When did you last have sex?

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When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. RAMA

    RAMA Admiral Admiral

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    I loooove baseball...orgasms too.

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  2. Skywalker

    Skywalker Admiral Admiral

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    Just as long as we don't get into sabermetrics. Although it might be interesting to figure out my VORP (Value Over Replacement Partner)... :shifty:
     
  3. Major Chord

    Major Chord Choir Boy Extraordinaire Captain

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    That last time I was involved in anything sexual was the date of my conception in the fall of '91...

    That said, I'm 18 and single, so I am in no rush. My day will come (and hopefully so will she ;) )
     
  4. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Public self-reporting is about the most inaccurate method of finding that out anyway; although I'm shocked, a bit--pleasantly so--by the forthrightness of respondents here.

    Maybe I oughtta.
     
  5. 6079SmithW

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    Good one! :cool: It made me laugh.
     
  6. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    Nice.
     
  7. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    Make sure you make them say all measurements. Good science.
     
  8. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Actually, I'm not sure how I should do the poll questions.

    Statistically, the number of dudes with 8 inch plus dicks is around 2%, but I'm not sure whether to put 8 inches as the cutoff point at which I'll just say "you like 'em round thick and juicy," insofar as there might be some serious contention between respondents in an 8-9 category versus the 9+ category. On the other end of the scale, 4 inches is equally as rare, and at the same time it also seems like a good cutoff point, and certainly at 3, as it would be a waste to ask questions like "Do you like micropenises?" because I think we can safely assume that no one really prefers that.

    Bear in mind of course I already have to separate between het/bi women respondents and hom/bi men respondents.

    So if anybody wants to say in the next couple of minutes whether I should put the cutoffs at 3 and 8, 3 and 9, 4 and 8, or 4 and 9, or if I should go all out with 1-2, 2-3, etc., well... like Frasier Crane, I'm listening.
     
  9. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    Oh, wow. If people didn't lie in this poll, they'll sure as shit lie in a dick size poll. :lol:
     
  10. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Indeed.
    And I am sooo tempted to put a name in there, but I will not, because this is not TNZ. Unless you tell me I can, because it'd be hilarious.
     
  11. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    I would pick 3and8
     
  12. Aldo

    Aldo Admiral Admiral

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    Not if we require everyone to post pictures...but then again we're not that kind of board...

    ...I think.
     
  13. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    No just numbers for us nerds.
     
  14. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I went ahead and went with 3 and 9. Just in case.
     
  15. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Curmudgeon Administrator

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    S'truth! No man EVER says, "Fuck me, I've got such a teeny weenie!" It's always "Dude, I'm so big, it almost touches the floor" or "Look at this huge monster!"

    What some men don't get is all women care about is how the thing is used, not whether you're Long Dong Silver.

    Then again, some women worry about the size of their boobs, so we're just as bad, but in a different way. :lol:
     
  16. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell so far this is a dumb future Premium Member

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    I actually had one friend who openly admitted he had a small member, but he said it was due to a childhood accident. Somehow, I think he milked the story to get sympathy from women he slept with.
     
  17. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Did he also have a cabbage for a head?

    I don't really think that's true. I don't think it's a pivotal factor, but I reckon that it's not negligible, either. Professing a lack of concern is, I suspect, something people say so as to not seem shallow.

    Then again, generalizing about "women" is a dangerous game. There are three and a half billion of them; preferences no doubt run the gamut, but I do wonder where they cluster.
     
  18. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Lettuce consider that question for awhile...
     
  19. teacake

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    Eggplantation isn't effected by length.
     
  20. Kommander

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    I've never used those exact words, granted, but I've said I'm tiny down there at least 100 times here.

    This is probably different though, because in reality it isn't tiny.

    It's just small.