Whatever happened to Starship Exeter?

Discussion in 'Fan Productions' started by TK421, Dec 13, 2008.

  1. Expo67

    Expo67 Captain

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    If you're quoting Chekov from TMP, it's "Deck Five, Keptin. Officer's Quarters."
     
  2. lennier1

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    If you're quoting Chekov you might as well go straight to the one about "radiation surges".
     
  3. number6

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    Only about the size of my head.
     
  4. number6

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    Playboy?? Pfffft! That kid's stuff.

    When did Star Trek fans become so prudish?

    Bring on Nude Trek!
     
  5. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Oh, it's wa-a-a-y beyond that.

    One of the weirdest expressions of the "fan film" ethos I've seen is that Hustler Studios production that was released to take advantage of the Star Trek 2009 movie - This Ain't Star Trek. That a lot of the folks involved - certainly the set designers and costumers, and some of the actors - brought an absolutely fannish mentality and enthusiasm to it was pretty obvious.

    This link is to an article at Variety.com, and you can't get any more "safe for work" than that, rest assured:

    http://weblogs.variety.com/hal/2009/04/star-trek-the-porno-remake-slated-for-may-12-release.html

    One thing I'd like to know is who did their artwork for the eye-level displays around the consoles - it looks pretty damned authentic, though the cels are not lined up with the right stations (Uhura's has some engineering diagrams, etc)? You suppose they got it the same place Phase II did?
     
  6. Captain Robert April

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    Let's not forget the six "Sex Trek" movies...
     
  7. Psion

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    [Does a little searching on Google]

    Sasha Grey as a Vulcan?! Giggity!

    [clicks on a link]

    Awww, crap, they got her ears wrong.

    [closes link]
     
  8. MANT!

    MANT! Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    She has ears?..hmm didn't notice...
     
  9. number6

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    I won't be satisfied until I've seen every Trek character in the buff. Who wouldn't want that?
     
  10. Expo67

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    It may be kid's stuff to you, but to others it's tasteful and not offensive. Most of all, it is not trashy like Penthouse.

    Anyway, I thought this thread was about Starship Exeter. Not some pornographic version of Star Trek.

    DS9Saga, if you have any other pics to help this thread stay on topic, now is the time to post some.
     
  11. number6

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    Topic, shmopic.. It will be done when it's done. The sets are packed in a garage somewhere, the actors have all gone on with their lives.. It's been years, not months.. Obviously no one is in a hurry to get 'er done, so what else could we talk about??

    And honestly, why do you keep dressing down those who are less offended by nudity and sex than you obviously are??

    You are bereft of fun, sir!
    :(
     
  12. Psion

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    Awww ... leave the poor guy alone. He means well and stuff. Besides, I can't agree more with his efforts to cajole more production stills from DS9Sega. In fact, I'd love to see some behind-the-scenes stuff, too, if some is available.

    By the way, DS9Sega ... I know your avatar is supposed to be a Gorn and a human engaged in a passionate encounter, but every time I see the thumbnail from the corner of my eye, my mind registers it as a man vomiting up a giant, green worm-thing. Like the tequila worm from Poltergeist II.

    Nah ... not you're fault, it's entirely my own quirk, but I've been looking for an opportunity to share it and now's no better than any other.
     
  13. number6

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    The "Kirk On Gorn" avatar is gem stuff!!
     
  14. RobertBernardo

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    Very interesting! I like the use of the wide-angle lens. Lighting is good. Is that a shot with the camera trucking/tracking backward as the Captain walks forward?
     
  15. Captain Robert April

    Captain Robert April Vice Admiral Admiral

    I'm still stuck on Anne Hathaway naked....
     
  16. number6

    number6 Vice Admiral

    That's because you don't bathe!
    :lol:
     
  17. Expo67

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    Just to clarify things, I am not offended by nudity(female nudity that is)and sex. I just think that there is a time and a place for it. Be it the physical act or discussion of it.

    This BB is not one of those places.

    In case you have forgotten, there are women who also visit this board, too. And they may not appreciate such discussions of a carnal nature.

    If that brands me as bereft of fun in your eyes, so be it.

    Better to be branded as an old fashioned Englishman and gentleman, than as a disrespecting, sex-starved, sexist pig like Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy(a character who should have contracted AIDS/HIV and died a long time back for his sexual promiscous(?)activities).

    There is such a thing as being respectful of women. And judging by the remarks that have been made here, it looks as if some have very little respect for the opposite sex.
     
  18. number6

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    Who decided that nudity is exclusively for the pleasure of men and not women? Are you actually suggesting that someone who contracts AIDS/HIV deserves it??

    I think you're the one who is being disrespectful by sullying this free spirited bit of fun that some people have been known to have on a message board.

    In case you've forgotten, this is a BBS, not a monastery. Lighten up.
     
  19. Expo67

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    A very infallible method for assuring permanent partner fidelity.

    Most illogical. :vulcan:
     
  20. number6

    number6 Vice Admiral

    Only if you lube with superglue.
     

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