VOY Caption Contest 108; Everyday Problems

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  1. Vulcan Logician

    Vulcan Logician Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Janeway: It's the cops! Tuvok, quick, dump your stash!
     
  2. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Due to exams and insane amounts of revision, I haven't been able to keep up with these caption contests. The exams are over now and a new contest will be up this Monday!
     
  3. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Janeway: "Oh, sure, act dead. Like that's going to save you!"

    Tuvok(OS): I'm sorry, Captain, but he really is dead."

    Janeway: "Damn. And I was just getting into this whole sticking-the-knife-in, stabby-wabby sort of thing!"
     
  4. FFunctionalData

    FFunctionalData Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    And this would be the position I would be in if you were a couch and I was watching T.V.
    Janeway told the ambassador whose species derived pleasure from being used as furniture.


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    Neelix fainted after the doctor told him where that glowing contianter had to go if he wanted to be cured


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    Tom felt lucky that he bought the erotic adventures of Captain Boday before he left DS9.
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    As Neelix finished his Strip tease in another attempt to boost crew moral this was the only expression Janeway and Tuvok could muster during the performance.
     
  5. Scoobysnacks

    Scoobysnacks Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    Torres: "I wish guys would at least try to flirt with me. I'm still hot, right? I know I'm married, but geez, it's like I've got a sign over my head so they know not to even bother trying."
     
  6. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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  7. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ``Oh, oh, darling, you're so wonderful ... oh, if the Captain ever suspected.''
    ``The Captain? ... I am the Captain!''
    ``You ... oh good grief, Makeout Point Deck needs better lighting!''

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    ``Well, Lieutenant Van Pelt told him she'd hold the ball, and he should come running up and kick it, and then ... ''

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    ``No longer available? I was only halfway through season five of us on Netflix!''
    ``I am attempting to access the databases of Hulu.''

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    ``Dear, am I that transparent?''


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    ``Oh, great, the Space Cops got us going Warp 12. Tuvok, get in the driver's seat, I can't take any more points on my license or I'll lose my insurance!''
     
  8. Eydie Munroe

    Eydie Munroe Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    ALIEN: *sigh* Captain, if you intend on choking me, could you at least try to reach my neck?

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    CHAKOTAY: You know, Neelix’s narcolepsy is really getting out of hand…
     
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