Who's the best girl for Harry Kim? If there is one...

Discussion in 'Voyager' started by Captain Kathryn, Jan 28, 2014.

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Who is the one for Harry Kim?

Poll closed Feb 27, 2014.
  1. Libby Webber (fiancée before Voyager left)

    25.9%
  2. Lindesey Ballard (dead ensign, "Ashes to Ashes")

    18.5%
  3. Maggie O'Halloran (hologram, "Fair Haven")

    3.7%
  4. Delaney sisters (mentioned on occasion)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Seven of Nine

    7.4%
  6. Marayna (hologram, "Alter Ego")

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Derran Tal (alien, "The Disease")

    7.4%
  8. Linnis Paris (Kes and Tom's "daughter" in alt. timeline, "Before and After")

    3.7%
  9. He actually lusted over BFF Tom Paris this whole time

    14.8%
  10. He is destined to be alone

    11.1%
  11. He secretly lusted after B'Elanna/Janeway misc weird pairings

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. None of the above

    18.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Harry is not a 4, he is a 6!!! His boyishness marks him down from his looks which should put him squarely at 7. That's why Timeless Harry is an 8, age improved both the looks and the demeanor.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    In our universe, Garret Wang back then was a 9 or a ten, and Harry Kim would have been an 11.

    In the Star Trek Universe, just think about who is in the Star Trek universe and how often you have ever seen someone who does not look like a model reading a script stating that they are at the very least a super genius brain surgeon.

    Harry Kim is a 4.
     
  3. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    No. Because these super model super genius brain surgeons are intimidating. I know they would have nothing in common with me, I would just be one of those little people hanging about, being unevolved and lazy. You know how they look down on the Dabo girls? That would be how they looked at me, without all the tittering over hotness.

    Harry would notice me. AND more importantly I would find him perfectly easy and natural to talk to, he would be so impressed that me, a female, was all friendly like with him that he wouldn't notice or care that I was a parasite sucking off the Federation's teat and avoiding bettering myself.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Just because you like fours more than 10s, that doesn't make fours 10s.
     
  5. Melakon

    Melakon Admiral Admiral

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    I think she's using the 4 not as on a Looks Scale 1-10, but Intelligence Scale 1-10. Not sure whether the 4 is a high or low in how she's calculating it.
     
  6. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    WHAT?!

    But it is all about meeeee
     
  7. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    This forums best friend called standard Harry a 6, and 45 year old Harry from Timeless a 7.

    She likes wrinkles and grey.

    The sexist degrading 1 - 10 scale I first saw in a Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis movie, I then saw it thoroughly cemented into the zeitgeist with the 1979 Dudley Moore/Bo Derek romp 10, which then continued to be used constantly in every American Sitcom thereafter up until today and probably tomorrow as well.
     
  8. teacake

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    Who is this forum's best friend?

    I have my own personal rating system which I amuse myself on long train journeys applying to every person on the carriage. It goes from 0 to 4 and there have only ever been a handful of 4's. Weeks go by with no one above a 2. In my personal system Harry would get a 3, though this could be downgraded depending on what he was wearing and there would be potential to upgrade him if he was looking cheerful and wearing a non-hipster geekish shirt and unfortunate shoes.

    I guess I really do think Harry is cute.
     
  9. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    All I see in that face are the puffed out cheeks of a Listerian Gerbil.

    I have a binary approach... "Wow" vs. "meh".
     
  10. SPCTRE

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    Poll closed? Shit.

    Se7en.
     
  11. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It's interesting you should say that because a while back I tried a new rating system, very simple.. "yes" or "no". And damn it if there weren't like 95% yes's. It seems when no longer called upon to form an judgement of scale I'm suddenly all woot about everybody.
     
  12. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Polls should not close! Polls should stay open forever!
     
  13. UUS Contrarian

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    Who was the staship racer chick that used him?
     
  14. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Don't trust that one... Her father used to be Prefect of Cardassia during the Occupation.
     
  15. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    Oh no! I must have set it for a month lol. Sorry!
     
  16. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    awww.. I just like the periodic resurrection of polls by people with strong opinions :D
     
  17. Melakon

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    There likely should be some sort of "teacake Classic", where you re-ask those questions from your favorite closed polls of years gone by.
     
  18. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Most of my favorites were closed by moderators..
     

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