VOY Caption This 86; Delta Flyer Blues...

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Hope you enjoyed the last caption contest, in this one we take a break from the characters and delve into Tom's favorite ship; the Delta Flyer...

    And now; the winners...

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    And now the special award:

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    Congratulations to the winners.

    This week's theme is all about the Delta Flyer...

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    The next contest will be up in about exactly a week, give or take a day.

    Have fun!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Kim: Tom, remember what I said about the cockpit windows being vulnerable during atmospheric descent?
    Tom: Yeah?
    Kim: Then what are we doing flying through the atmosphere of a class-J gas giant?
    Tom: Relax Harry, this ship has one thing going for it; moxy.

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    Crewmen Telfer: It's like from one of those Alien movies you know! When that damned creature bursts out of your body!!!

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    Doctor: Seven's been secretly having orgies on this ship? Well I never...

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    Kim: Erm Tom... This is a starship remember?

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    Janeway: Crewmen Telfer you are not a hypochondriac and if you don't swear to never bother me again with this nonsence I'll crash this ship straight into that asteroid ahead of us!
     
  3. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks for the win! :)

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    "Go go gadget ARM!"

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    Crewman Telfer was always a softie when it came time for George Kirk to ram the Kelvin into the Narada.

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    "Sorry, Seven, Captain's orders... no crewmember is to be in stasis until we can get this Fair Haven situation resolved."

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    Tom Paris' love for SeaQuest DSV became somewhat of an obsession.
     
  4. BirdInJetstream

    BirdInJetstream Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Synchronized diving, olympic since 2000, provides us with another remarkable show: "Young Tom Paris in the Delta Flyer together with his long time colleague Chakotay in the shuttle Cochrane
    have taken up on the challenge of this years galactical diving championship. They had an impressive start, taking up speed nicely, avoiding the asteroids elegantly, but - OH NO, Chakotay isn't synchronous any longer, he did an extra spiral and crashed his shuttle on a observation satellite! Such tragedy! Tom dives from an impressive distance, does
    the proper amount of rotations and dives in a well aimed angle into the water! Well done, although he won't score since his partner got lost. What a shame!"
     
  5. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kim: "I still can't believe you beamed all this replica 20th-century crap off of Voyager"

    Paris: "It has great nostalgic value; I didn't want it all lost to a warp core breach"

    Kim: "You could have beamed some of our friends off instead".

    Paris: "Look, Harry, we're all a little upset right now".

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    Worm Alien: "That's it, I can't stand your theatrics anymore. I'm off".

    Tal Celes: "Don't leave! You're the only one holding this family together!"

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    Down here all the crew is happy
    As off through the waves they roll
    The folks back on Earth ain't happy
    They sad 'cause they in their bowl
    But folks in the bowl is lucky
    They in for a worser fate
    One day when the Borg get hungry
    Guess who's gon' be on the plate

    Under the sea
    Under the sea
    Nobody hate us
    Or try 'ssimilate us
    Oh no siree
    We what defy the regulations book
    Under the sea we off the hook
    We got no troubles
    Not even Chuckles
    Under the sea
    Under the sea
    Now life is well lax,
    We got the gelpacks
    Naturally
    Even the Vulcans start to play
    It's dancing Tuvok all the way
    You'll all be ravin'
    See our Fair Haven
    Under the sea

    Engineering is clearing
    B'Elanna dun runner,
    Seven is chillin', for fun she is willing
    Seska impressed her
    Lon Suder, he wooed her
    William Chapman, knows how to rap man
    What can you say?
    The Delaney Twins
    Are good on the strings
    Lang rockin' out
    The Doctor he sings
    Ayala and Golwat
    Know where it's all at
    Voyager, hey!

    Under the sea
    Under the sea
    See Crewman Chell, playing the bell
    It's music to me!
    What do they got? A lot of orders
    We got a playground wit'out no borders
    Oh Captain Janeway
    know how to partay
    Under the sea
    Watch Mr. Neelix
    Jammin' a new mix
    Under the sea
    Why, even Harry
    A tune he can carry
    That's why it's better
    Down where it's wetter
    Ya we in luck here
    Down in the muck here
    Under the sea!

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    "Well, Mr. Neelix. It seems your declaration of a banquet in honour of the Shloovians has been rejected. The last transmission from their government concerns their abject horror at your threat of Leola Root Surprise, and their decision to activate the planetary self destruct".
     
  6. Alpha Flyer

    Alpha Flyer Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Damn. I knew that eating granola in zero grav was a dumb idea.
     
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  7. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Kim: So why'd you put all these big gizmos and gadgets on this ship?
    Paris: You know it needed them.
    Seven: Overcompensation for lack of something.

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    Celes: Is that a space worm in... er... you or are you just... happy... to see me?


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    Kim: It wasn't necessary to beam up her whole body in tact and dethaw it just to get her Borg neural processor.
    Doctor: I've waited over 30 years to get her on my operating table.

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    Kim: So you've modified this ship to fuel your juvenile fighter jockey fantasies, now it's a submarines.... what's next a Duke of Hazard Buggy in here?

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    Janeway: I don't have the stones for this job?! I have big stones... and if you're not careful they just might crush you!
     
  8. Herkimer Jitty

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    "She beat him to death with his own spine!"

    "That doesn't seem physically possible!"
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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    MAN: Get it off me!!!!!!!

    WOMAN: But that means I have to touch it!!!!
     
  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    HARRY: And this is an improvement, how?
     
  11. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

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  12. BirdInJetstream

    BirdInJetstream Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Tom: "Damn, Harry! This is the manual for the EMHs antibody mixer! Don't tell me the Doc is preparing his vaccinations now with the Delta Flyers instructions!?!"
     
  13. Alpha Flyer

    Alpha Flyer Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    "Methane venting complete -- Flatulence Activation Rear Trajectory on target. Sharks are dispersing.""
     
  14. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    The Delta Flyer didn't, really.
     
  15. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    A new contest tomorrow...
     
  16. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Tom: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
    Harry: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
    Seven: Thunderbolts of lightning, very very frightening me.
     
  17. Velocity

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    Janeway: Mr. Paris, report!

    Paris: I just got shot through a wormhole...I'm on a ship...a LIVING ship...

    Janeway: Mr. Paris what are you saying? Are you drunk?

    Paris: No, just frelled
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  18. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Had a bit of cramming to do with one of my assignments for my mathematics degree, hence the delay in the next contest. Thankfully this Friday is more freed up for time so that's when the next contest will be up.

    Sorry for any delay...
     
  19. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Paris: What is this stuff, Seven?

    Seven: I am detecting concentrations of trigonelline, chlorogenic acids, tannins, polyamines as well as proteins and sugars.... *computer beeps* and a signficant amount of caffeine.

    Torres: I will be damned. The captain was right about this nebula...
     
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  20. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Paris: No, I will NOT stop and ask for directions, I know exactly where we are!

    (pause)

    Has anyone seen Voyager?
     
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