Who's the best girl for Harry Kim? If there is one...

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Captain Kathryn, Jan 28, 2014.

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Who is the one for Harry Kim?

Poll closed Feb 27, 2014.
  1. Libby Webber (fiancée before Voyager left)

    25.9%
  2. Lindesey Ballard (dead ensign, "Ashes to Ashes")

    18.5%
  3. Maggie O'Halloran (hologram, "Fair Haven")

    3.7%
  4. Delaney sisters (mentioned on occasion)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Seven of Nine

    7.4%
  6. Marayna (hologram, "Alter Ego")

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Derran Tal (alien, "The Disease")

    7.4%
  8. Linnis Paris (Kes and Tom's "daughter" in alt. timeline, "Before and After")

    3.7%
  9. He actually lusted over BFF Tom Paris this whole time

    14.8%
  10. He is destined to be alone

    11.1%
  11. He secretly lusted after B'Elanna/Janeway misc weird pairings

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. None of the above

    18.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm certain that she was the high priestess to some nihilistic doomsday death cult that rode the Chuckles and Kimmy sideshow to fulfil some tangential prophecy that required a universal extinction event to strike just so, just then.

    It's even possible that she was a pan dimensional being that had been setting things up just so for hundreds of years to create this exact situation: an appendix universe set adrift from the main timeline.

    If Tessa was a young fit human being, and her boyfriend, an old man, told her that he wanted to destroy the universe and unmake most of her life, the only sane response is to hit him in the head with an ash tray again and again until he is dead.

    Imagine your partner admitted that they are a Russian spy and they need your help to destroy the parliament House in Adelaide?

    Do you agree to help, or pick up a heavy ash tray?

    It doesn't make sense.

    Unless she was a sexbot?

    I'd buy that for a dollar.
     
  2. teacake

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    Adelaide is a shithole, I wouldn't go to prison for his/her dream but I wouldn't stop them either.

    Maybe Tess is a time agent?
     
  3. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Braxton did say he fixed up the temporal inversion of the Takara sector where Voyager crashed, so that theory is always in the play for whoever wants to pull the trigger first.
     
  4. teacake

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    I like the nihilist theory, I was actually going to say that very word but I felt a grand romance of idiocy was more fitting, because Chak. However she looks like a dark, jaded soul (or maybe it is just the Chak) so that works. I was thinking she could be someone whose life just didn't turn out very satisfyingly and because she believed all the Fed propaganda about how working to better herself was supposed to make her happy this was rather horrifying and when Chak came along the incredibly absurdity of fucking with her dissatisfying life on such a grand scale had huge appeal. It's like the act of a supremely bored person.
     
  5. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    No one here in this forum needs to find a metaphor to describe the acts of a supremely bored person.

    Have you seen The Big Lobowski recently?
     
  6. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Well that's just like, your opinion man. Maybe I want more metaphor for my bang than just making allusions to the supreme timewaste that is all conversation here.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c[/yt]

    HA! She made a funny!
     
  8. Captain Picard.

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    He is destined to be alone, but I believe him and Libby would of worked if Voyager did not leave, but she probably re-married someone else.
     
  9. Brit

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    I voted none of the above because you left out Tal Celes from "Good Shepherd" and the "Haunting of Deck 12." She seems like a good match for Harry, and I know of several fic writers that think so too.
     
  10. Lynx

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    Honestly, I can only think of Libby.

    I think Harry was very much in love with her and that he was telling the truth when he told Paris in "Time And Again" that he had a girlfriend back home who he wanted to see again.
     
  11. exodus

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    I can't see why.
    Harry at least acts his age, she acts like she's 12.
     
  12. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    DO NOT DISS THE TAL CELES!!
     
  13. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    What I hate is that because she is an alien, her nonEnglish speaking parents are not clever, funny sons of bitches.

    It's just an odd accident.

    Celestial.
     
  14. Pondwater

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    Irina from "Drive".
     
  15. Melakon

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    The best girl for Harry is Stella Mudd, constantly reminding him why he's never going to be promoted to lieutenant.
     
  16. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Well, thousands of those immortal Androids are probably still running around making trouble.
     
  17. bbjeg

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    Sonya Gomez, after returning back to the Alpha Quadrant.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You do understand that we really should be looking for the best girl that Harry deserves or has earned?

    Harry is a 4.

    Soyna is a 7

    The best Harry can hope for is a 5.

    So lets be serious with our suggestions here.
     
  19. bbjeg

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    ^I can't disagree with those numbers. I figured he'd get back, run into Sonya, and they'd discuss how neither of them were ever promoted from ensign and hit it off but Harry would be beyond lucky to catch her.
     
  20. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Why would you think that she never got promoted?

    She even sucked up to the replicators.

    If you survive a month on Picard's Enterprise, and that's a fantastic if, then you get the hell off it when they bump you up a grade or two.