When did you last have sex?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Robert Maxwell, Mar 17, 2011.

?

When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. Bears Discover Fire

    Bears Discover Fire Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2002
    Location:
    Hell-A
    3 words:

    Hitachi

    Magic

    Wand
     
  2. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2002
    Location:
    Ohio, USA
    When I rule the world, you're getting a cabinet post. :D
     
  3. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2003
    Location:
    Bursting through walls.
    Can i be Secretary of Keeping it Real?
     
  4. Tiberius

    Tiberius Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2005
    My girlfriend is back now, so.... :D
     
  5. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2006
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    I've been married for about 15 years, so I'll say about 15 years.
     
  6. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2002
    Location:
    Ohio, USA
    My friend, I wouldn't have it any other way. :D
     
  7. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Location:
    Tumblr Gardens
    My sister is currently asleep on the couch and probably will be for the rest of spring break.

    Looks like no sex for me or hubby until next Monday
     
  8. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2009
    Location:
    America after the rain
    Put a sock on your door, man.
     
  9. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Location:
    Tumblr Gardens
    I don't need to scar her for life.

    God knows my mother has done that enough.

    I can live. My husband is another story. :lol:
     
  10. Australis

    Australis Writer Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2005
    Send her to the movies. Or Cancun. Or whatever college students do.

    (I'm assuming she is a college student).
     
  11. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Location:
    Tumblr Gardens
    Junior in high school.



    I guess the movies could work
     
  12. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2003
    Location:
    Bursting through walls.
    Don't they have slumber parties anymore?
     
  13. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Location:
    Tumblr Gardens
    Sure. When you have friends.


    My sister only has about three friends. Hence why she's at my house.
     
  14. Myasishchev

    Myasishchev Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2009
    Location:
    America after the rain
    My sister had sex probably a hundred times in the room next to mine, and I'm okay.

    Right?

    Well, I mean, I don't think causation could be established.

    Of course, it helps that it took me a long time to figure out, on account of my sister being a lesbian. Sorta walked in one day, since it was the shortest route to the bathroom. "Ohhhhh. So that's why you keep the doors closed when you're 'talking.' " You know what's funny? I just realized that although I've known for years (and have never particularly cared outside wanting to bang her one actually-bisexual and attracted-to-me girlfriend, in part out of one-upsmanship that turns out to be petty jealousy and part out of hot), I have no idea whether my parents know or not. I've never heard my dad mention it, but I don't talk to him about having sex with girls either. I think I'll ask her next time I talk to her.
     
  15. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    Just be really really quiet Honey.

    A friend of mine has constant dry spells in her marriage. A month here, a month there because she has relatives who come and stay for a month and she doesn't want to do it when they are in the next room. Every weekend because she has family who stay every weekend as well (unavoidable). Then there is all the too tired, have to get up early nonsense so the free times are quickly gone and it's dry time again. Really not good IMHO for either the marriage or the family relationships.

    Then I had this other friend who told me an average of how often she and her husband had sex and when I did the math it worked out to 6 times a year.

    :eek:


    This is with someone she ADORED.. but it just wasn't important to her. Both of these people are married to very passive men who just placate and try and keep their wives happy at all times.

    I dunno.. for me it's a "what is wrong with this picture" puzzle since these are otherwise happy marriages looking I'm looking at.
     
  16. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2007
    Ah, so a normal marriage, then.
     
  17. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Location:
    Tumblr Gardens
    :alienblush::alienblush:

    That's not exactly possible for me :shifty:

    :alienblush:
     
  18. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    I dunno. I would probably whack someone with a newspaper if I thought they were trying to placate me.
     
  19. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2007
    I was being a smartass, dear. ;)
     
  20. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2007
    Location:
    inside teacake
    So was I but I better uhhh.. not explain myself.

    I AM LEAVING THE THREAD NOW, I HAZ A HEADACHE.