Who agrees? Kirk's a womanizer!

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  1. Panda<3

    Panda<3 Cadet Newbie

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    If you don't agree suport yourself with more than "Because"
     
  2. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Nah. Kirk wasn't a womanizer. His exploits were legendary, but the thing with legends is that there is usually just a kernel of truth, while the rest is mere exaggeration. That said, Kirk loved women, but he wasn't a womanizer. A womanizer is someone who merely uses women to satiate his sexual desires. Kirk genuinely loved the women in each of his encounters, and they loved him.
     
  3. teacake

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    When Kirk has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

    Luckily for us this day is coming.
     
  4. Tiberius

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    +1
     
  5. teacake

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ[/yt]
     
  6. Gov Kodos

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    Step 1: Get into bondage gear,
     
  7. teacake

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    Step 2: Prepare the equipment

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  8. Gov Kodos

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    step 3: Make sure of STDs and paperwork on alien fraternization.
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  9. teacake

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    Step 4: Get into the mood with the hot alien masseuse

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  10. Green Shirt

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    I'd prefer that he would just start over at the beginning with the women.
     
  11. teacake

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    He doesn't like to repeat himself.
     
  12. Gov Kodos

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    Step 5: Set the right mood with dinner and a few drinks.

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  13. teacake

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    And now Step 6: The Kissing Begins..

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    One universe isn't big enough for Kirk once he gets to Step 6..

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  14. Gov Kodos

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    And that's kissing the Kirk Way
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  15. teacake

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    It's okay though because as J.Allen told us Kirk loved them all!
     
  16. Gov Kodos

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  17. King Daniel Beyond

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    Yes, Kirk was a womanizer. Anyone who says otherwise is fooling themselves.

    Also: teacake and Gov Kodos win the thread :techman:

    Kirk's car?!?:rofl:
     
  18. Miss Lemon

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    No, why don't you support your claim? I'd like to see some numbers:
    1. How many women did Kirk kiss?
    2. How many women did Kirk kiss while not having an non-sexual ulterior motive?
    3. How many women did Kirk actually sleep with?
     
  19. 22 Stars

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    C.E. Evans in this thread http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=163162&page=7 starting on Post #95 has some numbers for you!
     
  20. Admiral Buzzkill

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    Of course Kirk was a womanizer. The revisionist attempts by some fans over the decades to insist that he was otherwise reflect defensiveness and embarrassment at some aspects of TOS's, uh, general exuberance.