VOY Caption This 101; A Fresh Start!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Ln X, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2011
    Location:
    The great gig in the sky
    I'm starting this next caption contest a week earlier because the previous one did not seem so popular. I admit that the last caption contest was a bit of an experiment, I wanted to try something different and in any case we're going back to basics with this contest.

    Our winner (there would only be one winner) from the last contest is:


    ///


    Congratulations to our winner, and now the next batch of pictures to be captioned:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    The next contest will start on the 8th of February.

    Have fun!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2011
    Location:
    The great gig in the sky
    [​IMG]
    Janeway: Must you really paint down there?
    Nechani guide: All part of the ritual cleansing captain.

    [​IMG]
    Many years later B'Elanna would use this picture to keep her hatred of Tom simmering on, she would have killed him for cheating on her but he had vanished without a trace...

    [​IMG]
    Tom: Space has speed limits?

    [​IMG]
    Janeway: God, is that you?

    [​IMG]
    Neelix: Don't worry Kes, I'm a survival expert so living with these primitives should be no problem at all.
     
  3. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2012
    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: Is this really part of the ritual?
    MAN IN FOREGROUND: Ritual? Oh, this is awkward. You were looking for the other temple.

    [​IMG]

    B'elana fondly remembers her first love, Nick Lacarno, and realizes similar as they may look, Tom will never replace him in her heart.

    [​IMG]

    MAN: Lieutenant, you call those primitive vector graphics a combat simulator?
    PARIS: Combat simulator? This is a vintage recreation of the original Star Wars arcade game, from back before they knew about epilepsy!


    [​IMG]

    KES: What's going on Neelix?
    NEELIX: Okay, hear me out. I'm trying to build relationships with these primitives, and the village chief is really into swinging.
     
  4. Bry_Sinclair

    Bry_Sinclair Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2009
    Location:
    The glorious Shetland Isles!
    [​IMG]
    JANEWAY: This is ridiculous! Can't we get some big-breasted blonde Borg onboard to be a sex symbol? Its rather degrading for a Starship Captain to be stripped naked.

    [​IMG]
    Suck it Beltran! I can do a nude scene without a body double!

    [​IMG]
    Alien of the Week: So should I insert joystick gag here?
     
  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    [​IMG]

    Janeway: When I get my hands on Neelix for recommending this spa....

    [​IMG]

    Freddy Bristow: I know they're happy and married, but why did they have to send me this and rub it in?


    [​IMG]

    Paris: Computer, change the channel, this Efoxnewsian Commentator is driving me up the wall.

    [​IMG]

    Janeway: I've finally found you. From Hell's Heart, I stab at thee!

    Tuvok: It is an impressive achievement, Captain. I congratulate you on finding the original Blue Screen of Death.


    [​IMG]

    Neelix: This is the last time I ever complain about not going on enough Away Missions.
     
  6. hux

    hux Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Location:
    Hard Sassenach in Moist Aberdeen
    [​IMG]

    Janeway: computer, freeze programme....computer, create seven of nine and vibrating apparatus now
    Holo Seven: Captain, how may i assist you.....Vvvrrrrrrrrrrrr

    [​IMG]

    Megan Delaney:
    i'll make it look like an accident and then he'll be mine

    [​IMG]

    Tom: 130 big mac meals please

    [​IMG]

    Janeway: So you're saying we can just boil all the dead crew in there and make a stew
    Tuvok: Indeed, in fact, you ate the dead Naomi Wildman baby last month

    [​IMG]

    Kes: I play spin the bottle with 11 guys and it still ends up landing on bloody Neelix......typical
     
  7. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2006
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    [​IMG]

    Wesley: Give it up, Nick. They are onto you!

    Nicholas: *in Whoopi Goldberg's voice* Shut up, kid!
     
  8. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Down in the tube station at midnight
    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: This is it, Tuvok. The source of all lensflare!

    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: I was young and needed the money!!!!

    SEVEN: You don't look that young in the picture.

    Janeway gives Seven a withering glare.

    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: You're right, Torres. He is way too into gaming.
     
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2013
  9. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Open the door!
    [​IMG]

    Janeway: What? Naked rubdowns are part of these spiritual-type rituals, everybody knows that.

    Monk: Whatever, lady. It's your nickel.
     
  10. T'Girl

    T'Girl Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Location:
    T'Girl
    [​IMG]

    James Kirk
    : "The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play."

    [​IMG]

    Neelix: "Four star resort my hairy spotted arse, if I ever get my hand on the priceline dot com guy, I'm going to slap his teeth out."
     
  11. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Open the door!
    [​IMG]

    Neelix: They want us to demonstrate how our species reproduce.
    Kes: He was offering you a s'more.
     
  12. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2004
    Location:
    At The Laughing Vulcan's party...
    [​IMG]

    Neelix: "I've seen this movie. We've got to get them killing each other to jump start their evolution. Make like a lifeless rectangular black stone."
    Kes: "We should have brought Chakotay."
     
  13. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Open the door!
    [​IMG]

    Alien: We're intrigued by your dual joystick idea. We've been looking for a way to even out our non-masturbation arms.

    Tom: We were once much like you.

    [​IMG]

    Janeway: Did you take the foil off?
     
  14. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Down in the tube station at midnight
    [​IMG]

    NEELIX: These humans appear to be mute, but I think we'll be safe on this planet.
     
  15. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Open the door!
    ^ GOod one! :guffaw:

    [​IMG]

    Janeway: You promise it will be tasteful?
    Alien Photographer <flips camera setting to black and white>: Of course.
     
  16. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2011
    Location:
    The great gig in the sky