What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this character ?

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  1. BDuncan

    BDuncan Lieutenant Junior Grade

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    If you were a character in a horror film, where the character you'd be, would have their head cut off, but you'd be able to make a final humorously and creatively witty one liner, what would you say.

    It can be something original, or any personal, greatly admired witty horror film quote that's already been used in any greatly admired horror film/s.
     
  2. Jono

    Jono Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Whatever the script had me say. I like to be professional.
     
  3. Admiral James Kirk

    Admiral James Kirk Writer Admiral

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    "Send me to the head of the class!"

    "Anybody in the mood for head cheese?"

    "I never did have a good head on my shoulders!"

    "Talk about giving head!"
     
  4. sojourner

    sojourner Admiral Admiral

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    "I always knew you'd do anything to get ahead. I just never thought it would en tale losing mine".
     
  5. Itisnotlogical

    Itisnotlogical Commodore Commodore

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    Should have quit while I was still a head.
     
  6. Silvercrest

    Silvercrest Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    HA! Fool! You can kill me ... but you'll never surpass me. I'll always be a head.
     
  7. sojourner

    sojourner Admiral Admiral

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    "This is the last time I stick my neck out for you!"
     
  8. Mike Farley

    Mike Farley Commodore Commodore

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    "Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
     
  9. Mr. Adventure

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    If you continue on this course of action you will soon find defeat.
     
  10. RoJoHen

    RoJoHen Awesome Premium Member

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    Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

    "Fuck you, asshole!"

    If I'm getting my head chopped off, being witty would not be my primary concern.
     
  11. Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Flying Spaghetti Monster Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I guess he won't be attending that hat convention in July
     
  12. Greg Cox

    Greg Cox Admiral Admiral

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    "Let them eat cake!"
     
  13. Davros

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    "Again?"
     
  14. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Re: What horror film one liner would you use,if you were this characte

    Ouch.
     
  15. Starbreaker

    Starbreaker Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    AHHHHHHHHH
     
  16. Foxhot

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    ''How typical.''

    Spoon from DOG SOLDIERS had a great last line after losing a five-minute fight in a kitchen against a giant werewolf. Something on the order of ''I hope you choke on it, yew bloody bastard.''
     
  17. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Axe and you shall receive.
     
  18. Trekker4747

    Trekker4747 Boldly going... Premium Member

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    *looking up at the chopper* - "XYZ"
     
  19. Mr. Laser Beam

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    "Please don't roll my head across the floor like it's a bowling ball."
     
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  20. XFozzboute

    XFozzboute Captain Captain

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    "Just ignore me. I'm a no body."