What do you want for Christmas?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Holdfast, Nov 19, 2008.

  1. msbae

    msbae Commodore

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    I like your thinking here. It's hard not to love a busty Ginger with a love for Science. As the Talosian Keeper would say, she'd produce highly intelligent children. :techman:
     
  2. Mallory

    Mallory Moderator Admiral

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    I'm sure we'd all chip in and buy you one if you promise to star in your own porno. :)
     
  3. Crusher Disciple

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    My costar will be Christian Bale. :angel:

    ETA: I'm thinking of doing a Dr Who based series, and have Christian regenerate into David Tennant....
     
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  4. An Officer

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    Inner peace, then?
     
  5. Holdfast

    Holdfast Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Forget the fur, Harrods has been run into the ground since Fayed took over. Even ignoring the extreme kitsch of the fake gold everywhere and the disturbing joke that is the shrine to Dodi, the whole store has lost any sense of magic. I thought they were improving about a year ago, but my most recent visit just confirmed the decline.

    Oh yeah, I need some new socks too. Good idea!


    You just escape being nuked by being too cool for school. That, and with your record, you're probably immune to the blast.

    Locutus gets a brand new radiation-suit, for the perfect funny quote.


    The rest of you schmaltz-merchants though, no mercy:

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  6. An Officer

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    :lol:

    If I had loads of cash for Xmas, I would splash out on:

    A sleek Armani watch
    Wii and a boxing game
    Tattoo
    Dior sunglasses
    Diesel jeans
    Knee length wool jacket
    A drawer full of Diesel underwear
    Loads of wool socks
    Soft leather shoulder bag
    A trip to Greece

    I better quit before I depress myself.
     
  7. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    So I'm going to be a woman? Well, at least I'll get more dates. Unfortunately, they will be with men. :(
     
  8. ria 75

    ria 75 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    A boyfriend and an iPod. Maybe a kitten. Like Flux Capacitor. I mean, Flux Capacitor's kittens. :D
     
  9. JuanBolio

    JuanBolio Admiral Admiral

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    I want to replace the nativity scene in front of my local church with a satanic version. Mary being raped by rabid lambs, Joseph impaled in Satan's trident, a demon stuffing baby Jesus in its fiery jaws... the works.

    :devil:
     
  10. Gep Malakai

    Gep Malakai Vice Admiral Admiral

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    That reminds me--I want a lesbian for Christmas. Just because.





    Oh, and the FINAL FREAKING EPISODES OF BSG!!!! :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:
     
  11. Hermiod

    Hermiod Admiral Admiral

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    No, we're going to write your character as an alcoholic Cylon instead.
     
  12. Ben Sisko3

    Ben Sisko3 Commodore Commodore

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  13. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Normally that Post wouldn't disturb me, but as a response to mine.... :cardie:

    By your command. * Hic *
     
  14. Philo

    Philo Commodore Commodore

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    I want what I was supposed to get for my birthday. :)
     
  15. TGTheodore

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    A decent job. Heck, a lousy job that PAYS like a decent job.

    --Ted
     
  16. ria 75

    ria 75 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    NEWSFLASH - LESBIANS DON'T LIKE MEN.
    How many times must we say it?
     
  17. Philo

    Philo Commodore Commodore

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    You're right. Lesbians are like a bad tax write-off.
     
  18. Hermiod

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    1.3 million. :p

    Hopefully, however, they'll replace the "don't like" with "aren't sexually attracted to", though.

    Actually, I'm less attracted to her in that photo. One of the things I like about her is that she dresses attractively without just copying out of a fashion magazine and doing what that tells her to do.

    She reminds me of tsq in that respect.:cool:
     
  19. ria 75

    ria 75 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Yeah, that's what I meant. I think I was more explicit in the MB thread a couple of weeks ago. He was saying lesbians hated men and I said that was a huge cliché. Lesbians may get along with men better than with some straight women.
     
  20. Hermiod

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    To be fair, though, I know one who does. It got to the point where our Human Resources department had to have a word with her.

    Thankfully, I have friends like Niorah.:D