What If: Captain Riker of the USS Voyager

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Emperor Norton, Apr 24, 2014.

  1. Melakon

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    I'll admit the Seven sisters was partly an astronomical joke.
     
  2. HIjol

    HIjol Admiral and Consummate Peacemaker Premium Member

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    ...what the hell is this?
     
  3. Melakon

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    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCM6TZgTMI[/yt]
     
  4. teacake

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    How about if we have Captain Riker and then he de-evolves into:

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    And Neelix has to shoot him. And since he's no longer human, he is an animal, they just turn him into a good roast.
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    Are you sure that's from Genesis?

    Is he really giving the finger, or has this picture been photoshopped?
     
  6. teacake

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    It is from memoryalpha. He is really giving the finger. Probs Neelix is approaching him with a basting brush and an armful of leola roots.
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    what hell is this
     
  8. teacake

    teacake Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    OH LOOK

    [yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tasLNEPhnxU[/yt]
     
  9. Melakon

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    That's Frakes out of makeup.
     
  10. Emperor Norton

    Emperor Norton Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    At this point, I don't know.
     
  11. Melakon

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    I've had plenty of threads I've started in VOY forum that go off the rails, but never as fast as this did.
     
  12. JanewayRulz!

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    As mentioned "upthread", he'd try to make out with B'Elanna but she'd just put him out an airlock. :klingon:

    He'd try to make out with Kes but the EMH would have him up on charges of pedophilia since she's still under 1 year of age. :alienblush:

    He'd try to make out with Seska, but she'd just kill him with a DQ venom and take over the ship. :rommie:

    If the EMH somehow managed to save him anyway, :rolleyes: and the crew defeated Seska, then he would have tried to make out with Seven and been electrocuted by some ill placed implants. :guffaw:



    Actually, I think we got triple Sevens in that ep where the EMH writes a holonovel. Quadruple if you count the Seven who activated the novel as a participant.
     
  13. teacake

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    And let's not forget one of those Seven's in JRulez Quadruple 7 Fantasy is conveniently disrobed already..

    We'll just use a code for this epic idea, I deem it "28".
     
  14. Melakon

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    7 x 13 = 28

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o[/yt]

    Clip is not identified, but appears to be from Little Giant involving vacuum cleaners.

    If no embed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o
     
  15. teacake

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    It's just the x and the + are only a difference of how many drinks you've had.
     
  16. JanewayRulz!

    JanewayRulz! Vice Admiral Admiral

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    What??? :confused:

    Sput... :cardie:

    sputter... :wtf:

    coff... :alienblush:

    ACK! :eek:

    MY fantasy? :rolleyes:

    Don't you mean YOUR fantasy??? :p

    This is closer to my fantasy. :drool:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDvhpRClGxU

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDvhpRClGxU[/yt]
     
  17. teacake

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    Well I just assumed JRulez that while you may have been meh about ONE 7 the overwhelming yumminess of FOUR 7's converted you. I mean, because you were counting, heh.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

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    During the middle of WWII in a German POW camp, the commandant addresses his charges with a prepared speech about the imminent change of conditions therein forthwith... "Achtung! Concerning this evenings meal! I have good news and bad news! The bad news is that there is shit for dinner! The good news is that there is plenty of it!"
     
  19. teacake

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    You know all that punching Buffy does on Spike? Suddenly, I get it.
     
  20. AgentCoop

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    Captain Riker in "Caretaker": Ocampa, Shmocampa! Let's go home!

    Shortest Trek ever.