Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Robert Maxwell, Mar 17, 2011.
I loooove baseball...orgasms too.
Just as long as we don't get into sabermetrics. Although it might be interesting to figure out my VORP (Value Over Replacement Partner)...
That last time I was involved in anything sexual was the date of my conception in the fall of '91...
That said, I'm 18 and single, so I am in no rush. My day will come (and hopefully so will she )
Public self-reporting is about the most inaccurate method of finding that out anyway; although I'm shocked, a bit--pleasantly so--by the forthrightness of respondents here.
Maybe I oughtta.
Good one! It made me laugh.
Make sure you make them say all measurements. Good science.
Actually, I'm not sure how I should do the poll questions.
Statistically, the number of dudes with 8 inch plus dicks is around 2%, but I'm not sure whether to put 8 inches as the cutoff point at which I'll just say "you like 'em round thick and juicy," insofar as there might be some serious contention between respondents in an 8-9 category versus the 9+ category. On the other end of the scale, 4 inches is equally as rare, and at the same time it also seems like a good cutoff point, and certainly at 3, as it would be a waste to ask questions like "Do you like micropenises?" because I think we can safely assume that no one really prefers that.
Bear in mind of course I already have to separate between het/bi women respondents and hom/bi men respondents.
So if anybody wants to say in the next couple of minutes whether I should put the cutoffs at 3 and 8, 3 and 9, 4 and 8, or 4 and 9, or if I should go all out with 1-2, 2-3, etc., well... like Frasier Crane, I'm listening.
Oh, wow. If people didn't lie in this poll, they'll sure as shit lie in a dick size poll.
And I am sooo tempted to put a name in there, but I will not, because this is not TNZ. Unless you tell me I can, because it'd be hilarious.
I would pick 3and8
Not if we require everyone to post pictures...but then again we're not that kind of board...
No just numbers for us nerds.
I went ahead and went with 3 and 9. Just in case.
S'truth! No man EVER says, "Fuck me, I've got such a teeny weenie!" It's always "Dude, I'm so big, it almost touches the floor" or "Look at this huge monster!"
What some men don't get is all women care about is how the thing is used, not whether you're Long Dong Silver.
Then again, some women worry about the size of their boobs, so we're just as bad, but in a different way.
I actually had one friend who openly admitted he had a small member, but he said it was due to a childhood accident. Somehow, I think he milked the story to get sympathy from women he slept with.
Did he also have a cabbage for a head?
I don't really think that's true. I don't think it's a pivotal factor, but I reckon that it's not negligible, either. Professing a lack of concern is, I suspect, something people say so as to not seem shallow.
Then again, generalizing about "women" is a dangerous game. There are three and a half billion of them; preferences no doubt run the gamut, but I do wonder where they cluster.
Lettuce consider that question for awhile...
Eggplantation isn't effected by length.
I've never used those exact words, granted, but I've said I'm tiny down there at least 100 times here.
This is probably different though, because in reality it isn't tiny.
It's just small.
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