When did you last have sex?

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When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. SPOCKED

    SPOCKED Admiral Premium Member

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    I made a delicious new meat sauce last night. I'm pretty sure I orgasmed during supper.

    Spaghetti meat sauce, you pervs! :devil:
     
  2. milo bloom

    milo bloom Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Not really. Growing up we didn't attend church unless we were visiting out of state relatives (my dad's dad was a Church of God minister), and even as a youth, I felt them to be such a dreadful waste of a beautiful Sunday morning.

    In the last few years, my wife and I tried going to a Unitarian Universalist church the occasional Sunday morning, but that still felt like it was cutting into our real life.
     
  3. AJBryant

    AJBryant Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    >boggle<

    You know, I never thought about that.

    I did ask an ex girlfriend (a million years ago) if I was "good", though, and she thought so. ;) :devil:
     
  4. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Last century :( :(
     
  5. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    Saying I would love to is like saying Africans Croc's like Antelope.
    But I said I would wait till marriage or Since my ideal wife would be atheist, a ceremony like a wedding. (Is there something like that?)
     
  6. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    As George Michael said, "Sex is best when it's....one on one." Of course, considering the source, I'm not sure how much we should listen to him... ;)
     
  7. TorontoTrekker

    TorontoTrekker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Sure - it's called a commitment ceremony if you still do it in a religious setting. Or you can have a civil ceremony and avoid religion altogether.
     
  8. Aldo

    Aldo Admiral Admiral

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    A little over two years ago. And it wasn't the most positive experience for me.

    I suppose I miss it, but I'm the kind of guy that wants it to mean something. I'm not just going to jump into bed with random women just to get my rocks off.
     
  9. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    Same here. good choice.
    (sadly and at the same time Hilarious, no girl would do that with me, so its not like its an option for me)
     
  10. Garak

    Garak Salty Dog Premium Member

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    My wife decided to give me some action and deal with my light sobbing afterwards roughly 28 hours ago.
     
  11. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    that nice.
     
  12. AJBryant

    AJBryant Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I feel your pain, my compadre.
     
  13. Dimesdan

    Dimesdan "Down with this sort of thing!" Premium Member

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    Late yesterday morning and then early afternoon. I'm putting it in twice because she orgasmed one of those times, as did I.
     
  14. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    I am surprised to find this thread, but thats over, I know now that anything goes. Now it makes me surprised that there isn't a what size do you prefer thread, or other sex related threads. Then again, the first topic maybe going a bit to far. :devil:
     
  15. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    This is my favorite response to this thread. :D

    I would be interested in the results of this thread. My hypothesis is that I am perfect.
     
  16. Goji

    Goji Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Never - and I have next to zero interest in that changing.
     
  17. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    Never... since flying solo doesn't count.
     
  18. TrekNut87

    TrekNut87 Captain Captain

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    Never since the solo thing doesn't fly and I'm really waiting for the right guy to come along.
     
  19. DarkHelmet

    DarkHelmet Admiral Admiral

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    And then poof - you woke up.
     
  20. Infern0

    Infern0 Captain Captain

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    about 2 months, it's not been good times