When did you last have sex?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Robert Maxwell, Mar 17, 2011.

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When did you last have sex?

  1. Never

    48 vote(s)
    20.2%
  2. More than 1 year ago

    41 vote(s)
    17.2%
  3. More than 6 months ago

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. More than 3 months ago

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. More than 1 month ago

    13 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. More than 1 week ago

    37 vote(s)
    15.5%
  7. More than 1 day ago

    50 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. More than 1 hour ago

    25 vote(s)
    10.5%
  9. More than 1 minute ago

    6 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I'm having sex right now!

    7 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. COMIXx

    COMIXx Ensign Newbie

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    AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow in this thread, you really have to be careful of what you say :guffaw:

    As for me, I have no knowledge in the...bedroom department shall I say
    But hey, one day when Im in a relationship with someone mature....
     
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  2. The Boy Who Cried Worf

    The Boy Who Cried Worf Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks John and Shameless. I am already getting some good ideas. Say have either of you seen the Human Centipede?:whistle:
     
  3. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Ugh, i am NOT going through that again. That weekend is something best forgotten.

    I mean ... what? :shifty:
     
  4. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    I haven't had sex in a 11 days!

    I'm dying over here. My stupid husband has to be a dumb doctor and work in the ER and he hasn't been home in two days! And then before that he was at a medical teaching thing in Roseville!

    Add all of that to I'm pregnant and these hormones are destroying me!

    Basically I'm dying over here without sex.
     
  5. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    *sigh*

    Okay.

    [takes off pants]


    (I kid! :D)
     
  6. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

    You're just offering it to everyone aren't yah? :lol:
     
  7. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Well... yes. It's my nature. :lol:
     
  8. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    Can't blame you. ;)
     
  9. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    What can I say? I find it to be an engaging hobby. Way better than stamp collecting. :ouch:
     
  10. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    Or gardening . . . Or knitting . . .

    Sex is wonderful . . .


    I'm pretty sure 11 hours needs to pass now! :guffaw:
     
  11. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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  12. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    If it helps, I'll probably have to wait weeks or even months before my next romantic entanglement. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, whomever she is, I'm going to spend all night reciting Klingon love poetry. Occasionally I'll come up for air. :devil:
     
  13. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    :( Poor you. I hope you get someone soon, but you might want to hold off on the Klingon love poetry for a few days. :lol:


    I hear cantaloupe works as well :devil:
     
  14. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    The fun is in the practice! :D

    Wait, coming or going? Because that's important. :lol:
     
  15. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    :rofl:

    I can say "Revenge is a dish best served cold." But I learned that from Big Bang Theory.

    :devil:
     
  16. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You've been holding out on us over in HiJs Mair!! You have never brought up fruit.
     
  17. HoneyBLilly

    HoneyBLilly Commodore Commodore

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    Did you want me to teacake? :lol:
     
  18. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    And I think we have figured out why you will not have sex for a loooooooonnng time. ;)
     
  19. ITL

    ITL Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Nah, J could declare this in a strong, manly voice at a sci-fi con and before you know it he'd be beating off admirers with a big stick. So to speak.

    :D
     
  20. Squiggy

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