Warlord and the lesbian kiss

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Tyberius, Mar 10, 2014.

  1. Guy Gardener

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    The Lesbian Kiss that didn't happen which pissed me off was in Fury.

    But is it really a Lesbian Kiss if Kes was kissing (Kessing?) her own temporal doppleganger?

    (Sapphic Smooch?)
     
  2. teacake

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    Is it gay or is it just pure narcissism or is it masturbation or is it..

    It's pretty hot. Remember when there were two Janeways and she was having sexual tension with herself?

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    "My god she's hot.. is she looking at my..?"

    "OH SHE IS SO HOT.. just look at how perfect her.."


    I wonder if David discusses this in his book. Maybe it would be safer for the networks if we had people groping their doppelgangers, the gay sex you are having when you're not having gay sex.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

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    For the Answer to that question... Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, episode 3.

    (If noone is there to tell you, when this happens, they use real twins.)
     
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    OH! I just saw that one and I did not know they were twins!

    I can just imagine what they would have gotten up to if only they'd had a few days together once they got chummy.
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    Anya had just finished planning the threesome when the doppelgänger poofed.

    You don't remember your eyes rolling back in glee when she said that?
     
  6. teacake

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    But I was stymied. They were totally going to do it.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

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    You've been stymied once.

    I've seen that episode at least a dozen times!
     
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    If I was Anya I would be quite peed off about that and looking for another magic stick to get two of them, if only for a few hours.

    Do we ever see anyone ever anywhere go through with this excellent plan for what to do with your own double?
     
  9. Guy Gardener

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    In Red Dwarf young Lister tries to get it on with his older self and his bride at their wedding, but Old Lister told him to Smeg off... But he did frakk a female mirror universe version of himself till she impregnated him with twins.

    Oh.

    Rimmer World.

    :(

    Buck Rogers in the 80s killed at least half a dozen clones of himself... But they were made by that sluty Princess (Pamela Hensley) and the memory is hazy, but before the prime Buck did them all in, I remember a group of Buck clones draping themselves on the scantily and strategically dressed lady, so she at the very least had sex with many of them, one at a time.
     
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    Has anyone, ever, in any fiction done their own double? Not wanted to, not bantered about it, but actually done it.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    The US version of Inspector Spacetime (Luke perry) had to have sex with himself at a specific moment in history because he was both his own grandfather and grandmother.
     
  12. Gov Kodos

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    'The Man who Folded Himself' by David Gerrold has a time traveler who does himself across time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Folded_Himself
     
  13. teacake

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    You know how when you hear your voice recorded it doesn't sound like you, it is really offputting? What if when you meet your doppelganger the whole experience is like that X 10. Am I really that short, do I really move like that, what's with all abruptness, did she/me actually SAY that?!

    I'm wondering now if this is why so few doppelgangers go experimental.
     
  14. Gov Kodos

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    Probably, why so many get exterminated.
     
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    Yep.

    Although in that case, there are no "doubles". All are instances of, literally, the same person, at different points on the timeline.
     
  16. Guy Gardener

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    Heinlein is a freak.
     
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    There's also a film version of that story in the works.
     
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    Another factor is the doppelganger's going to be the opposite of how you're used to seeing yourself in a mirror, most noticeably in hair style. That would be unsettling as well.
     
  19. Guy Gardener

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    Technically human B'Elanna ate Klingon B'Elanna in Voy Faces, but if there was an advantage or if she was cold, Klingon B'Elanna would have frakked human B'Elanna.
     
  20. teacake

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    I dunno, no one gets bothered by that in photos.