VOY Caption Contest 107; Is that Allowed!?!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Ln X, Apr 27, 2013.

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  1. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks a lot to Captain Kathryn who made last contest possible! In this one I'll be using Flickr for the pictures temporarily until the bandwidth limit resets on Photobucket.

    Thanks to all who participated, and now the winners from last contest!

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    And the special award...

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    Congrats to the winners!

    Next up are the latest five pictures waiting to be captioned...

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    Have fun!
     
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  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    JANEWAY: I told you guys, do not interrupt Naomi's Flotter holoprogram! She gets a bit "upset".
     
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  3. Finngle Bells

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    Thanks for the win, but I can't see your Flickr pixes
     
  4. Ln X

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    Do you have an account on Flickr? Because I think those who do not have an account are not able to see photos pasted on other sites.
     
  5. Finngle Bells

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  6. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I've uploaded the pictures to ImageShack, can you see them now?
     
  7. Santa Garrus

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    I can see them. I saw them earlier too, so I don't know what happened.
     
  8. R. Star

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    I can now. I couldn't before on the Flickr, so problem seems to be solved! :)
     
  9. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I'll add Flickr to my blacklist! :evil:
     
  10. R. Star

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    Thanks for the win! :)

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    Kim: I was making out with the Irish holographic chick... when Tom used that padd to turn her into a raptor. Naturally the safeties malfunctioned.

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  11. Ríu ríu chíu

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  12. Third Nacelle

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  13. Finngle Bells

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    Yes...thanks
     
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