VOY Caption This 98; Con and Conditionality

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    JANEWAY: With this plant being such a mish-mash of species, there's got to be coffee in here somewhere!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Janeway: Okay, I'm sorry that I forgot to water you!

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    Neelix: So, change of plans, everybody RSVPed, then canceled when they realized I'd be here.

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    EMH: My experiment is going well, I'm testing to see how long a Vulcan will maintain composure while I blast Klingon Opera over the speakers.

    Janeway: Thank you for working on this Doctor, next we'll test how much Klingons like root canals.

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    Janeway: Seven, how long will you be keeping Mr. Kim in there?

    Seven: Until the writers stop writing the romance storyline for us.
     
  3. Eydie Munroe

    Eydie Munroe Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    I'm not the judge, but this is a win! :guffaw:
     
  4. Eydie Munroe

    Eydie Munroe Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Indiana Jones: Adios, amigo.

    Next caption contest is on the 18th of January!

    Have fun!
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  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Captain's Log, Supplemental: The Hair Bun Tree of Nernala VII is just not worth the trouble. I'm going back to the Ronco Hair Weasel.


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    Neelix:
    For people who obsess about hygiene, humans are remarkably lax about bathwater in the stew.


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    EMH: His "Pon Farr" turned out to be constipation. It seems Neelix's Taco Tuesdays do not agree with the Vulcan colon.

    Janeway: That explains why there is no Starfleet medical record of the unholy smell.

    EMH: Pity, I was going to write a paper on the syndrome called "Pon Farrting."


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    What is it, Seven?

    The Borg searched for the perfect male enhancement element for centuries. We called it "The Viagara Particle." I believe I have isolated it, Captain.

    Don't just stand there, put it in the ventilation system.
     
  6. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    The next caption contest will be coming up shortly in a few hours time!
     
  7. Ln X

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