What if this conversation took place between Archer and Trip?

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  1. ArcherNX01

    ArcherNX01 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Archer

    Hey Trip?

    Trip

    Yeah?

    Archer

    Dinner at the captains mess tonight?

    Trip

    Sure

    Archer

    (With a sly grin) We are having an ELIZABETHan Banquette

    Trip

    Is your father going to be there?
     
  2. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Are you implying that Henry Archer was Elizabeth Tucker's real dad?
     
  3. Mach5

    Mach5 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    This fucking thread...

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  4. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    There, there.. it will all be okay..
     
  5. ArcherNX01

    ArcherNX01 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Or if you wanted to make Trip the bully:

    Trip

    Hey Captain, you coming to movie night tonight?

    Archer

    Yeah why not? it's being a while.

    Trip

    (With a sly grin) We are watching "my father the hero".

    Archer

    Is it going to be followed by Sister Act?
     
  6. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm glad I'm too dim to get it. Hurrah!
     
  7. ArcherNX01

    ArcherNX01 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    They are having a dig at the fact that someone in their family is dead, the other makes a witty comeback against the dead in the others family.

    Love your avatar by the way.
     
  8. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Thank you. Your joke is now funny.
     
  9. gblews

    gblews Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "witty"? :wtf:
     
  10. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Okay so..

    What if this conversation took place between Phlox and Reed?

    Phlox: I'm sure you'll be very pleased to know I have synthesized an enzyme that will now enable you to insert pineapples!

    Reed: In... sert?

    Phlox: Oh no need to play coy with me Lieutenant, such practices are embraced on Denobula. Why my third wife..
     
  11. HopefulRomantic

    HopefulRomantic Phloxist Moderator Moderator

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    :wtf:

    What on earth...?

    Never mind.
     
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