Discussion in 'Voyager' started by Akiraprise, Jul 20, 2009.
which somehow had been flooded
with a potent mixture of
steroids and gummy bears. Gorging
themselves on the sumptuous feast,
the Tribbles bred at an
even faster rate than usual.
Tribble muscles were normally hidden
beneath the fur but these
steroid laden behemoths couldn't contain
their pectorals. Janeway saw one
squeezing into the turbolift
, so she grabbed her phaser
, her onion, her window, her
steaming hot cup of Folgers,
her extra large, dusty diaphragm,
and died. The funeral was
attended by no one save
those thinking she wouldn't return.
Which happened to be everyone
except those die-hard hanger-ons who
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