VOY Caption This 83; Curiosity Killed The Cat...

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Sorry for the delay, I've been a bit busy with degree work but I kicked my lazy ass into gear, so we have:

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    The Tribble's Award goes to:

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    The pimp-master award goes to:

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    The coffee-jokes-never-fail award goes to:



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    The continued-degradation-of-pop award goes to:

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    The desperate-for-Spacebook-views award goes to:


    And now the special award:

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    300 jokes aside, here is the photoshop winner:

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    Congrats to the winners!

    Next bunch of pictures to be captioned are:

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    Next contest will be up in about eight or so days from now.

    Have fun!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Tom: Do you think there's a future for us?
    Torres: Um... No.

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    Doctor: As I'm captain don't think for one second Mr Kim that you are about to be promoted.

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    Chakotay: They look like brains!
    Torres: They are brains!
    Chakotay: Really?
    Torres: Can't believe you fell for that one Chakotay.

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    Coffee has been found...

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    Kes: Ever heard of ascent to transcendence?
     
  3. R. Star

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    Paris: I didn't mean to shove it into the anti-matter reactor...
    Torres: That was my favorite stuffed targ, I had him since I was a girl.

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    Kim: Can I have a promotion now, Captain?
    Doctor: Oh very well, since you helped me overthrow Captain Janeway and your medical readings are showing a pair of balls however small, you are hereby promoted to Senior Ensign.

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    Chakotay: This is what's under my pillow?!
    Torres: These are sucking out your soul and willpower when you sleep. That's why you've been so submissive to Janeway these past five years when you used to be so lively.

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    Janeway's reaction to learning she just mated with Paris in Threshold.

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    Kim: I'm not letting you bury me in the sand!
    Torres: Come on Harry, it'll be fun!
     
  4. Cmdr.Druss

    Cmdr.Druss Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Damn it Kim, I'm a Captain not a Doctor!
     
  5. Mistral

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    Paris: "New caption contest."

    Torres: "I noticed."

    Paris: "Got any ideas?"

    Torres: "Not a one."
     
  6. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "A new caption contest!?!"
     
  7. Bob Karo

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    Tom begins humming "The Girl From Ipanema" because of course he does.
     
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    Torres: Kes, do smth, he's hallucinating ...
     
  9. Herkimer Jitty

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    That moment where you wish you'd taken the stairs instead.

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    Kim:
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    Doctor:
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    Chakotay:
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    Janeway:
    "You mean there's a way to get my crew home? And I can destroy it?!" Oh boy!"

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    Kes: "What's the bad news?"

    Torres: "Our shuttle only has enough power to carry two people."

    Kim: "What?"
     
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    "Ah. Here's the entry. On Stardate 46578.3, Captain Janeway specifically said, 'You'll get your promotion over my dead body and the bodies of everybody on this ship.' Since, technically, you don't have a body, being comprised of photons and force fields, can I have my promotion?"
     
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    Tom Paris: *thinking* I could take her to the spa resorts in the caves of Rigel IV and rip each other's clothes off in a passionate embrace of sexual pleasure...

    B'Elanna: *thinking* After aligning the subisolinear Alpha wave relays, I think I'll take a hot bath with some Ktarian tea and watch Nottingham Hill.
     
  12. Turd Ferguson

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    "It's a good thing you're sitting down, Doc. I don't want to alarm you, but according to these sensor readings, we're in an asteroid."


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    "Alright, B'Elanna, we've seen what happens when these things are exposed to spores from cheese. Now, let's see what happens when we expose them to some LDS!"


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    "Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"


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    "Getting thrown into the Delta Quadrant, getting probed by the Caretaker, infected with some weird alien virus, climbing up a never-ending staircase into the desert... there had better be a promotion involved in all this when we get back to Earth, or there'll be some hell to pay!"
     
  13. Cmdr.Druss

    Cmdr.Druss Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Torres:
    "I can't believe you slept with the Captain"
    Paris: "Turn into a lizard and i'll sleep with you too"

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    Kim:
    "According to sensor readings...that's no moon!"

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    Chakotay:
    "The replicators are broken. It's these gel packs or Neelix's cooking"

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    Janeway suddenly realised Tuvok's dinner invitation came during Pon Farr

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    Kim:
    "Are we really going to listen to her?"
    Torres: "She might be a child but she's smarter than you"
     
  14. Violet.Phoenix

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    Thanks for the double win! :bolian:

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    Upon discovering an alien T-Rex outside the turbolift, Tom and B'Elanna put on their best "Don't eat me, I'm not real" faces.

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    Harry: "Well, Doc, I have a report that's going to rock your holomatrix."

    Doc: "If it weren't for the lack of crew members I'd demote you for that one."

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    B'Elanna: "Oh great."

    Chakotay: "What?"

    B'Elanna: "We kept those damn tribbles out of the plasma relays and instead they get into the gel packs. I'm going to be getting fur out of these things for days!"

    Chakotay: "I'll get you a lint brush."

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    Janeway makes the very unfortunate discovery of her fate in Before Dishonor....

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    Sadly, the Ocampan version of kumbaya never caught on with Harry and B'Elanna.
     
  15. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    The next one will have Chakotay to?
     
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    Paris: (Her targ is humping my leg again!)
    Torres: (This is so embarrasing...)

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    Kim: "You want me to configure your holomatrix to make you look like Janeway, so you can fool the crew?"


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    Gelpack1: "OMG... They really exist!"
    Gelpack 2: "I told you so!"
    Gelpack 3: "I am scared."


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    Here we see Janeways 47th attempt to catch the jelly baby which Tuvok is tossing.






     
  17. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    The gel packs were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.
     
  18. T'Girl

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    Kim: ... act and think like James T. Kirk. So that you can get us all back to the Federation by the end of this episode?

    What a great idea, should have thought of this sooner.


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  19. JanewayRulz!

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    B'Elanna: What do you mean when you say you forgot to get your contraceptive shot last quarter?

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    Harry: Here's a computer algorhythm I designed to track down all the women Tom has been with in the last 3 months, complete with frequency of encounters and likelihood of successfull fertilization based on Human/Alien DNA.


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    Chakotay: I don't know... I think I like the old fashioned way, you know, where the child grows inside the Mother.

    B'Elanna: Sure you do, you're a guy... but I don't see Tom volunteering to go through 9 months of morning sickness, back aches and fluid retention, do you?

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    Janeway: You forgot WHAT last quarter?!!?!!?

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    Kes: Do you think its safe enough to go back on board yet?

    Harry: I don't think so... I think I can still hear Janeway scream all the way down here!

    B'Elanna: Sigh. I'm really gonna miss Tom. Harry, ever want to be a surrogate Father?
     
  20. Nerys Myk

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    TORRES: Relax, Harry. I said, "Kes, we may not make it out." not "Kes, do you wanna make out?"
     
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