VOY Caption Contest 111; under pressure...

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Ln X, Aug 3, 2013.

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  1. Ln X

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  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    Neelix's latest attempt at chilli had explosive consequences on the bridge.
     
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    Yes Captain, I know I look like Jim Carry, what's your point!?!

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    Paris: Maybe installing strobe lights on the bridge wasn't such a good idea...


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  11. Ln X

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    Well I must bid farewell to the running of the VOY caption contest. One part of the problem was a very busy and hectic summer, while another part was that my heart is rather set upon the DS9 caption contests. I'm a 9er and DS9 is my niche.

    But fear not, I have already found someone to take over these contests and that is Captain Kathryn. I hereby hand in my resignation notice. Captain Kathryn, this contest is all yours!

    Finally it will be Captain Kathryn who will pick the winners of this contest.

    Good luck.
     
  12. Kathy Kringle

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    Thanks~! I'm flattered you asked me! :)

    I'll post winners and put up a new contest soon!
     
  13. Kathy Kringle

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    Can a mod help me unsticky this one and sticky the new one? :(
     
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