VOY Caption Contest 111; under pressure...

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Q quickly became fond of the human saying 'going out with a bang'.
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    Neelix's latest attempt at chilli had explosive consequences on the bridge.
     
  4. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Tom: No, I don't think the ship needs a body piercing salon.


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    Alien: Trade you a box of reservoir tip hats for your split pants technology?
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    Tom: You never say, "Oh we had a plasma explosion on the bridge today and that's when all the fun started."


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    Hogan: The first rule of Space Fight Club is, you don't talk about Space Fight Club.

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    Alien: You must be the beautiful Borg woman everyone's talking about. Do you practice interspecies mingling?

    Janes: Three of Five, at your service.
     
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  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Ok Belanna you've made your point!


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    Tom: I guess hiding those DuNuvian fireworks behind the bulkhead was not a good idea afterall...


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    Yes Captain, I know I look like Jim Carry, what's your point!?!

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    Janeway smiled as he realized the humanoid's head looked just like a scrotum...
     
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    ``Can't stop and talk, Neelix needs me in the galley, something about the biggest can of chickpeas he's ever seen?''

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    ``Captain, I just ... wanted to know if anyone knew who we are and if we're in this episode and if we're supposed to be and if maybe we can survive it? Thank you.''
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  9. LeadHead

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    Paris: (thinking) Is it wrong that I'm turned on by her being armed and angry?

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    Paris: Maybe installing strobe lights on the bridge wasn't such a good idea...


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    Tom was all about respecting B'lenna's cultural heritage until he realized how many sharp objects would be involved along with her temper.

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    Tom: Did that console just explode, or is someone pulling that guy through a white portal?

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    Hogan: Not all of us signed up to die for Federation values.
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  11. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Well I must bid farewell to the running of the VOY caption contest. One part of the problem was a very busy and hectic summer, while another part was that my heart is rather set upon the DS9 caption contests. I'm a 9er and DS9 is my niche.

    But fear not, I have already found someone to take over these contests and that is Captain Kathryn. I hereby hand in my resignation notice. Captain Kathryn, this contest is all yours!

    Finally it will be Captain Kathryn who will pick the winners of this contest.

    Good luck.
     
  12. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks~! I'm flattered you asked me! :)

    I'll post winners and put up a new contest soon!
     
  13. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    Can a mod help me unsticky this one and sticky the new one? :(
     
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