VFWCC#9 - Why so captions?!

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  1. Koinek

    Koinek Vice Admiral Admiral

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    That's right, it's time for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition! :)

    First, let's hear the winners from VFWCC #8:
    The honorable mention goes to:
    Congratulations Nebusj! :)

    And the winner is:
    26138, you winthe Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:
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    And now for this week's image:
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    Good luck!
     
  2. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Oh, thank you kindly.

    On to this week's:

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    ``Seven, did you know your `Borg implants' were compatible with Lego blocks?''
     
  3. Finn

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    Seven: "What happened? How did I get here?"
    Janeway: "It's okay. Chakotay said something about you assilimating your spirit guide"
    Tuvok: "Even Lt. Torres was amazed"
    Doc: "It appears that the Chakotay's voodoo vision thing is more intoxicating than a shot of watered down beer is to you".
     
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  4. Rat Boy

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  5. scottydog

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  6. scottydog

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    Janeway: "I want to be as beautiful as you are."

    Seven: "Beauty is irrelevant."

    Tuvok and Doctor: "Umm. No."
     
  7. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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  8. Herkimer Jitty

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  9. Shatmandu

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    Janeway, looking back: "I don't think a strict regimen of tittyfucking would be helpful, Mister Tuvok."
     
  10. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    - Captain, why did Mr Paris laugh when I said the Doctor would be recalibrating my implants regularly?
     
  11. jongredic

    jongredic Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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  12. Mistral

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    :guffaw::lol::guffaw:
     
  13. Mistral

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  14. Jeri

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    Hello. Your name is Rayna. Rayna Kapec.
     
  15. TheGodBen

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    Tuvok: How come you three are constantly pushing me into the background like this?
     
  16. The Laughing Vulcan

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  17. Shatmandu

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  18. Nerys Myk

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  19. Quagmire58

    Quagmire58 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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  20. nx1701g

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