What happened with Kes and Neelix?

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  1. teacake

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    What?

    Anyway Ethan Phillips is awesome and seemed to really enjoy his role. Unlike some people he was never standing there looking like he'd had a lobotomy for whole scenes.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    Well to be fair on Wang, they wanted him to play a good clean cut whitebread Richie Cunningham in space type of character...An example of never doing anything naughty because he's never done anything.

    You're Judy Robinson and these are your choices on who to lose your virginity to...

    Your Brother?

    Your Father?

    The Robot?

    A reasonably handsome space adventurer who happens to be as dull as a bag of door knobs with a broken spaceship?

    A genius, Spy, chronic liar with ambitions of conquering the universe?

    (Now feel sorry for Penny wading into your sloppy seconds.)
     
  3. teacake

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    Penny can have the Dull Don.

    I will of course take the dangerous older genius. He looks educational.
     
  4. Guy Gardener

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    Are you using the classic tv series or the 1998 movie as you're casting all this porn in your brain?

    Gary Oldman vs. Matt LeBlanc is actually a tough decision.

    Have you ever seen a sitcom called "The Loop"?

    In it Mimi Rogers would say the dirtiest things.
     
  5. Melakon

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    Dr. Smith After Teacake: Oh the pain, the pain!
     
  6. teacake

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    Classic tv series.

    However the 1998 is no contest, I don't really enjoy looking at Matt LeBlanc :lol:

    Oldman is more interesting all round.

    And no of course I have not seen The Loop.
     
  7. teacake

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    No Drew Barrymore for YOU!
     
  8. Guy Gardener

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    The thing about 10 year old sitcoms that were cancelled after less than 20 episodes... Is that they are not rerun, and you will never accidentally bump into them while drunk channel surfing at 3 am.

    Never mind, just another amazing piece of comedy you can live without.

    Carry on.

    Don't give it another thought.
     
  9. teacake

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    Oh great, torment me with my great weakness. The thought that I might miss something.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

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    Well I've given you the address tot he website I use for old tv shows 4 times now, and I've already checked... It's there.

    But what if this dalliance got in the way of all your dancing celebrity cooking gameshows?
     
  11. teacake

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    You mean my triumphant appearance on them as the all dancing steamed pork buns girl?
     
  12. Guy Gardener

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    Stop trying to be sexy, it's not going to work.
     
  13. teacake

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    Are you saying that steamed pork buns are NOT sexy?

    What are you some kind of vegan?!
     
  14. Guy Gardener

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    If India Fisher is narrating, I'm tucking a napkin into my collar..
     
  15. Melakon

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  16. teacake

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    I hate to tell you this but in vegan social circles if you pretend to be vegan in order to attract attractive women and you are found out you will tossed out of the drum circle and banned from all the cool activities. No one will serve you a soy chai latte again.
     
  17. teacake

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    Those cigarettes look awkward. Where are their eyes? How do they not fall into each other?

    So, dancing and pork buns song..

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avOrVsBk290[/yt]
     
  18. Guy Gardener

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    If one of them smokes half a pack of old gold, is it incest or cannibalism?
     
  19. LMFAOschwarz

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    How did you all go from Ethan Phillips to this in so short a span?!
     
  20. teacake

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    It's Melakon's fault.

    So.. how 'bout that Ethan?

    I did enjoy seeing him at a con, he was lovely. I have frequently met people who LOVE Neelix, the IRL opinion of the character seems to be at odds with internet. But I have had that happen with a lot of Trek.

    So here's a Neelix question I've always been unsure of. Why/How did Barclay name his cat Neelix? How did he ever hear this name?
     

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