VOY Caption This 87; A Wise Man Once Said...

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Apologies for the delays in this contest, firstly I was overworked and then when I did find some spare time Photobucket decided to act up on me.

    And now; the winners...

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    The Bohemian Rhapsody award goes to:

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    The implausible stories award goes to:


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    The obsession-with-the-patient award goes to:

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    The Tom-got-frelled award goes to:

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    A great take on the Leola Root Surprise;

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    And now the special award:

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    This is also a photoshop award to; that goes to Finn for the image and the caption goes to Nerys Myk.

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    Congratulations to the winners.

    This week's theme is all about wisdom, witty statements and what not...

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    Have fun!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Neelix starts singing Vulcan hymns...

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    Naturally Seven going poll-dancing in the astronomy lab generated a big turn-out, and they weren't all guys either...

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    Kim: Help me! I'm an Ensign, get me promoted off this ship!


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    Tuvok: A wise man once said that two cleft sticks are better than one.

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    Chakotay: Is that some specially brewed coffee in disguise?
    Janeway: Would I really be that cheap?
     
  3. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Thanks for the win

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    Janeway (VO): Captain's Log. Stardate 48465.3. It has been two days since we entered this alternate reality where the Kazon and Viidians had disappeared and replaced by a Talaxian Empire ruled by clones of Neelix.....billions of Neelixes for the next 1,500 light years in every direction....

    Neelix: Imagine it, Mr. Vulcan. Those stars are full of me..

    Tuvok: *whispers*
     
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  4. R. Star

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Neelix: Oh Mr Vulcan, this reminds me of the time... Mr Vulcan?
    Tuvok: (Please make it stop! Make it stop!)

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    Neelix: I've never seen anything like it!
    Tuvok: Nor have I.
    Janeway: It's called reality TV. I can see it making a comeback.

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    Judge: It is my ruling that the Doctor is sentient. Furthermore, it is the ruling of this court that he is awarded the rank of Lieutenant Commander with all priv--
    Kim: You got to be kidding me, the hologram gets promoted before me?!

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    Tuvok: Mr Neelix, let me tell you an ancient Vulcan proverb. You can take this and shove it up your ass.

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    Chakotay: Should I be trying to pull the glass switch when you're not looking?
    Janeway: Don't worry, I poisoned both and gave myself the antidote.
     
  5. T'Girl

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    ... dah-da .. dah-da .. DAH-DA .. dah-da ..... dah-da .. dah-da .. DAH-DA .. dah-da ...

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  6. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Bow-chicka-wa-wa...Bow-chicka-wa-wa...
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    NEELIX: One Mississippi....Two...Mississippi...Three Mississippi...



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    TUVOK: Hmmm, it would appear everyone was correct. I did have a stick up there.
     
  8. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    Tuvok: No, Mr. Neelix, a chunk of mashed Leola Root is NOT an acceptable substitute for a marshmelon.
     
  9. Finn

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    Janeway: I'm Captain Janeway of the Federation starship Voyager. We are on a journey home 40,000 light years from here. I'm pleased to make contact with your people

    Neelix: We have so much to offer for a cultural and technological exchange

    Queen of the Pixiea (OS): I'm Queen Tin'ker Bel of the Pixiea. We have a sacred wormhole that takes ships 30,000 light years from here. We may allow passage....

    Kim: *sneezes*

    Queen of the Pixiea: *turns red* You dare sneeze in my presence? We will allow no exchange or contact with your people!

    *Viewer shuts off*

    Paris (OS): And you wonder why you haven't been promoted, Harry
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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    JANEWAY: Turns out we weren't in the Delta Quadrant after all. Our sensors were just miscalibrated.

    HARRY: Sorry.
     
  11. Turd Ferguson

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    Much to Neelix's dismay, Mr. Vulcan was highly adept at "hide and seek."

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    Voyager was shocked to learn that DS9 didn't abruptly drop their Maquis storylines with the inclusion of the Dominion arc.

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    "Really, Ensign? Using the MIDAS Array to plead with a Starfleet Admiral to go above Captain Janeway's head and order her to promote you? Not on my watch."

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    Tuvok was not amused when Tom Paris swapped out his data PADD with an notebook and oversized pencil.

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    "Here, Captain Janeway and Commander Chakotay are sitting down to a nice meal. But, little does the Captain know, we've switched out her regular coffee with Leola Root decaffeinated coffee crystals."
     
  12. BirdInJetstream

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    Neelix: "I think it just passed the viewport. It seems to be circling Voyager. Must have escaped your pocket when the cargobay was depressurised"


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    Neelix: "What is this pink thing?"
    Janeway: "They have Croissants!"
    Harry: "Fudge...."
    Tuvok: "Fascinating. This wormhole seems to have its exit in a confectionery. How unusual."

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    Chakotay: "Wow, you must have had really lots of coffee if your hands are shaking that badly"
     
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    Janeway: ". . . Is it pure communication beyond our comprehension? Frankly we just don't know."
    Neelix: "Maybe he's singing to that man."


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    The Bored With Starfleet Hour proved strangely successful with older viewers.


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    "Are you sure you want to try the Talaxian wine?"
    "Just a sip."
    "Your funeral."
     
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  15. Mistral

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    The exact moment when Tuvok realized Mr. Neelix might be with them for decades...
     
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    Neelix: Anybody catch the license number of that SUV?

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    Tuvok: This is boring, Mister Neelix. The Daily Show has now won that category for 10 years in a row.
    Neelix: Yeah, but look! Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon are attacking Jon Stewart!

    Tuvok: 200 Credits on Colbert.

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    Kim: And then, after taking command of the night shift, productivity went up 3%.

    Judge: That's very interesting, Mister Kim, but my question was about whether or not The Doctor should be allowed to control his own works.


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    Tuvok: Row, Row, Row your boat-

    Chakotay: What are you doing?

    Tuvok: This is all I can contribute to the camping trip, as I did not bring Marshmellons or Rocket boots.... Commander, did the Captain go climbing? Oh, no.


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    Janeway: Another round?

    Chakotay: No.

    Janeway: Fine, I'll drink both glasses.
     
  17. Nerys Myk

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  18. Velocity

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    Neelix: And after I soak the leola roots, I boil the leola roots. And after i boil the leola roots i grate the leola roots. And after I grate the leola roots....

    Tuvok: (thinking) Forget Kolinahr. My goal is to preserve what sanity I can around that Talaxian...without killing him...

    Neelix: ...I beat the leola roots and after I...

    Tuvok: ...maybe.
     
  19. Gil T.Azell

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    Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, if you will kindly sit still and remove your pants, I treat your Hemroids with an ancient Vulcan cure, these hot sticks"

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    Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, I told you you couldn't drive a sharp stick up a dead dogs..."

    Neelix (OS) "Screw you Mr Vulcan.."
     
  20. Ln X

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    The next contest will be up this Friday.
     
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