When did you last have sex?

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When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. RandyS

    RandyS Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Those records are sealed.
     
  2. kitkat

    kitkat Admiral Admiral

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    I said more than 1 day ago but that was before last night...the hubby can hardly keep up with me, but he likes trying. Were it up to me, it would be several times a day, but he has to go to work... :lol:
     
  3. John O.

    John O. Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    There's the kitkat I remember from the old days, slobbering up the Enterprise forum! :lol: We always ran outta mops when you were around! :p
     
  4. AJBryant

    AJBryant Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Ah, the good ones are always taken....
     
  5. Capn Flukie

    Capn Flukie Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    And taken repeatedly. ;)
     
  6. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    could be either. but you're not my type either...

    and neither are you...
     
  7. Scout101

    Scout101 Admiral Admiral

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    Despite the stereotype, I'd guess NONE of them.
     
  8. Peacemaker

    Peacemaker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    So, that's when you went to jail! :devil:
     
  9. infinix

    infinix Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I'm voter #100... YES.

    And seriously? who is having sex right as they were voting? Focus, people. I can multitask as well as anybody, but some things are better enjoyed when being done one at a time.
     
  10. Gryffindorian

    Gryffindorian Vice Admiral Admiral

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    That's no fun. :lol:
     
  11. infinix

    infinix Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I second that...
     
  12. Shazam!

    Shazam! Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    If the good ones are always taken is spoken by a single person does that mean that that single person isn't a good one?
     
  13. KJbushway

    KJbushway Commodore

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    I haven't met a girl brave enough to stand me long enough. :rofl:
     
  14. Gaith

    Gaith Vice Admiral Admiral

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    You are aware that the "ones" referred to in the phrase are "women", not "people", oui? ;)


    You know the old joke: women are like parking spaces. The good ones are already taken, the rest are... well... this ain't TNZ, so you'll have to google it. :p
     
  15. Stephen!

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  16. TorontoTrekker

    TorontoTrekker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I'm somewhere between J. Allen and Trekker4747, and that's all I'll say on that topic.

    Hm, maybe I should rephrase that...

    Nah, that's no fun.
     
  17. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Bow-chicka-wow.
     
  18. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    [straightens tie]

    You can sit anywhere you want, sexy. :D
     
  19. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Mod Awakens Moderator

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    I answered "I'm having sex right now!" two days ago, and that answer still applies.

    Tantrically yours, Sting.
     
  20. Mary Ann

    Mary Ann Knitting is logical Premium Member

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    Ah, so you were typing that with your...never mind.
     

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