VOY Caption Contest 81; How The Mighty Have Fallen!!!

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Another day, another caption contest. Hope you liked the last one, and now:

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    The importance-of-crew-morale award goes to:

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    Our ready room shenanigans award goes to:

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    The mistaken identities award goes to:

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    Some catsuit mania here:

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    The Doctor's dilemma award goes to:

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    Here is the special winning caption:

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    And the photoshop award goes to:

    Plus a special tag caption award:

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    Everyone has their low moments, our heroes no less:

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    Have fun!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Neelix: It smells horrible but I thought the putrid stench might help to end your coma!

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    One commander, one captain, one planet...


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    Hirogen: That right elbow is still to high...


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    Kim: Oh crap! I er... didn't notice the sensor readings telling me this beast was devouring us!
    Janeway: My I suggest next time ensign you stop fantasying about woman?

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    Doctor: We're having this for lunch?
    Crell Moset: Wise Cardassian man once said; to know something is to eat it.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    NEELIX: It's an old Talaxian custom to exchange flowers after sex.

    Tuvok bolts upright in bed.

    TUVOK: Wait...what!!!!!???

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    SEVEN: You'd so better not be looking down my top!

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    KIM: That's gonna leave a mark!

    JANEWAY: Do you even watch the show?

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    CARDASSIAN: Can you save him doctor? I've had him since I was a boy.
     
  4. R. Star

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    Neelix: I saved one of those flowers that caused that whole Tuvix thing just to annoy everyone.

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    Seven years without in the Delta Quadrant lowered Chakotay's standards in women.


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    Seven: This it outrageous. I've been on this show three years and I'm still being paraded around in skin tight outfits and used only for eye candy! Teach me how to take revenge!

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    Neelix: What does this button do?


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    Doctor: Didn't anyone tell Ensign Kim not to use that Warp 10 shuttle?
     
  5. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Thanks for the win. :)

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    His only calling card, a pink orchid. Thus, with no evidence as to his true identity, he was known only as...the Pink Orchid Killer.

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    Tuvok (who was thought to be asleep): "I see my hypothesis was correct. Leaving my extracted wisdom tooth under the pillow does indeed attract the Tooth Fairy regardless of my current age. Unsurprisingly, Mr. Neelix is the Tooth Fairy, befitting his overly cheerful and gratingly obsessive personality".

    Neelix: "...Your brain's still a bit fuzzy from the anesthetic, isn't it Tuvok?"

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    Overseer Janeway: "This planet will make a fine coffee plantation. Beam down the Kazon slaves".

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    "We've been swallowed by a Budong".

    "I guess that means Farscape got the Dream Aliens or the Macrovirus. I hope it isn't too sensible for them."

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    Doctor: "Locked onto the captain's signature, you said. Does this look like the captain to you?"

    Moset: "...It may be that what I thought read "pit stop" may in fact have read "pet shop".
     
  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    DOCTOR: Yeah, I took it off Torres' forehead. Turns out all Klingons are smoothheads.
     
  7. Velocity

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    DOCTOR: Ensign Kim asked for help in getting promoted, so I found this spine for him...
     
  8. Violet.Phoenix

    Violet.Phoenix Commander Red Shirt

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    Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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    Neelix: Now if that fly on you nose will just stay still, Mr. Vulcan, we will pretend that this never happened.

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    Janeway: Chakotay... break out the axes, there's coffee in that forest!

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    Hirogen: Good, you are ready to enter the Matrix.

    Seven: Neo won't know what hit him.

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    Janeway: And this is why you never allow Q to get bored.

    Q: Oh but Kathy, don't you think this adds a little spark to the place?

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    Cardassian: I went looking for our beginning... and I think I found our end.

    Doctor: You've been watching Prometheus again, haven't you?
     
  9. TommyR01D

    TommyR01D Commander Red Shirt

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    Crell Moset: Why exactly do I have to do this?
    EMH: You remember the rules, dangerous testing on Bajoran prisoners means you have to stay here and help prepare Neelix's new desserts.
     
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  10. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    EMH: "Why is the ambassador dead?!?"

    Moset: "He raised a white flag, I found out that it was a treacherous false flag, so I sprayed him with some Black Flag."
     
  11. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    Janeway: "Do you think that those hills look like my boobs?"

    Chakotay: "You've been playing 'mirror, mirror, on the wall' again, haven't you?"
     
  12. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    Russ: "I'm not Nimoy and you're definitely not Jill Ireland, so don't even try me!"
     
  13. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    Hirogen: "Aren't those five elderly people going to miss the cushioned tips off their canes?"

    Seven: "Don't worry....they're actually from blackboard pointers."
     
  14. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    Kim: " 'The thunder rolls....and the lightnin' strikes.' "

    Janeway: "Dammit Harry, you know I hate country!"
     
  15. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Thanks for the co-win! :bolian:

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    Neelix: It's the flower you used to make me go into a Severe Allergic Reaction. I thought it would make you feel better. Oh... No...


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    Janeway: Janeway to Voyager. What do you mean "We can't spare the Coffeemaker?!"


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    Hirogen: What do you see?

    Seven: UPN.

    Hirogen: And what do you to UPN?

    Seven: Hunt it down and Kill it.

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    Captain's Log: The Good News is, we found our way home. The Bad News is, we're in New Jersey.


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    The Doctor: You know, we could've just looked through a microscope at the parasite, we didn't have to turn it into MegaParasite to get a better look at it.
     
  16. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

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    "Don't worry, Mr. Vulcan, the Doctor has been training me to fill in as his nurse. Now, did he say to scan you with the medical tricorder or with the violets? I think he said the violets."

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    "You know, Kathryn, we're going to be down here for the rest of our lives, and I'm going to get this out in the open. That bun of yours drives me wild and your smoker's rasp of a voice is like the singing of angels."


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    Seven: Intriguing. I know Kung Fu.

    Hirogen: Show me.

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    "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits warp 8.8, you're gonna see some serious shit."
     
  17. Mistral

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    Thanks for the win!-Mistral
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  18. R. Star

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    Moset: Worry not Doctor, I actually adjusted our holographic matrices. We've been shrunk to subatomic porportions.
     
  19. Eydie Munroe

    Eydie Munroe Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Neelix: Mr. Vulcan, I realize this might be a bad time, but you promised we could spend the night together, and well...I'm horny as hell.

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    Chakotay: Kathryn, no matter how much you watch the sky, the Starbucks delivery shuttle won't be coming back until tomorrow when he's scheduled to.

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    Seven: We must go that way.
    Hirogen: Why?
    Seven: Because if you don't, I'm going to knock your block off.

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    Chakotay must be driving again...

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    Doctor: You know, if you just cleaned the place a little more often, you wouldn't get any silverfish.
     
  20. Leviathan

    Leviathan Captain Captain

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    Moset: ...are you gonna eat that?
     
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