VOY Caption Contest 111; under pressure...

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    And now another caption contest where jokes about coffee, every-one-hates Kim, statuesque Chakotay and Neelix's cooking proliferate!

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    Congratulations to the winners! May you make the most of your five fleeting seconds of glory!

    And now five more pictures to fuel your captioning needs!

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  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    B'Elanna: Apologise or your ding-dong gets the chop!

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    Voyager's reputation as an accommodating ship was very much a false one...

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    Tom: Glad I'm not that guy!

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    Janeway: I respect every crewmember's opinion... Just not yours Hogan.

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    What Janeway did not say was that Neelix prepared this food...
     
  3. Tosk

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    Hey cool, I got five seconds! Thanks. :)

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  4. bbjeg

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    B'Elanna: Come on, it'll be fun. First, you strip...

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    Tom: WHY DID THEY DESIGN IT LIKE THAT!!!
     
  5. Nerys Myk

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    TORRES: And if I catch you even glance at another woman!!

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    JANEWAY: Look, I don't know any "Snow White" and I'm not the "Evil Queen"!

    PARIS (under his breath): Matter of opinion.

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    PARIS: No smoking on the Bridge, buddy.
     
  6. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    One of the images isn't showing for me? Weird.
     
  7. JirinPanthosa

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    TOM: Okay, okay. I didn't mean it, I'm sure you won't gain weight when you're pregnant.

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    JANEWAY: I think we have the winner of our costume contest. Jake Sisko for his Link costume!

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    TOM: It still baffles me that starship console designers have never thought of using circuit breakers.

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    HOGAN: Why won't you let me keep a snake as a pet? It's not against ship regulations.
    JANEWAY: Do you have any idea how much time traveling I've done? Let's just say it creeps me out and leave it at that.

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    JANEWAY: You see Neelix? There is Delta Quadrant food that isn't made from disgusting bitter ground roots.
     
  8. Bad Thoughts

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    Mulgrew: Robert Blackman's phoning it in, isn't he?
    Beltran: Does anyone see the PADD with my lines on it?
     
  9. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Which of the four images can you see?
     
  10. Bry_Sinclair

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    Paris: But its got four points.
    Torres: You are aware I'm still holding it, aren't you?

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    Paris: [thinking] We really should get that faulty wiring looked at.

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    Hogan: How is it we're both fated to die, when she is the in the redshirt?
     
  11. Timewalker

    Timewalker Cat-lovin', Star Trekkin' Time Lady Premium Member

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    Tom: B'Elanna, you're exaggerating!
    B'Elanna: No, I'm not - Neelix's cooking really IS that bad!
     
  12. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    PARIS: You used your replicator rations on that? You could have replicated a new blouse.

    TORRES: You don't like my blouse?!

    PARIS (thinking): Red Alert.
     
  13. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    I see them all now! Sorry about that.
     
  14. Captain Kathryn

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    B'Elanna: I'm going to use this bat'leth to slice off your--
    Tom: Alright...exiting slowly...leaving you to your PMS...
    B'Elanna: That means "I love you" in half-Klingon, you FOOL!

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    Tom: YER A WIZARD, HARRY!
    Chakotay: Acoochimoya...we are far away from the...
    Janeway: This isn't Harry Potter! AND FOR THE LAST TIME, NOT EVERYTHING REQUIRES A GODDAMN VISION QUEST, CHAKOTAY!

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    Tom: Neelix?

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    Hogan: It's not my fault you trigger red alert every time I pass gas! It's Neelix's cooking!
    Janeway: My farts never smell that bad and I eat the same food. Dismissed!
    Hogan: I'm going to die anyway, AT LEAST LET ME FART AS I PLEASE!
    Yellow Shirt #2: Dude...your farts do smell pretty rank.

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    Janeway: My body for his vegetables...I like it.
     
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  15. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Alien: "There I was, smurfing my own smurf, and I see this smurf on the smurf. I smurfed into it, and then Smurf! Everything smurfs and I smurf up here."
    Chakotay: "I think there's something wrong with the universal translator."
    Janeway: "No smurf, Sherlock!"


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    Paris: "Hey Doc, I think your new camera overdoes it with the flash."
    EMH: "Too much?"
    Paris: Let's just say that I'm going to need you to clone me some new retinas."

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    Hogan: "The crew have some grievances, and they've elected me to be their representative. You see we've unionised, and we have some demands."
    Janeway: "Airlock."
    Hogan: "I mean requests.... um, suggestions? Hints? Little ideas you might want to mull over. If you have the time..."
    Janeway: ...
    Hogan: "How about we forget this whole thing, and I get back to work?"
    Janeway: "First smart thing you said all day, mister!"

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    Janeway: "Ribbed, for my pleasure. If you get what I mean."
     
  16. Captain Kathryn

    Captain Kathryn Commodore Commodore

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    Nice. :lol::lol:
     
  17. Mistral

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    Torres: "As I was saying, I believe tonight is YOUR turn to do the dishes."
     
  18. Triskelion

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    Thanks for the win Ln X!

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    B'Ells: Sonic toilet's backed up.
    Tom: You can't fix a toilet with that.
    B'Ells: It's for your colon.


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    Alien: No hats? Where do you keep your Pepsi?
    Chak: No Pepsi, Coke.
    Tom: 24th century, we still can't have Coke and Pepsi in the same place.


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    Paris: !@#$% nuclear computers. I was better off doing card tricks for drinks.


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    Hogan: In the Maquis, we would not have taken on a new crew. We would have spaced them to the man.

    Jonas: Uh, that one is ok, Hogan.

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    Janes: Put your biscuits in my basket.
    Alien: They are in. They just can't touch the brim.
     
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  19. Lipton

    Lipton Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Tom: Uh, please be careful with that.
    B'Elanna: Careful with what?

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    Alien: I have a feeling that I'm not on Kan-Sas anymore.
    Janeway: I don't know why, but I have the feeling that you're supposed to have a dog.
    Chakotay: Perhaps our newcomer has a dog as an animal guide.
    Tom: Seriously?

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    Tom: Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.

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    Hogan: Captain, sometimes you make me sick. Jonas, help me out here.
    Jonas: I think we've found our traitor, Captain. Oh wait --- was there a traitor? No, nevermind, you didn't hear that.
    Janeway: Give me coffee and we'll call it good.

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    Janeway (aside): Don't tell anyone these are laced with narcotics.
    Alien: Your secret is safe with me, Captain.
     
  20. Finn

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    Thanks for the win!


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    Hogan: We need to transfer out of Engineering

    Janeway: Commander Chakotay deals with assignments. You would have to talk with him

    Jonas: We did! He laughed and wanted to hang down there.

    Janeway: Why?

    Hogan: B'Elanna keeps mistaking us for Carey.
     
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