VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!!

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    The weekend starts here! And now...

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    The Go-EMH! award goes to:


    The violated crewmen award goes to;

    The Tuvok's flogging award goes to:


    The diverse genitalia award goes to:



    The wake-up-dead-character! award goes to;


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    And now the special award:

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    Here are the next bunch of pictures to be captioned, the theme this week is ... mutiny!

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    Next caption contest 7th of December. Have fun!
     
  2. Ln X

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    Seska: Sorry Kim, but you are out! (fires phaser)


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    Janeway: Requesting assistance, will accept any help from friend or foe to quash commander Chakotay's mutiny!

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    Neelix was the first person to go in the mutiny...


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    Chakotay: By betraying your captain Tuvok you have just committed an act of utter barbarity!!! ... Well done!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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  8. Triskelion

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