffaw:


    (But that is true - if reproduction isn't a concern...)
     
  16. hyzmarca

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    Davis isn't really a Kryptonian, though. He's from the planet, but not the same species, so he's really no better solution than a human or a cow, except in the sense that a super-orgasm won't rend him into a squishy pile of gore. But Clark is a zoophile, so he might go for Davis, if Davis chanced his name to something alliterative that begins with L.
     
  17. Checkmate

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    Clark just needs to set up a red sunlamp in his bachelor pad and problem solved.
     
  18. Greg Cox

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    They're actually Skrulls . . . .
     
  19. StarTrek1701

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    Sorry for thread hijack, but why was Laura Vandervoort so abruptly dropped? She wasn't even told she was dropped; she learned it during the CW up fronts of 2008. That was a sucky thing to do to her. At least now she got a higher profile job with V, but that means we won't get that Supergirl TV show. :(
     
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