VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done

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  1. Akiraprise

    Akiraprise Vice Admiral Moderator

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    Thanks to everyone who participated in the last Caption Contest! I'm kind of a sucker for Neelix jokes so the winner of the old Golden Neelix goes to:
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    Congrats!

    Here's the next picture for captioning goodness:

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    And by day 37 they were down to the last three in the "Touch the Console" competition. And as everyone had predicted it all came down to the two Borg and the Mad B*tch!
     
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