Was Neelix bordering being a stalker?

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  1. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    What the HELL does that have to do with anything?
     
  2. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You know how when you kiss a man and you get stubble rash on your face from spending to long inspecting his tonsils?

    Now imagine you're naked and wrestling around with some guy covered in brush from toe to forehead?

    You'd end up with stubble rash from your own toes to forehead.

    A week with a guy like that and you'd be bleeding everywhere.
     
  3. R. Star

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    One would assume that's being used to voice that he's conventionally not attractive, given the context of the rest of that statement.

    Really Neelix should have treated Kes like a goddess instead of a quasi-possession he gets insanely jealous over. That he has a girlfriend is a proof that the galaxy is a kind place. :p
     
  4. T'Girl

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    Personal experience?

    :)
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    Yes.

    I never lose at truth or dare.
     
  6. R. Star

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    What did you win again? ;)
     
  7. Guy Gardener

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    If I recall this once, I stayed in the game long enough to suggest that a fabulous redhead do some cartwheels.
     
  8. teacake

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    Slashing Guy Gardener: Stubble Your Pleasure II
     
  9. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I gave as good as I got.

    But that's only one of half a dozen occasions when I visited boytown.
     
  10. teacake

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    The whole body should not have stubble so really, nude Neelix shouldn't cause rashes. Hives maybe.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    He shaved everything to dress up as a Ferengi.
     
  12. teacake

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    OH. Yes.

    That must have been some itch during regrowth.
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    Follicle stimulator.

    Seven had one used on her in the beginning.

    Most of the crew would have been balded during Dark Frontier.
     
  14. teacake

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    Neelix's potential repulsiveness just keeps getting debunked over and over in this thread.
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    Would you date a drug dealer?
     
  16. FreddyE

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    If it was a handsome, strong drug dealer and I wouldn´t have to buy anything....maybe? ;-)
     
  17. teacake

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    It depends on what the drugs are. Are they science fiction augment your life drugs that liberatarian rebels trying to escape the Federation root beer seek out? Sure, if I believed in the drugs.

    Death sticks though, no.
     
  18. Guy Gardener

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    In Fair Trade, Neelix dealt drugs, there's nothing hypothetical about this.

    Smuggling is not dealing.

    Smuggling is worse or better?
     
  19. teacake

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    Better. Han Solo was a smuggler.
     
  20. Guy Gardener

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    If Han Solo had paid his taxes, then the Death Star would have been up and running before Luke got his first training bra.

    Han is a spice smuggler.

    Suggestions are that the spice in question is some sort of recreational narcotic.

    You ever tried to talk to an entrenched pot head?

    You know a real hippy.

    They can't string together much but a collection of vowels.

    Chewie is a Spicehead?
     

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