VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakotay

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  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot

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    Janeway: Wait a minute - the Ready Room was already christened before we met. You tricked me!

    Chakotay: "Admiral Braxton and Ensign Hansen." That slag!


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    Technically it's not a sin to flirt with a hologram, but it is a sin to lead him on for free prescription meds.


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    Chakotay: Technically it's not a sauna, it's a sweat lodge. And being naked isn't mandatory - it's just conducive to male bonding.

    Tuvok: And the cameras?

    Chakotay: Ok that part is gay.


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    Chakotay: I'm only going to ask you once more: Have you seen my Twinkie stash?

    Janeway: Maybe they were lost in transport.


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    Janeway: Computer, name a random crewman.
    Computer:
    - Ensign Harry Kim.
    Janeway:
    Random ship location.
    Computer:
    - Jeffries tube 18.

    Janeway:
    Random menial task.
    Computer:
    - Rethreading plasma taps.

    Janeway:
    Harry, report to Jeffries tube 18 to rethread the plasma taps.
    Harry:
    I'm standing right here, Captain.
    Janeway: Good for you. Chop chop.
     
  2. JanewayRulz!

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    Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot

    If "she" is, then I am very embarrassed... :alienblush: and then Teacake is an EVIL entity! :evil:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUUFjR5eLY0&feature=player_detailpage#t=8s
     
  3. hux

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    Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot

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    Janeway: Next weeks script has arrived
    Chakotay: Anything good
    Janeway: You fight a boxing match in your mind
    Chakotay: I'll take that as a no

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    Doctor: I thought it might be easier for you to confess to being a lousy captain if i wore this

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    Tuvok: Well commander
    Chakotay: Yes, Tuvok, your penis looks fine

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    Chakotay: I can't find Seven anywhere
    Janeway: Guess who's face i'm sitting on

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    Paris: Jesus Christ, who farted
    Janeway: (Just keep looking innocent and everything will be fine)
     
  4. Ayelbourne

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    Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot

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    Janeway: "Made in China"? Well, that explains a lot.
     
  5. Ln X

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    Re: VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakot

    The next caption contest is up!
     
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