VOY Caption Contest 82; Cavalier Attitudes...

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Hope you all had a good time with the last caption contest. Anyways on to:

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    A bad matching:

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    It took a while sifting through the coffee jokes and J/C jokes, but I picked this:

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    Seven makes her intentions clear...


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    Discontinuity and budgetary restraints be damned:


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    The side-effects of warp travel award goes to:

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    Here is the special winning caption:

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    Another tag caption award, a rather clever tag caption to:

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    Congratulations to all who won! So, on the theme of cavalier attitudes we have the following pictures:

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    Let the captioning commence...
     
  2. Ln X

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    Tom: I could pilot this ship blindfold and nothing would go wrong...

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    Janeway: (thinking) Let the yeoman rivalries commence...
     
  3. Harbinger

    Harbinger Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite pilot in the Federation.

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  4. Timewalker

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  5. Schistocerca

    Schistocerca Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  6. R. Star

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    Thanks for the wins!

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    Seven: I am to enter Ensign Kim's quarters from the air vent and attempt to seduce him.
    Janeway: (evil laugh) Nothing scares Harry more than a real woman. Now where's the holocamera?

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    Doctor: You thumb fingered oaf of a pilot! This is not the colonoscopy probe.
    Paris: Relax doc, this is the best chance you'll have to get into Seven's pants.


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    The new Trek series The Young and the Qless was not a popular hit among sci-fi fans. However it did find a surprising cult following among daytime TV viewers.

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    Tom Paris: Flipping the bird faster than the eye can see since 2370.


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    Janeway: -yawn- Gentlemen... welcome to the semi-finals for the most annoying cast member on Voyager. You may commence your battle and the winner faces Neelix tommorow... now stay out of my way.
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    ICHEB (whining) Captain!!! He's doing it again!!!!!

    JANEWAY (disinterested) Doing what?

    ICHEB: (more whiny) Looking at me!!!!!!!

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  9. Schistocerca

    Schistocerca Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  10. Schistocerca

    Schistocerca Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  11. Nerys Myk

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  12. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Thanks for the win! :)

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    "Faster Than Light, No Left Or Right" was the third most popular song in Voyager: the Musical, behind only Tuvok's "Terror Tu The T" rap number and Janeway's incredible solo, "Magic Beans".
     
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    Seven: I'd say more like the wrath of the Quadrant.

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    Icheb and Q exchanged looks of horror when they realized that the reading material on the captain's PADD was some very steamy J/C fanfic from the intergalactic fanfiction outpost.
     
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  16. Nerys Myk

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    Paris: Actually, that course will take us through the Nebula of Doom.

    Janeway: There could be coffee in there, ENGAGE!

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    Janeway never had much to put on her Spacebook page she started strategically placing herself near arguments among crew members.
     
  19. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    After a lot of work and stuff, I'll get my ass down to picking the winners of this contest and starting a new one. TODAY!

    (though not now as it's 1am in the morning...)

    Sorry for the delays.
     
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