VOY Caption This 94; Leverage

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  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "Property of Macktastic Tuvok Flow?"
    You don't see a thing, Doctor.

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    "Professor Truth Blue Love" is a pimp name?
    I'm working on it.

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    Vorik: I'll make you a deal: I'll go beserk once every seven years if you stop going beserk once every seven years.

    B'Elanna: I kill you!!!

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    Kim: Lt William Chapman. Male Caucasian, age 34, top of his class in Astrophysics. Turn-ons: walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain. Turn-offs: angry sex.

    Seven: Next.


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    According to this, Mister Neelix, you've got a redundant character.
    But I can develop it, Doctor! I just need the writing!
    Send in Chakotay or Kim on your way out. Next!
     
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    The Doctor: So then I told Mr. Paris that despite that being anatomically incorrect, as a hologram I actually can "Go-

    Janeway: That's enough, Doctor.

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    Kim: Chapman's a nice guy, but he's calm, polite and friendly. You two have nothing in common.
     
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    Seven: "And this one?"
    Harry: "Ensign Headroom, his friends call him Max."
    Seven: "Snappy dresser."

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  4. Ln X

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    Tuvok: That's where my pimp medallion went.
    Chell: Um...I can explain...


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    Torres: You're a fool Vorik! I am a black belt in Kirk-Fu.
    Vorik: Crap.


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    Kim: Are you sure you want to date him Seven?
    Seven: His profile shows that we would be compatable.
    Kim: You don't know what watersports and S&M are, do you?


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    Doctor: Congratulations Mr Neelix. You've just won the Most Annoying Character in Star Trek Award.
     
  6. Ln X

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